STOP MASTURBATING TO FUTA FURRIES!!!
I am an astronomer who works for NASA, and I have come to share some very grave news with you all. By now, you have all heard of the interstellar object, Comet 3I/ATLAS, that is traveling through our solar system, yes? Well, this "comet" is actually an alien space craft that is on its way to CONQUER EARTH!!! The aliens on board are all alien futa furries who belong to an evil interstellar empire that is built around the conquest and enslavement of other planets and species! If they succeed in their goal of conquering Earth, human men that they fancy will all be enslaved and castrated, before being trafficked all over the galaxy as sex slaves to satiate the aliens' vile lusts! The "furry fandom" was created by their sleeper agents on Earth to indoctrinate us, and make us all more docile and accepting of their overlordship!
If you value your freedom (and your balls) you will STOP MASTURBATING TO FUTA FURRIES AND THEIR ORBS, warn everyone that you know, and prepare to defend Earth from their inevitable invasion!
Good luck, and godspeed!
