Ahem

I have an announcement to make!

THESE EXHAUSTED HORSES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
THESE HORSES ARE ON FIRE
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
PLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASE
>kneels on Fatalis by their neck

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?????
ZULU SAYS "WHO??????????"
PUNCHING A THOOOOOORN
DON'T LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE
>sucker punches Alatreon

HE'S A. GENTLE. SIMPLE. SAILOR
HE'S A. GENTLE. SIMPLE. SAILOR
HE LONG, CAREFUL, PAINFUL SAILOR
XENO JIIVA XENO JIIVA
XENO JIIVA XENO JIIVA
>nukes everyone all the way to Castle Schrade™

A toast to VOREsphyroa, the (new to mainline) Red Monster™ of fire and ice both

...and FUCK Black Dragons, and the Equal(ly Black) Dragon Weapon too!

See you in Monster Hunter Wilds: Cataclysm!