Thread 507171608 - /pol/ [Archived: 1040 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: eLAc3YBoHong Kong
6/13/2025, 5:13:04 AM No.507171608
military-commissariat-representative-knocking-on-260nw-2413049929
You are at home when suddenly you hear someone knocking on your door.

You look outside and see this man.

What do you do?
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Anonymous ID: lDIEjBFwUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:14:35 AM No.507171790
>>507171608 (OP)
>racks glock
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Anonymous ID: jxz0h795Kazakhstan
6/13/2025, 5:14:50 AM No.507171815
He is kinda hot.
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Anonymous ID: cEzE7R7fUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:16:23 AM No.507171969
Tell him about the benefits of BBC
Replies: >>507172376
Anonymous ID: e1wqpMd/United States
6/13/2025, 5:16:42 AM No.507172003
>>507171608 (OP)
>Average tinder date
Anonymous ID: ghgh87zyUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:16:48 AM No.507172009
silence lambs
silence lambs
md5: c2f13a5b5140d32c5554e93338944668๐Ÿ”
Grab the Crisco. Say "Come in!" in a sweet voice. hehehehe
Replies: >>507187338
Anonymous ID: Y2jC5D6dUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:16:59 AM No.507172027
23450932459032454309903554903
23450932459032454309903554903
md5: c6c4902ef120496315e6ba698fe96e9b๐Ÿ”
>>507171608 (OP)
as you were..
Replies: >>507172146
Anonymous ID: Vskoeje2United States
6/13/2025, 5:17:00 AM No.507172030
>>507171608 (OP)
>>507171790
>>507171815
Idk but picrel is what I did at the shooting range the other day
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Anonymous ID: lq3IuCGqUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:17:05 AM No.507172037
>>507171608 (OP)
Ask if he can help clean me up because i shit myself.
Anonymous ID: 08PT1ORZCanada
6/13/2025, 5:17:07 AM No.507172042
>>507171608 (OP)
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Anonymous ID: fS4/2sJLUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:17:27 AM No.507172084
IMG_3622
IMG_3622
md5: deb781aaeac957ba873978d9d5f7c163๐Ÿ”
>>507171608 (OP)
>come on in officer, doors open
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Anonymous ID: Vskoeje2United States
6/13/2025, 5:17:32 AM No.507172092
IMG_0219
IMG_0219
md5: 17c65a492c383eaee2ecd7b9e45b1e0c๐Ÿ”
>>507172030
Anonymous ID: Ag20eUsh
6/13/2025, 5:17:36 AM No.507172100
>>507171608 (OP)
I never answer my door.
Anonymous ID: ghgh87zyUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:18:02 AM No.507172146
yeah voted
yeah voted
md5: 3ae7b02903779c75118d5cbce5dba724๐Ÿ”
>>507172027
Would be kino AF if Trump would address the nation in a Cobra Commander suit and scream "MAGA" and hiss at the end!
Anonymous ID: K5nI2ATeUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:18:16 AM No.507172173
I'm 36 years old, they don't even want me at this point unless they're out of zoomers to throw into the meat grinder.

Have fun dying for Israel you dumb kids LMAO
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Anonymous ID: V7Ry+LzsUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:18:27 AM No.507172193
>>507171608 (OP)
Woah. Israel needs me??
Anonymous ID: ghgh87zyUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:18:48 AM No.507172224
>>507172173
WWII draft was up to 60 in some countries.
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Anonymous ID: c5uvXo2vUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:18:51 AM No.507172231
Tell him he should kill his commanding officer for committing treason by sending Americans to die for Israel and then shoot himself in the head as well
Anonymous ID: RNc2iBzcUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:19:23 AM No.507172294
1723864537291623
1723864537291623
md5: 07a24ccb2532619803577067d9b2883d๐Ÿ”
>>507171608 (OP)
Joeschmoe ID: +Ih36eFj
6/13/2025, 5:20:16 AM No.507172376
>>507171969

BBC? Big Bacterial Claws? Gross Anon
Anonymous ID: ak7JTv40United States
6/13/2025, 5:20:30 AM No.507172401
I WILL NEVER FACKING FIGHT FOR JEWS

I WILL POOP AND PEE MY PANTS TO AVOID IT

NO PUSSY NO WORK

NO PUSSY NO WAR
Joeschmoe ID: +Ih36eFj
6/13/2025, 5:21:30 AM No.507172498
>>507171815

Not supporting your Lbgt / Faggot and / or Judeo "Conservative" mating seasons Anon
Anonymous ID: a8awlFbG
6/13/2025, 5:21:47 AM No.507172534
>>507171608 (OP)
if he's zion don approved 70% of muttland would gladly go out and meet him
Anonymous ID: 1kEUPorkUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:21:57 AM No.507172554
>>507171790
If they barge in, going full Donny Devito
Joeschmoe ID: +Ih36eFj
6/13/2025, 5:22:04 AM No.507172563
>>507171608 (OP)

