Thread 41274852

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>3i/Atlas Tracker
https://theskylive.com/3dsolarsystem?objs=c2025n1

>Latest update

https://www.esa.int/Science_Exploration/Space_Science/ESA_s_ExoMars_and_Mars_Express_observe_comet_3I_ATLAS

>14 Anomalies about the 3i Atlas Object

Provided by DobsonianPower YouTube Channel
https://youtu.be/m40gXjIu1x8

1. It is traveling too fast to be a comet
2. It is too bright to be a comet
3. No Gas Tail
4. Anti-tail gases escaping in a sunward direction
5. The object is traveling on the ecliptic plane of our solar system
6. The object is traveling < .5AU from Mars, Venus, and Jupiter
7. The object comes from somewhere in the Sagittarius constellation
8. The object will not be visible from Earth for a time because it will be hidden by the sun
9. Images of the object from the JWST were censored (pixelated)
10. The object is off gassing more CO2 than is typical for a comet
11. Ni to Fe ratio is extremely low
12. The object exhibits extreme negative polarization
13. The color of the object keeps changing at a high rate and quickly
14. Unexplained light bursts/fluctuations

>Other oddities that may or may not be related:

The scientific community is unable to pin down the size and weight

There is a lack of conversation about the object in the scientific community

The object exhibits little to no spin or rotation

It is maintaining its trajectory and not being affected by the sun like a typical comet would be

A large amount of "drones" have been sighted over European airports since the object was detected

Up to 11 other comets have been detected entering the inner solar system since the object was detected

An increase in solar activity

https://youtu.be/Sgm3hNFKEbc

>sources:
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/@DobsonianPower
https://www.youtube.com/@TheAngryAstronaut
https://www.youtube.com/@DiegoSanAraujo/videos
https://www.youtube.com/@GaleriaDoMeteorito
https://www.youtube.com/@StefanBurns

>Avi Loeb
https://avi-loeb.medium.com/

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>>41274852 (OP)
What's that thread pic OP? Is it from some AI generated YouTube video?

>>41274872
Yeah it is kek

>>41274872
you know there's millions of those, probably made by some indian or chinese AI farm to make money off youtube

>>41274852 (OP)
If 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 or 9, then its just a rock

>>41274878
a pioneer must be behind this post

>>41274878
92

>When I kill the snake, I show the snake
Galeria do Meteorito
https://youtu.be/i_NRfw9-S3A

0000

>>41274898
Are you hoping Atlas will rape Kevin Nash?

>>41274872
Michio Kaku if literally fucking crying. It’s over.

>>41274921
Thanks anon

Arise Chicken...
Chicken Arise...

>>41274940
Kek. If I search for his name there is hundreds of AI slops videos of him. It's incredible

>>41274852 (OP)
Should’ve used this

So what's the latest cope on this rock boys?

>>41275033
>>41275033
That this time, for real it's actually totally happening for sure and that you should be afraid and shitting your pants and crying

STOP MASTURBATING TO FUTA FURRIES!!!

I am an astronomer who works for NASA, and I have come to share some very grave news with you all. By now, you have all heard of the interstellar object, Comet 3I/ATLAS, that is traveling through our solar system, yes? Well, this "comet" is actually an alien space craft that is on its way to CONQUER EARTH!!! The aliens on board are all alien futa furries who belong to an evil interstellar empire that is built around the conquest and enslavement of other planets and species! If they succeed in their goal of conquering Earth, human men that they fancy will all be enslaved and castrated, before being trafficked all over the galaxy as sex slaves to satiate the aliens' vile lusts! The "furry fandom" was created by their sleeper agents on Earth to indoctrinate us, and make us all more docile and accepting of their overlordship!

If you value your freedom (and your balls) you will STOP MASTURBATING TO FUTA FURRIES AND THEIR ORBS, warn everyone that you know, and prepare to defend Earth from their inevitable invasion!

Good luck, and godspeed!

>>41275033
There is a picture of a triangle

>>41274921
>Red orb that happened in October 11 in Australia
Holy shit that one anon is actually summoning the fucking orbs.
Also that panama alien tiktoker finally showed how he made the fake tentacles. To think retards here fell for that. It literally moved with strings lol

>>41275045
Will they let me keep my balls if I wear a cage? I want to still be able to dribble cum while I drink their cummies straight from the source.

>>41275045
I doubt that it's just furry futas
Even if it were I'm sure there'd be those willing to assist with your goals if you also helped them subvert society to meet their ideals

>>41274852 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zWLPVEpDKI

>>41275045
now this is a toughie
I value human freedom fanatically, but I would never be sexually satisfied unless their conquest came to pass
decisions decisions

>>41274852 (OP)
We're just grinding wheels for nothing without no new info

Hey glowniggers, can you please drop a plot twist

>>41275078
Whatever agency controls time and space should have gotten a DOGE raid to prove they were valuable

All those stories about anal probing are just a joke, ri-right bros?

