so, am I still a lolcow here?

I'm watching my friends kiddos tomorrow, wish me luck

>>40634309
thanks you're cute too, but you're quite young, I hope you find a nice chaser boyfriend here.
>>40634314
yeah, that's why I wear em, especially on the pullup bar. I don't like calluses on the crevices of my hands, it hurts to use them for daily tasks in this case

6am: Wake up, feeling like you've been in a car crash. Drag yourself out of bed to possibly force a shit out too early in the morning, shower and get dressed. If you're extra tired you just get dressed and leave after starring into the abyss and pondering life for an hour.
7am: Commute to work. If you're lucky it will be a 20 minute walk or drive. Thats probably not the case. You probably enter the rat race with fellow wagies on the road, foot paths, public transport for 30-40 minutes
8am: Enter the building wanting to die. Manager smiling from ear to ear, hello happy campers, team meeting !
1pm: You've got a choice. Sit in the work canteen with people you can't stand, or walk back to your car that takes time out of your lunch break, but gives you time to reflect on how you hate your life
3pm: You want to go home, but you've got 2 more hours
5pm: You leave work, enter the rat race again, do it all over again
6pm: If you're lucky, you walk in through the door. You're unsure if you want to wank, shit, eat, sleep or cry.
7pm: After pondering for an hour, you force yourself to eat, household chores are on your mind, you do some, leave others
8pm: You're tired as fuck at this point. You shit post, scroll some shit on social media. You start to have a good time, but then oh shit time flys when you're having fun and its
10pm: I need to go sleep, need to be up at 6am. Now i've got a choice, cry myself to sleep or stay awake for a 2-3 hours more and wake up even more exhausted. You rotate those options over 5 days.
11:30pm: You've been in bed for 40 minutes exhausted and unable to sleep, but then go to sleep
6am: Alarm goes off

40593741 Who’re you?

40593745 Thanks! I’d love to connect with someone to chat about shared interests. Any tips for finding like-minded folks? Maybe we could joke about tossing out free candy to start convos haha.

40593746 Like what? Pichu already figured me out, so I had to drop the troll act.

40593761 Yeah, I wanna post there again. I’ve been slacking on my workouts lately.

40593768 Did Europe ban NSFW sites or something? I heard they’re asking for ID verification now?"

>>40447209
>chasers cursed for being horny
I do think more chasers are nefarious but just won't admit it. I mean, think about it. Why are most chasers here?...

Sure, they might say they're just here to chill and chat or even make friends but seriously, look at the intention and actions of every chaser that's posted here.

It's almost always fucked up or they're really fucking horny and make horny clapback jokes because it's what's constantly on their mind while trying to shove it out and act like a decent guy.

Chasers are dawgs
>mic. drop

>>40051766
but aren't you dating another tranner?
or was your ex the tranner? lol
I don't hate bald guys but I had to shave it down. I had a receding hairline and it was disgusting