Lmao, Fafo, lazy glownigger bait thread
Anonymous ID: OXf7ThQUUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:22:37 AM No.507172620
>>507171608 (OP)
Dump a mag of real fucking NATO about knee level, then release the claymore roombas.
Anonymous ID: CcHlBh7vUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:22:39 AM No.507172624
>>507171608 (OP)
Tell him his facial hair is not to the the standard and to shave that shit right now
Anonymous ID: Y2jC5D6dUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:22:46 AM No.507172640
239828942984892938894223414
239828942984892938894223414
md5: 0405a0327e5a0ab8ea2ce2036e9ada43๐Ÿ”
>>507172173
sure ya it's just a mistake
Anonymous ID: +qpMS6A5United States
6/13/2025, 5:25:41 AM No.507172926
>>507171608 (OP)
I have nothing in my life so I've seriously considered joining the military. But after recent events, that ain't it chief.
Anonymous ID: q8ymib6aUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:25:45 AM No.507172931
Are they going to kick the door in? That is what criminals do. Criminals who kick the door in are at risk
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Anonymous ID: vf9p2voeUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:26:47 AM No.507173037
>>507171608 (OP)
I'd tell him that if he wanted to larp as a zogbot that he should wear the correct camo.
Anonymous ID: FsKaFQRRUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:27:38 AM No.507173124
>>507171608 (OP)
Breath a sigh of relief, because he's there for my asshole neighbor in the apartment across from me.
Anonymous ID: 682rvknWUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:29:54 AM No.507173352
sorry buddy, i got flat feet
Anonymous ID: AQ0PHTRcUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:32:02 AM No.507173575
>>507171608 (OP)
Nothing, he's knocking on the neighbor's door
Anonymous ID: C5e3QjJEUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:32:14 AM No.507173597
>>507171608 (OP)
Immediately yell at him for violating ar 670-1 and tell him to do push-ups.
Anonymous ID: A3NRanLTBrazil
6/13/2025, 5:32:56 AM No.507173675
>>507171608 (OP)
>You are at home when suddenly you hear someone knocking on your door.
>You look outside and see this man.
Uh, no I don't? Don't you guys get unsolicited knocks? Is your spam digital only? Unless I'm waiting for someone (I'm not, dad has the keys), in which case they call me instead if knocking, because of unsolicited spam knocks.
Anonymous ID: QeDAqFxn
6/13/2025, 5:32:58 AM No.507173677
Hide in my bathroom because I'm a draft dodging, faggot zoomer.
Anonymous ID: 78ThSXdtArgentina
6/13/2025, 5:32:59 AM No.507173678
>>507171608 (OP)
I thank him for picking me up on our way to work
Anonymous ID: ziXn6jArUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:33:15 AM No.507173706
doors unlocked
doors unlocked
md5: 1bbee13c0b0fd382660a8b2123b5d1fe๐Ÿ”
>>507171608 (OP)
Doors unlocked bro, do come in.
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Anonymous ID: e1wqpMd/United States
6/13/2025, 5:34:13 AM No.507173786
>>507171608 (OP)
I'll fight for jews, but i'm not fighting for China.
Anonymous ID: mg8tKDLAGermany
6/13/2025, 5:34:56 AM No.507173838
kokoro kek 2
kokoro kek 2
md5: f6ea77790b6fc885e17fb2a1daab9945๐Ÿ”
Can't wait for the Webms of dead US zoomies
Anonymous ID: vIr/g+VGUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:35:21 AM No.507173876
>>507171608 (OP)
I go kill sandniggers for the glory of greater Israel.
Anonymous ID: ZMu1i4ksUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:35:25 AM No.507173882
1719726832192387
1719726832192387
md5: 93c466165ff594d2ec619a3fcbdbb8b9๐Ÿ”
>>507171608 (OP)
>get back in the super soldier nephilim clone chud terra needs you or whatever seig heil
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Anonymous ID: qB/Im9PRUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:35:58 AM No.507173927
>>507171608 (OP)
attempted kidnapping self defense situation
Replies: >>507174253
Anonymous ID: /on+Hb4SUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:36:51 AM No.507174016
30 year old boomer
30 year old boomer
md5: 405860811df26281e280d048fed32b2d๐Ÿ”
>>507171608 (OP)
"Sorry, man, the zoomer guys are in that unit over there. I aged out of the draft last year."
Anonymous ID: hPsForX+United States
6/13/2025, 5:36:55 AM No.507174024
Get on my knees after putting on my mom's night gown and sone lipstick, answer the door with a "hellllloo sailor~! Let me help you with that." and suck his dick like a real man, slobbering all over that juicy slab of man meat. After he had an orgasm I'd run away into the woods and hide in a tunnel until WW3 ended, like bugs bunny did. Also this isn't gay if it's to survive.
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Anonymous ID: xGTyBDcoUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:37:17 AM No.507174068
>>507172931
Kicking in my door would be the last thing a person would do in their life, because they would be dead.
Anonymous ID: zV9ifHYPUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:37:28 AM No.507174090
>>507172084
bro is that a bolt action 50 cal 12 gauge shotgun with leather armrests?
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Anonymous ID: Y2jC5D6dUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:38:13 AM No.507174141
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>>507173882
controlled by gamma light
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW2Kg-p5uFo
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Anonymous ID: zV9ifHYPUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:39:21 AM No.507174246
>>507174024
a man actually typed this out and clicked post
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Anonymous ID: e1wqpMd/United States
6/13/2025, 5:39:25 AM No.507174253
>>507173927
I urge everyone to mentally prepare for such a situation.