>>41274852 (OP)
WTF OP WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PHOTOGRAPH OF A 3I/ATLAS ALIEN?!?!!?!?

>>41275087
They use futas now. Don't worry

>>41275087
Probably implanted memories to cover up even worse things they do to you. There’s a reason the people who do the memory hypnosis stuff scream like banshees.

>>41275087
I'd be okay with the anal probing if they look like this >>41275045

>>41275019
Ai niggers are scalping from x kek

15: The butt boys have arrived to derail the thread

>>41275133
It's always after people bring up hybrid programs or the idea of aliens impregnating humans

>>41275148
They’re getting so obvious now. I guess they have to follow script.

>>41275087
They do weird shit.
It’s not right.
I didn’t like it. I thought I would, but I really didn’t.

>>41275196
Can you tell us more anon?

mfw orbs

>>41275087
No, they aren't jokes
https://youtu.be/JMR7_5SSWsM?si=eW7Hn9k8jIok5QQo

>>41275314
these are things that you just have to experience to believe

>>41275221
I guess. I thought the idea of an alien breeding program was really hot when I was younger.
I was newly married and realized I’d be with the same woman forever, so rather than cheat I thought I’d take a gamble on trying to contact a female alien.
My friends know me as someone who was able to call out ufos into the sky, and one time call them down when we went camping so I had a reputation. This was prior to the discovery of psionic assets btw.
Anyway I call out for a rendezvous with an alien and it began with sleep paralysis.
I’m in a dark room and a woman who looks similar to my wife climbs on top of me and begins riding me.
As I climax the face morphs into an alien with what looked like a wig. The alien slinks back into the shadows and the light in the room returned back to normal.
This continued for about a week until I asked some members of my community to pray for me because I’d never been so scared.
It went away for about 3 years.
Then it came back, but this time was with the same alien woman and an alien toddler.
I saw them two times after.
The most recent ones were less fun if those sound fun to you.
I was in a white ship and met with a mantis being that was massive. He told me to call him T. rex and asked me to pick a crystal. As I picked a crystal from this Dias I was flooded with white light and heard a loud whirring noise.
Finally the most recent one, from this year I was met by a group of soldiers who used this suction device to pull these metal implants that were spheroid out of my face. It was the first time I saw others with me. I tried to take some of the instruments while I was in some sort of holding room but I was searched and told “no one would believe you”. It was fucking awful. But after the implant removal I was able to breathe out of my nose again, something I struggled with after the encounter with t-Rex.

They remote viewed it!!

https://www.adventuresinremoteviewing.com/post/remote-viewing-3i-atlas-part-ii


Te drawings look exactly like the photos of the triangle craft

>>41274852 (OP)
WHO THE HELL IS THAT BLACK GUY!??

>>41275440
Neil deGrasse Tyson

>>41275440
Nigg Degrease Deshawn

>>41275440
O'Neal de la Grasse Byson

>>41275352
Can you describe how these aliens looked like? It's all female greys and big mantises? I'm sorry for your experiences bro.

>>41275440
Mike "Iron" Shamone

>>41275436
All these remote viewer say it's a different thing or they are a ship and they are blocking us from seeing more or it's a probe about dead gay orange turtle aliens. Remote viewing is a waste of time and fake and gay.

i remote viewed up my own asshole and it's orbs all the way up

>>41275087
I could explain it but it would just get the thread deleted

>>41275440
mike tyson

>>41275352
How you call aliens?

>>41275706
I doubt there’s anything that crazy about it that it would get the thread pulled.

ever wonder where the poopoo goes when u flush the toilet?....

humans are nothing more than a farm animal. We are kind of like cows. Except the aliens farm humans.....for...the...poopoo!!

thats it. the humans produce the poopoo. Aliens process and eat the poopoo as a product/food source.

the poopoo is a delicacy. We are a poopoo farm.

>>41275843
Do they like to lick and swirl their tongue around the inside of the butthole?

I just hope something happens, I'm so tired of waiting....

>>41275898
be the happening that you want, you must become orb

bros

show me your three eye atlas face

Hi, we are Hell. Incoming to Earth shortly.
Greets from Akumu, btw.
https://youtu.be/0sPXYa7pqcw?si=5XEa-ODmw0iSCPPf

Welcome to Hell, we do what we want because we can

>>41275898
>>41275934

Hallowed are the Orb!

>>41275189
It's not even well-written, it reeks of focus groups

this michio kaku and neil degrasse tyson AI slop is such embarrassing content to consume or share

>>41276001
>friendlys
Kek

>>41276035
I thought we’d get robots and super intelligent AI that frees us from working but instead we just get YouTube ai slop

If the UAP things are aliens, but this is aliens too, what's really going on? Different kind of aliens? Are the ones here unmanned drones and this is some kind of mothership? Different kind of aliens? Or could it really be just a big weird ass rock?

