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>Jonathan Fortnight: I really don't think so, pal.

>open the door
>no sorry sir I am schizophrenic and I see people and hear voices daily. I also am very paranoid and need medication
>oh ok sir, have a great day!

I'm not dying for Israel, I've been a psych ward and can't be drafted. I even tried to join the Navy when I was younger to be an Astronomer in DC. I told the recruiter I was schizo, and he just laughed and said no, I can't join any branch of the military. I'm not even registered for the draft anymore. Sucks for you guys, but I am insane, but I'll live.