This involves coming to grips with your own mortality, which was completely lost by boomers.

But Gen X, Millenial, and Zoomers. We can digest this idea. If you can take at-least 2 of them out, you have now exited the game with positive KDR.
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Anonymous ID: hEu1zpioUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:39:33 AM No.507174264
EmW8SNSUcAAKUl8
EmW8SNSUcAAKUl8
md5: 074cc7852053605dd3b3d53109f8b18a๐Ÿ”
>>507174024
BASED and the only REAL answer itt.
Anonymous ID: S2fQ+nBxUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:40:01 AM No.507174310
>>507171608 (OP)
penetrate with my bibisi o algo
Anonymous ID: S2fQ+nBxUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:40:54 AM No.507174397
>>507174024
so true actually
this anon is a survivor and a trve patriot
Anonymous ID: e1wqpMd/United States
6/13/2025, 5:41:16 AM No.507174433
>>507174246
He's just faggot with a will to survive, using the only tools at his disposal.

What type of American are you?

/s
Anonymous ID: 4zaSdnIsUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:43:40 AM No.507174668
I love pretending that there's even the remotest possibility of a draft so that I can preen like I'm a fucking badass rebel for sitting around while nothing happens.
Replies: >>507187140
Anonymous ID: nOZuPODSUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:44:29 AM No.507174759
>>507171790
a rifle round will punch thru the door, wall, any armor they have and even their stupid fucking cars out front. why would you use a damned pistol when you've the home field advantage and know the entire layout of everything around your area?
Anonymous ID: WxEj8CyrUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:45:47 AM No.507174871
>>507172173
lol average age of the draft will be 40. theyre gonna send the middle aged people before the young. get ready bud
Replies: >>507174991
Anonymous ID: XYcw8EGt
6/13/2025, 5:46:32 AM No.507174934
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1749059148462245
md5: bb23267b31634af8b7487eca4ea0325c๐Ÿ”
Saturn is manipulating you to arrest me, I'm sorry.
Anonymous ID: nOZuPODSUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:46:53 AM No.507174969
1359825979139
1359825979139
md5: 00a4faba257dfd5b2310a3f406ca1c81๐Ÿ”
>>507172173
Are you white? they'll draft you. If your white and don't join the fight against them when it starts, it can be safely assumed you are their supporter and anything done to you is morally justified and the correct course of action.

>but I wanna stay neutral
lol
lmao
Anonymous ID: S2fQ+nBxUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:47:07 AM No.507174991
>>507174871
COPE
see you in iran nigga
Anonymous ID: HXSxAePKUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:47:21 AM No.507175016
>>507171815
your one of the khazarian pechenegs these types here against our policy
Anonymous ID: MHiCHur/United States
6/13/2025, 5:47:46 AM No.507175062
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md5: 423bc2aae3cc547401307550790060e7๐Ÿ”
Anonymous ID: ti1/EqvPUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:48:27 AM No.507175129
Better watch the vids of the old soldiers talking about what they had to do. It's going to be important.
Anonymous ID: +sv5WFeXCanada
6/13/2025, 5:49:15 AM No.507175361
>>507171608 (OP)
Jokes on you fucko, I am too fat to be useful. Close the door on your way out.
Replies: >>507176099 >>507185579
Anonymous ID: kxZVW6IgUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:49:31 AM No.507175399
>>507171608 (OP)
>Shalom, goyim
>Oh, sorry sir. We didn't know. Have a nice day.
Anonymous ID: s8ApuaKAUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:49:41 AM No.507175415
IMG_8080
IMG_8080
md5: f53c4917fc6b5fab9c1e16c7c6ac7bf3๐Ÿ”
I told you before. I'm retired.
Anonymous ID: nOZuPODSUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:50:09 AM No.507175462
>>507174253
Anon, you know drones are a thing now right? They send in a force handing off their stupid little SUV's like the jews taught them to while rolling thru a city, just visualize that drone coming in. We've enough ukraine footage, you should know what that image is going to be like.

