Are you going to ask the evil one to make your willy be adult size at last?
Be careful. If you just ask for a big willy you’ll get held down and raped by those porno nogs you watch. Or get a forehead penis which will make you look even more like an alien.

Wooo! Supermarket. Just been there. I got some hot honey. Honey & chilli. And some Wensleydale with mango & ginger. And some ritz biscuits with nothing but they come in little mini packs so they are fresher.
I left the cart in the cart block outside the door (and alcoholed my hands, touching those things without gloves is creepy) and walked home. THE MOON HAS TURNED INTO THE SUN SOMEHOW it is bright dark orange, I never saw the moon looking quite so freaky as tonight. I tried to take a photo but it’s impossible the iphone just blurs it and picks up the street lighting but it looks weird as hell out there tonight.

>chariots of fire
or, alternatively a big stone nuffinburger.
I’ll not loose any sleep over it, thanks.