>>939446837
wdym bro I'm super hetero. I am volunteering to be choked as a noble act of sacrifice such that nobody else has to suffer

I went for nearly 36 hours without posting

>>938657716
>gooner vibes
sir this is a book club thread

>>937635051
One time carm (my queen) told a story about having diarrhea while wearing a thong.

I choose to believe that it's not a bit and we really have kai posting in here

>>937223513
Yeah sometimes I too think my own bit sucks, but then I remember how often people complain and post black dicks, and then I continue posting with a renewed fervor and confidence that my contributions here are far from the worst.

>>937179985
I don't know a single word of French, which was somewhat of an issue when I was recently reading Lolita because the narrator Humbert Humbert frequently intersperses French phrases into the English prose. Luckily I was able to use my cognitive faculties to interpret most of the meaning through context clues. Using similar methods of reasoning I have determined that you're telling me to think of fauxre on a daily basis, but, respectfully, I'm not going to do that.

>>937015662
That's an oddly specific impression to have

>>936909105
One time I had a dream that there was a whole field of science about the study of pepo called pepology, and I met a bunch of dudes in white lab coats who referred to themselves as pepologists

>>936764198
Indeed. Now that I've finished Lolita what's next? Do I go straight into more Nabokov with Pale Fire? Do I finish the fucking Iliad? Something else? Idk

>>936517634
What's wrong with posting in a book club thread?

>>936459987
Can you imagine what the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel would be like if Michaelangelo had been a gooner? That shit would be wild

write long winded stream of consciousness posts for carm

da fuq?

>>936068248
That's the bad ending where I continue posting here indefinitely

>>935860814
My initial interpretation of the first half of Dostoyevsky's Notes from Underground, which I read yesterday instead of the Iliad, is that the Underground Man views all wanting and desire as irrational, and as the root of suffering. And yet you want to want.

Many mar individuals

>>935670824
I understand. In that sense I am also a proponent of total happiness with girls.