>aim for 2
fuck that.
Replies: >>507176440 >>507191332
Anonymous ID: pmGGIipiUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:50:42 AM No.507175518
>>507171608 (OP)
Just donโ€™t answer lmao
Anonymous ID: 9h+k873PUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:50:47 AM No.507175527
>>507171608 (OP)
Sergeant come back with your CO. I want him to explain why you keep bothering the brigade commander
Anonymous ID: fS4/2sJLUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:53:11 AM No.507175763
>>507174090
its a ptrd anti tank rifle
Anonymous ID: x/CZqO4PUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:53:55 AM No.507175837
>>507174090
retard
Anonymous ID: YjmKV0rqUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:54:00 AM No.507175846
>>507171608 (OP)
Ask him if I can help round up zoomers and if I'm allowed to beat them if they resist
Anonymous ID: mqdwzb80United States
6/13/2025, 5:56:04 AM No.507176035
>>507172224
i'm a 39 year old 350 lb heavy smoker. what are my odds for dying for israel?
Replies: >>507177025 >>507180997 >>507181592
Anonymous ID: LIKhwX+3United States
6/13/2025, 5:56:26 AM No.507176076
>>507171608 (OP)
Tell them Iโ€™m busy eating pho and to fuck off
Anonymous ID: qMrB+v2TNorway
6/13/2025, 5:56:33 AM No.507176084
>>507171608 (OP)
I would wear him down by using Jehovah's Witnesses tactics and don`t stop rambling about "all the exiting things that are written " until he caves and decides to leave.
Then i would get the fuck out of Dodge
Anonymous ID: YjmKV0rqUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:56:46 AM No.507176099
1722637445941430
1722637445941430
md5: 1a348f0afa635d650f9bea0782b5d203๐Ÿ”
>>507175361
You can peel potatoes and clean the latrine after I take a fat, bowl clogging dump
Replies: >>507176691
Anonymous ID: 6J4wPuvRCanada
6/13/2025, 5:57:12 AM No.507176140
>>507171815
This. I'd invite him in and seduce him with my twinkish ways,
Replies: >>507182226
Anonymous ID: G/mSQHheUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:57:37 AM No.507176182
>>507171608 (OP)
I would open the door and ask him why he wants an overweight, myopic, asthmatic thirty year-old shitposter.
Replies: >>507176353
Anonymous ID: YjmKV0rqUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:59:21 AM No.507176353
>>507176182
How can you be overweight at 30?
Dam bro. You're wasting the best years of your life
Replies: >>507176647
Anonymous ID: 4eXBXunEUnited States
6/13/2025, 5:59:22 AM No.507176355
I'm over 40 and have hemophilia. They did not want me in my prime, they don't need me now. There are plenty of zoomies out there.
Anonymous ID: e1wqpMd/United States
6/13/2025, 6:00:19 AM No.507176440
>>507175462
Yeah I don't know how to deal with drones, and no one actually does.
I have Ideas based on shit i learned in physics, but it's not a immediately deployable product. I.E. I'm not going to be sitting with my microwave, plugged into my solar panel, with my fish tank light remote and expect serious results. it's not automated and i'd need an array of sensors and a bunch of other shit for it to make a damn. I'm not doing it. I can think of better ways to extend my effort than creating an above ground anti drone bunker.
Replies: >>507176902
Anonymous ID: 1DqUvVN1United States
6/13/2025, 6:01:37 AM No.507176576
1744432201143512
1744432201143512
md5: e4c8d554f48b2a6e8d6c863321e99a40๐Ÿ”
>>507171608 (OP)

Open door wearing a soiled diaper
Anonymous ID: +FwzN4RY
6/13/2025, 6:02:02 AM No.507176615
>>507171608 (OP)
STOP KNOCKING ON MY CARDBOARD HOUSE OR IT TOPPLE OV-

FUCKING HELL YOU DESTROYED MY HOME.
Anonymous ID: G/mSQHheUnited States
6/13/2025, 6:02:24 AM No.507176647
>>507176353
I know, but I'm working on it. I only have to lose twenty pounds.
Anonymous ID: 5PYk2fY1United States
6/13/2025, 6:02:27 AM No.507176652
>>507171608 (OP)
chat him up and reminisce about my time in service
Anonymous ID: +sv5WFeXCanada
6/13/2025, 6:02:44 AM No.507176691
>>507176099
>AAAAAAA my lumbago
>faint
Anonymous ID: XEYHJjVdUnited States
6/13/2025, 6:02:58 AM No.507176709
>>507171608 (OP)
tannerite roomba go boom
Anonymous ID: AfPzBv6XUnited States
6/13/2025, 6:03:19 AM No.507176753
>>507172173
Lol same, I tried to join the guard like 15 years ago and because I have a screw in my foot they wouldnโ€™t let me join. Tough luck, canโ€™t be drafted I guess
Anonymous ID: nOZuPODSUnited States
6/13/2025, 6:04:49 AM No.507176902
>>507176440
its not their drones I am talking about. We are not the ones who have to defend everything. We are not the ones who have to roll in on easily tracked routes from their emplaced fobs and bases.
Replies: >>507178359
Anonymous ID: Itin0ZtUUnited States
6/13/2025, 6:06:01 AM No.507177025
>>507176035
pretty good
Anonymous ID: Oei83H2cUnited States
6/13/2025, 6:08:44 AM No.507177263
1665111352450326
1665111352450326
md5: eb34da399a0edd776c3259b9e3029512๐Ÿ”
>>507171608 (OP)
Hi, Eglin.

