[Golosseum]

Drawback: The Ride-On King

Rasputin’s Faction, Leader

400-kg class (600)

Everybody Was… (800)
Just That Kind Of Face (Free)
Observer (300)
A New Battlefield (Free)
Stiff Upper Lip (Free)
Imperfect Power (0)
Peacemaker (Free)
Ultimate Defence: Canadian Goslings (Free)
Petmaker: Canadian Geese (Free)

“Ah yes, Comrade Anonivitch, so we have on record that you are a staunch conscientious objector to the Stalinist war machine, da?”

“Da”

“And the only reason you survived this ludicrously un-Soviet position is lifting farm animals and industrial equipment until you have become basically biologically unkillable, da?

“Da”

“And during a trip to the godless capitalist wastes of Canada, you befriended a family of native water monsters that have since sworn themselves to your protection, da?”

“Da”

“хopoш! Well Comrade Anonivitch, luckily for you this is not actually an interrogation, this was a recruitment interview to our great leader Rasputin’s benevolent conspiracy for the future of the human race! We’ve been told you have some VERY special…insight, into human nature. We would greatly appreciate your loyalty to this cause, and I can assure you the rewards will be commensurate!”

“Da. Also tell your great leader not to bring about the end of the world again, it’s getting quite tiresome after how many timelines I’ve seen him try to do it”

“…vhat?”

“I do not care if it is summoning the Dragon of Revelation. Or cramming himself into a soul sandwich with Baloo and Azi Dahaka into a sociopathic Japanese priest. Or entering a conspiracy with a mad Scotsman trying to instigate World War 1-oh, speak of the devil it’s just the same era. I am just. Tired. Of that sort of thing. Da?”

“I will ah…tactfully relay your concerns at the great leader’s earlier convenience. Ah who am I kidding, he probably predicted this too