ITT ways you fuck with newbie dyels in your gym without getting your membership revoked

>comically loudly grunt on warmups when they're near
>ask how many sets they got left. ask again after every set until they run away
>iron-stare them for minutes
>leave my water bottle at popular dyels machines like abs and chest flyes so they think it's in use. tell them i'm doing supersets if they have balls to ask
>if they're exercising near a mirror, stand in front of them and start flexing and posing
>ask if they're cutting or bulking
>interrupt them mid-set and say “Good warm-up bro, what’s your working weight?”