I would move around behind him and strike him in the back of the head with a blunt instrument along with his battle faggot.
I would drag them both inside and hogtie both.
I would move their vehicle several blocks away and walk back.
I would wait for them to regain consciousness after identifying the senior.
I would pretend to interrogate the senior.
Every time he hesitated to answer, or was evasive, or just pissed me off, I would do something horrific to his junior.
I would film the entire ordeal.
I would not touch the senior, just ask questions I'm interested in the answers to.
When the junior finally succumbs, I would dig a hole.
I would dumb the senior, still alive, still hogtied, into the hole, face up.
I would dumb the corpse of the junior on top of him.
I would place a lid over the hole with a pipe to provide air flow.
I would likely integrate a quiet solar powered fan to maintain airflow.
I would bury the senior alive under corpse of his junior.
I would release bits of video in such a fashion as to suggest they are both recoverable.
When caught, I would do everything in my power to make the ensuing court case into a giant circus.
While the prosecution struggles to make a murder case without bodies, I would leak their grave location online.
Next to the motor would be a SSD drive connected to a camera.
In order to convict me, the footage of the senior's final moments would have to be introduced into the public record.
I will make his children watch their father die in the worst way possible.
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Anonymous ID: e1wqpMd/United States
6/13/2025, 6:21:15 AM No.507178359
>>507176902
>We are not the ones who have to defend everything.
Yes, unfortunately we are, that's why we are here.
Anonymous ID: EWhFqLwPPoland
6/13/2025, 6:22:38 AM No.507178480
>>507171608 (OP)
Even in Ukraine they don't grab people straight from their homes
Replies: >>507178799
Anonymous ID: QqDnc+afBulgaria
6/13/2025, 6:26:30 AM No.507178799
>>507178480
they do.
Anonymous ID: mGI9U2KL
6/13/2025, 6:30:14 AM No.507179157
>>507172084
Nice 75 sq ft closet apartment. Maybe turn that barrel to your mouth
Anonymous ID: ZMu1i4ksUnited States
6/13/2025, 6:39:15 AM No.507179960
20250607_135601
20250607_135601
md5: 53913321b813e1768a3ba4e668b62097๐Ÿ”
>>507174141
Working the machine
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GNth4yhlffU&pp=ygUUZW1waXJlIGFudHMgZ29yaWxsYXo%3D
Anonymous ID: bhxRUOHtCanada
6/13/2025, 6:42:06 AM No.507180229
>>507171608 (OP)
This man is lost, I drive him to the border so he can draft Americans
Anonymous ID: inHLFa4MAustralia
6/13/2025, 6:44:40 AM No.507180441
You weak seppos wonโ€™t do shit wit โ€˜muh gunzโ€™
You will fight for your jewish overloads on the orders from your commander in chief
Anonymous ID: D7ZtAaApUnited States
6/13/2025, 6:45:49 AM No.507180544
A big sexy bear at my door?
My prayers have been answered
Anonymous ID: 4MXA64mvUnited States
6/13/2025, 6:46:14 AM No.507180583
>>507171608 (OP)
give my pastor's letter informing him im a conscientious objector
Anonymous ID: eXDXKwmU
6/13/2025, 6:46:48 AM No.507180627
1000825646
1000825646
md5: c1723100ab84e230de70de35959d735b๐Ÿ”
>>507171608 (OP)
Dammit, this will be the largest NATO operation, it'll probably last a couple decades and a couple hundreds of thousands of young white men.
Anonymous ID: KJk6/HxqUnited States
6/13/2025, 6:51:02 AM No.507180959
>>507171608 (OP)
Be pumped up because he is knocking in my neighbors door.
Anonymous ID: lq3IuCGqUnited States
6/13/2025, 6:51:36 AM No.507180997
>>507176035
350lbs is avg weight of someone your age. In the high elevation areas of Tehran i'd suggest bringing an oxygen tank.
Anonymous ID: /Ihnb1c2United States
6/13/2025, 6:55:38 AM No.507181300
>>507171608 (OP)
>put diaper on
>shit mad hard
>piss mad hard
>grab backpack
>open door in only a backpack and a full diaper
SIR YES SIR AT YOUR SERVICE
>shit more
Anonymous ID: 51jpVYeiUnited States
6/13/2025, 6:56:29 AM No.507181361
Sup, nigga? We going to whack some fuckers? Let's saddle up and ride that dee-oh-double gee-why.
Anonymous ID: 6zl9qIvtUnited States
6/13/2025, 6:59:34 AM No.507181592
>>507176035
Don't worry, running 5 miles at 5am will take the pounds off you real quick
Anonymous ID: Ys8Irz0yUnited States
6/13/2025, 7:05:12 AM No.507181987
jim
jim
md5: 9fc23bd12ba39649ae82b56d78b5be60๐Ÿ”
>open the door
>no sorry sir I am schizophrenic and I see people and hear voices daily. I also am very paranoid and need medication
>oh ok sir, have a great day!

