>>514073630
I stole your Pepe.
I feel like he's better off with me
Here, you can have this one in exchange

>>513830985
>penile cancer

>>513403978
That's a FTM.
I'd be like, "hey bro, I know you got a pussy. I just need like 5 minutes bro.
Come on, don't be a dick!"

>>512373923
It's TEXAS.

>>512328205
It's not your problem bro.
I like to park over the storm drain in wall mart parking lots and do a quick oil change.
Just loosen the drain plug, walk in and buy a few quarts of oil, come back and put your plug in(don't forget that), put the oil in your car, and leave the empty containers in a cart.
Then you just push the cart into the river and you're good to go for another 5,000 miles.
Easy peasey

In a few months from now we will be facing each other on the battlefronts

>>512006123
Twitter sucks

I thought Lauren was chililng in the middle but now she has to show cards ? rip

This is it. This is the outbreak of the war in pacific, WW3 starts now between USA and China. In a few months from now we will be facing each other on the battlefronts.

>>510443138
The Iron Giant was a pedophile.

>>509963752
This. You'd literally have to spend at least $40 at McDonald's these days to get a basic lunch.
Now add in breakfast, dinner, and a couple quick snacks and you're looking at spending around $150/ day!!!!
We are all going to starve

>>509871589
I vow to release a log

I let the answers come to me and if they don't fuck you you don't control me with answers or money or women you can control your anus as a nigger tongues it

My dad said he still thinks Musk and Trump are working together and that the Iran bombing was a win for Trump. I can't believe he actually said that unironically. It just seems too stupid to be real. This is an actual cult. They don't even seem to live in the same universe as the rest of us. This country is doomed.

>>508987161
The smell isn't from lack of hygiene, although obesity and shitty diet are factors. Sex with multiple partners messes their body chemistry along with wearing thongs and tight synthetic yoga pants.
Think about it, if you had 5 different guys cum in your ass and then put on some skin tight polyester drawers and spandex shorts and walk around like that for a week your balls would smell like ass death

At this moment I am ashamed to be an American.

Less than 6 months into office and Trump already bombed Iran. Buckle up because its going to be a bumpy ride.

In a few months from now we will be facing each other on the battlefronts

This has to be it or there is no 'it.' What else am I supposed to think? I'm not going to carry on like this forever, not after this. If something doesn't happen this week, then nothing is going to happen any week and I'm not needed here.

>>507638917
I'll fight in a war to kill jews and brown people in America

Ok but when does US start bombing? Its clear that IDF hasn't destroyed the underground section of Natanz, while they haven't even touched Fordow. Only B-2's can destroy these.

>>507379080
They are going for the port

>>507328722
Hear me out. What if some of those take offs are decoys and only one of them is actually carrying the Iranian leadership to avoid getting shutdown? There were like 20 takeoffs in the last hour

In a few months from now we will be facing each other on the battlefronts

>>507175361
You can peel potatoes and clean the latrine after I take a fat, bowl clogging dump

There's no way you're actually doing it.

In a few days from now we will be facing each other on the battlefronts

In a few weeks from now we will be facing each other on the battlefronts.