>>42771283
Jokes on you I don't even own a couch. I mean there is one, but I don't own it.
But don't worry, I used it ironically. That makes it cool.

You didn't notice the dumbest thing in the posts: I missed an 's' so now it looks stupid, "a guilty as" instead of "as guilty as".

But to make you feel better:
destroy
slay
dispatch
murder
slaughter
assassinate
fell
claim
carry off
neutralize
get
croak
execute
waste
massacre
finish
annihilate
decimate
do in
cut down
off
do away with
butcher
terminate
snuff