I'm not dying for Israel, I've been a psych ward and can't be drafted. I even tried to join the Navy when I was younger to be an Astronomer in DC. I told the recruiter I was schizo, and he just laughed and said no, I can't join any branch of the military. I'm not even registered for the draft anymore. Sucks for you guys, but I am insane, but I'll live.
Anonymous ID: mGI9U2KL
6/13/2025, 7:07:32 AM No.507182180
IMG_8885
IMG_8885
md5: 28f6ca5698f59158ff1e3a5410701fcd๐Ÿ”
Three ropes in the morning.
My traitorous life, 79 years old.
My neck, it snapped
To the swing of gallows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H4LU-wwa-0
Anonymous ID: byN4agPYUnited States
6/13/2025, 7:07:35 AM No.507182185
>>507172084
your bed is up against your front door?
Anonymous ID: byN4agPYUnited States
6/13/2025, 7:08:05 AM No.507182226
>>507176140
this
>make love, not war, soldier
Anonymous ID: JXRqlemLAustralia
6/13/2025, 7:09:22 AM No.507182318
>>507171608 (OP)
Nothing, because he's knocking on the door across from mine.
Anonymous ID: T6OYvy+UUnited States
6/13/2025, 7:10:07 AM No.507182376
images(31)
images(31)
md5: ca96dcdd8cb33f08af572599c6ad7ec6๐Ÿ”
>>507171608 (OP)
Anonymous ID: wnObz8+WCroatia
6/13/2025, 7:10:44 AM No.507182431
>>507171608 (OP)
Iโ€™m commissioning.
Anonymous ID: EVBsbfAdUnited States
6/13/2025, 7:11:58 AM No.507182523
MASH-Klinger
MASH-Klinger
md5: 6793ec102a051efa27be15d75c8ecd26๐Ÿ”
>>507171608 (OP)
-puts hat on
'how can I help you soldier?'
Anonymous ID: 34ly1Mr/United States
6/13/2025, 7:14:08 AM No.507182686
The Exorcism (2024)
The Exorcism (2024)
md5: f8decfa7f065252d4f95ae47ca205406๐Ÿ”
hey


help me out with this globalist
https://banned.video/watch?id=684b792f79316d4c41369f8e
>>507171608 (OP)
Anonymous ID: US8I/PEVUnited States
6/13/2025, 7:17:22 AM No.507182929
>>507171608 (OP)
>2000 YEARS OF GAY SEX ON DEMAND MONKEY NIGGER!
>*hits monkey nigger with club*
>ugghhh w-what the fuckโ€ฆ
>EVER HEARD OF ABNER LOUIMA MONKEY NIGGER?!
>what?
>*pull monkey niggers pants down*
>*sodomize him with broomstick*
>TODAY IS THE DAY MONKEY NIGGER HOPE YOU LIKE RECTAL BLEEDING AHAHAHAHA!
>AAAAAAHHHHH FUCK, MY ASS STOP AHHHHH!
I donโ€™t know man.
Anonymous ID: lyYZj65jFinland
6/13/2025, 7:19:57 AM No.507183122
You won't do shit
Anonymous ID: CGDnPPsVUnited States
6/13/2025, 7:21:14 AM No.507183223
>>507171608 (OP)
>GET OFF MY PORCH, MILITARY NIGGER!
>*nigger leaves because I said nigger*
Anonymous ID: gJORajggUnited States
6/13/2025, 7:34:17 AM No.507184224
>>507171608 (OP)
I know sign language so I'd pretend to be Deaf and not answer the door.
Anonymous ID: pJg26ucaCosta Rica
6/13/2025, 7:42:47 AM No.507184867
>>507171608 (OP)
>You are at home when suddenly you hear someone knocking on your door.
go away, faggot.. I'm playing vidya
Anonymous ID: +JYDNAOA
6/13/2025, 7:51:59 AM No.507185579
>>507175361
That's not the point. The point is mass human sacrifice. They will paint another country/alliance as the aggressor and "your" government as the "defenders of justice" in reality this is just a false dichotomy. There are two opposing sides of a modern conflict, the conscripters and the conscripted.
Replies: >>507190363
Anonymous ID: eRY6h5hIPoland
6/13/2025, 7:54:08 AM No.507185724
1726549076709625
1726549076709625
md5: ab5824cc7a735c11a4dd103a126e5ffc๐Ÿ”
>>507171608 (OP)
Replies: >>507185810
Anonymous ID: R67yNtI1Russian Federation
6/13/2025, 7:55:20 AM No.507185810
>>507185724
You don't really think this will work, do you?
Replies: >>507186132 >>507186514
Anonymous ID: OoudVYxYUnited States
6/13/2025, 7:57:47 AM No.507185981
>>507171608 (OP)
Make him a cup of coffee and then show him my medical records that prove I am very much medically ineligible. Then wish him luck drafting my annoying neighbors
Anonymous ID: +JYDNAOA
6/13/2025, 8:00:02 AM No.507186132
>>507185810
It's ludicrous.
Anonymous ID: A0Jjo5sPUnited States
6/13/2025, 8:03:46 AM No.507186409
>>507171608 (OP)
Pull him inside and give him the cock he so desires.
Anonymous ID: hbrYfi7oUnited States
6/13/2025, 8:04:18 AM No.507186440
1738533641881633
1738533641881633
md5: 343e1b07d2f4bc37d2680ca25e88fe7b๐Ÿ”
>>507173706
Anonymous ID: 5ZeMhrT3United States
6/13/2025, 8:04:34 AM No.507186460
>>507171790
>*jams*
Anonymous ID: US3CeB/EMexico
6/13/2025, 8:05:20 AM No.507186514
>>507185810
drill sgt's exist because people want to be there inside the military complex, what happens if they are forced to drill people that not only want to be there but also hate it and everyone inside? calling them niggers and fags is going to be their lightest problem.
Anonymous ID: NJ9w3OXoCanada
6/13/2025, 8:06:10 AM No.507186569
>>507171608 (OP)
Another thread where everybody ruins their dodging chances just because they want to say something funny or try to intimidate the draft officer. If you really want to dodge, then you have to avoid all contact. Obviously the first step is to not immediately present yourself to him, in otherword don't answer the fucking door and just wait for him to go away. He doesn't have the legal authority to do much at this point. The thing with governments actually prosecuting draft dodgers is that they go after the low hanging fruit first. The people who they've identified as obviously making attempts to dodge. People who they've made contact with are lower on the tree than those who they can't even confirm exists. DON'T ANSWER THE DOOR.

In the long term, if you're serious, consider living elsewhere. Move in with a family member or friend or something but don't legally change your address.
Replies: >>507186953
Anonymous ID: A0Jjo5sPUnited States
6/13/2025, 8:08:50 AM No.507186751
>>507177263
Based.
Anonymous ID: mQvuRMfIUnited States
6/13/2025, 8:10:31 AM No.507186865
>>507171608 (OP)
I pee, shit, and vomit near the crack under the door so that his boots get filthy and smell like a sewer.
Anonymous ID: FO8gd5ruCanada
6/13/2025, 8:11:44 AM No.507186953
>>507186569
Ehh ya Hooser
Anonymous ID: QIko3hjYGermany
6/13/2025, 8:12:54 AM No.507187031
Ignore it, say nothing do nothing. Never speak to them, never sign anything, never acknowledge anything if it escalates the answer is "no comment without my lawyer present".

I bet mandatory military service like this and did not the take the vaxx lets make it 3 for 3

Elites cant force you to do anything because of their weird karma shit. They count on you caving in
Anonymous ID: NU/dOuWU
6/13/2025, 8:14:04 AM No.507187124
Accuse that shave chit piece of shit of stolen valor and hand him a flyer for my militia where we will teach him proper military discipline
Anonymous ID: 8SDIOtnzCanada
6/13/2025, 8:14:04 AM No.507187125
FB_IMG_1749795131211
FB_IMG_1749795131211
md5: 69f0971c93897e9067eaea90c0b005be๐Ÿ”
>"get dressed"
>open door
>what is it sir?
Anonymous ID: H5Un8m7bUnited States
6/13/2025, 8:14:07 AM No.507187133
>>507171608 (OP)
Grab my albuterol inhaler, take a puff, and wave him away.
Anonymous ID: 1v4l6vttGreece
6/13/2025, 8:14:13 AM No.507187140
>>507174668
Based
Anonymous ID: njoXQ7RcUnited States
6/13/2025, 8:16:07 AM No.507187286
1620321755350
1620321755350
md5: 27c57f6760e03ea9aa55cb0ce7b62cd3๐Ÿ”
>>507171608 (OP)
You knocked on the wrong door son...
Anonymous ID: Se/ACgwUAustralia
6/13/2025, 8:16:47 AM No.507187338
>>507172009
Kek
Anonymous ID: Se/ACgwUAustralia
6/13/2025, 8:17:50 AM No.507187427
>>507172084
Do you sleep in your hallway kek
Anonymous ID: 6BnFTavlUnited States
6/13/2025, 8:23:31 AM No.507187839
welcome to my humble abode
welcome to my humble abode
md5: 95187b1ac4e8e3ce85a8c4068553a39d๐Ÿ”
>>507171608 (OP)
Hello good morning I am exempt bye

Just kidding, I'd ignore it and make them figure that out themselves if they were really so inclined. Imagine answering when you aren't even ineligible kek. Shameful display.
Replies: >>507188075
Anonymous ID: Se/ACgwUAustralia
6/13/2025, 8:23:49 AM No.507187859
>>507177263
Based
Anonymous ID: lya/2UJwUnited States
6/13/2025, 8:26:17 AM No.507188016
>>507171608 (OP)
I'd probably just jump the fence in my backyard.
Anonymous ID: s8ApuaKAUnited States
6/13/2025, 8:27:02 AM No.507188075
>>507187839
I can't find that video anymore. But it won't be you who sends you. It'll be your garbage family. I'd suggest killing them and then shuttering the house down if the draft happens and we get a draw cause it'll be beneficial to them to send you. It's a crazy Russian lady saying she proudly sent 4 of her sons off to the war and would just make more. Kill her and never think about going outside unless it's specific duck and run time.
Replies: >>507190316
Anonymous ID: RzYmXrJHItaly
6/13/2025, 8:30:40 AM No.507188317
>>507171608 (OP)
kill.him
Anonymous ID: e5yzL1JLNorway
6/13/2025, 8:44:04 AM No.507189207
Love how all these fat out of shape mutts larp as Rambo. No fatty, you're not shooting anything but your own brain if you get drafted
Replies: >>507189513
Anonymous ID: EVx/c1AVUnited States
6/13/2025, 8:45:22 AM No.507189300
>>507171608 (OP)
But i had breakfast this morning?
Anonymous ID: 8SDIOtnzCanada
6/13/2025, 8:48:30 AM No.507189513
>>507189207
im not a tough guy but years of being an incompetent retarded manchild incapable of feeling shame has steeled me for this moment all the same

uwu sowee officer i did a stinky! :3
Anonymous ID: RmUsc2aKUnited States
6/13/2025, 8:50:37 AM No.507189654
>>507171608 (OP)
This is just a datamining thread to see which houses need MRAPs sent to their house and which just need a squad of officers. Niggers tongue my anus, I'm landing at tilted towers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0Uh3OJCx3o
Replies: >>507191977
Anonymous ID: VJ4Bekas
6/13/2025, 8:51:08 AM No.507189691
>>507171608 (OP)
Go into the roof
Anonymous ID: d1sqwRGtFinland
6/13/2025, 8:54:15 AM No.507189920
124135321513
124135321513
md5: d99923cb7aff61f40856850475894802๐Ÿ”
>>507171608 (OP)
Jump from the window and run for my life.
Anonymous ID: pFYNymSHUnited States
6/13/2025, 8:54:15 AM No.507189921
>>507172084
bro got the world at war noob cannon
Anonymous ID: mInyuZlpUnited States
6/13/2025, 8:56:01 AM No.507190058
>>507171608 (OP)
>>507187549
Anonymous ID: rdOFqp5cHungary
6/13/2025, 8:56:05 AM No.507190063
>>507171608 (OP)
Be as antisemitic as humanly possible and tell them that you would slaughter everybody around you the moment you get anywhere near a gun. They won't draft you then.
Anonymous ID: I/t/cty5United States
6/13/2025, 8:57:05 AM No.507190123
>>507171608 (OP)
>drop pants
>get boner
>open door
can i help you, sir?
Anonymous ID: QEY5cK/5United States
6/13/2025, 8:58:32 AM No.507190212
GMCU2-GXoAAoVQ7
GMCU2-GXoAAoVQ7
md5: 541f75205344e5562cd21330e4beb0a4๐Ÿ”
>>507174024
Ha ha ha based strategy anon, t-tell me more...
Anonymous ID: 6BnFTavlUnited States
6/13/2025, 9:00:17 AM No.507190316
1730133301284553
1730133301284553
md5: e93b3ccfcffcfe4e264bfb45e8ae1557๐Ÿ”
>>507188075
I actually am ineligible, so my garbage family would be irrelevant for once kek. But if there were ever the opportunity for them to fuck me over like that, I'd know to get my ass as far away from them as possible once and for all. It's the people with adequate families and uneventful pasts with them who would do well to remember that even the people closest to you could disappoint you in the most dramatic way at the absolute worst time simply because you were never in a situation to see a true demonstration of their character before. Those Russian guys could have thought they had a perfectly decent mother right up until the moment she tossed them into the meatgrinder.
Anonymous ID: pFYNymSHUnited States
6/13/2025, 9:01:13 AM No.507190363
>>507185579
>There are two opposing sides of a modern conflict, the conscripters and the conscripted

bro is cooking
Anonymous ID: oJtDDymY
6/13/2025, 9:03:13 AM No.507190505
>>507171608 (OP)
do a 360 and run away
Anonymous ID: 7l748navUnited States
6/13/2025, 9:05:28 AM No.507190654
>>507171608 (OP)
Draft officers will be shot
Survivors will be tortured
Their families will be hunted and killed
Jews will be kill on sight.
The jews and the government do not have the ability to enforce a draft, they will run out of all personnel even if a small percentage of the population violently rebuke the draft.
You can't do shit.
Anonymous ID: 7l748navUnited States
6/13/2025, 9:16:14 AM No.507191332
>>507175462
How does draft teams going around slaughtering people going to fill the ranks of the military?
They are there to conscript people, killing is working against their goals.
Also as the other anon pointed out a population maintaining a positive KDR against the military will win because the military loses a potential conscript and multiple trained personnel. Deploying drones will just turn more of the country against the government.
Anonymous ID: 7l748navUnited States
6/13/2025, 9:25:50 AM No.507191977
>>507189654
They don't need to worry about that, it's keeping the neighbors quiet after the first round of door knocks, followed by hiding their draft officers casualties.