>>41276068
everything is aliens, haven't you seen the history channel?

How do we know that this thing is even real? Like how do we know its not all just photoshopped stuff by Nasa or whatever?

>>41274852 (OP)
3I Atlas once again revealed how either autistically high-functioning retarded humans are or how low-functioning pathetic and retarded they are.
>Bro, dude, brosef I can analyze what it's made out of by analyzing the vibrations and color spectrum, roflmao!!! if it vibrates a certain frequency then it's totally copper my dude
>And what if a different material vibrates the same way
>No wai dudeeee
Either the aliens will be impressed by our sheer autism of extrapolating and going on tangents based off retarded analysis
Or they'll smack us hard over the heads and tell us "Man you guys are autistic and mentally deranged. Why can't you just invent something that practically sees planets and asteroids in the dark without all this scanner bullshit?"

>>41276118
At least the whites are trying. Browns would never be autistic enough to assume and create scanners based on autistic assumptions like frequency and abstract comparisons to figure out how old an object is. Browns don't even know what fingerprints are.

>>41275087
The jew sold you to the aliens. The aliens were curious about getting their hands on your autistic scanners and analyzing your biology and the probing was just because the jew told them you humans are kinky like that. Jews are perverted cunts like that and use alien technology to abuse you and control you better.
Aliens were like "Fuck this shit, I'm not working with autistic harem slut jews" after the greys did not accept to go to Epstein's Island. The nords were like "meh" but the reptillians were really receptive caues they've never had sex with mammals.

>>41276118
>What if the object shakes a little? (a huge amount, actually)
>Then we just remove the excess and match it to the closest frequency
>Isn't that ruining the whole point?
>No wai man there's science n shiiaatt in this.

>>41276132
>I am using a specific frequency scanner that in no way shape or form can be disturbed by other frequencies because reasons, even if it gets disturbed by other frequencies I can clearly see the separate frequency disturbing it because reasons
>I ain't gotta explain shit it's math!!!!

caught the covid. It's happening guys. It's aligning itself with our modified DNA from the vax and the cought. Fuck me for being a tard an vaxxing myself

>>41276068
The ones on earth are actually native to earth, they evolved here millions of years before humans did and their technology took a different path of high efficiency so they barely left any trace and they live under the oceans and under anartica

>>41276184
how the fuck did you get covid if you are vaxxed

>>41276297
lol

>>41276297
the vax only prevents covid and super covid. he got super duper covid. rip anon.

>>41275440
Most folks call him Science Nigga

>>41275314
something about the root chakra; don't masons fuck each up the asses like Crowley because of subversion or something?

probing is a cute name
they straight up rape you for your vital energy while you dream of a distorted version of your own reality shits fucked as hell I fucking hate the hypersexualized aliens

this is why I always preferred the mantid visits, they just poke you and make you see some cool shit, then you wake up feeling like a thousand bucks

>>41275033
> Matthew Chapter 7
> 24 Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock:
> 25 And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell not: for it was founded upon a rock.
> 26 And every one that heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them not, shall be likened unto a foolish man, which built his house upon the sand:
> 27 And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell: and great was the fall of it.
God Bless every anon on /x/, the full armor of God is upon you all.

>>41276184
get well soon, anon

can nigger NASA release some shit

>>41276405
No

>>41276405
It's National Smallpox Blanket day so you'll be waiting longer and you'll like it

>>41276405
why don't you release these orbs in your mouth?

>>41275440
Nigger Denig Tyrone Jackson

>>41275019
ships shape of a skull if i ever seen one.,.way to symmetrical this has to be bulshit, kek./

deaths head literal rams head... or somewhat in appearances.

>>41275483
First time I saw them they were grey. But the subsequent times they were tan.

I think I’m ready now. I’ve made my peace with what’s coming.

>>41276525
I don't, for me is just staring at more death than life

>>41276525
Me too
All lubed up and everything

>>41276526
Throughout history large numbers of people have been wiped out and there was fuck all they could do about it. Why stress and get upset about something you can’t stop? Just accept and GGEZ enjoy that you’re alive during this earth changing event. You might even be apart of the surviving 5%. Engrave some weird cryptic shit in a rock to confuse the beings of the next cycle.

>>41276534
>>41276526
End of the fourth cycle nears. Pretty much a end of month server wipe.

3I/Atlas is just a rock, and all the 3I/Atlas threads and posts hyping it up as an alien are all the same bots that are making the same endless 3I/atlas AI videos on YouTube. This is all hyped up to generate views and make money for AIslop youtubers. Do you know a single person IRL who is hyped up about 3I/atlas possibly being alien? I don't. There is a massive shill force samefagging in every 3I/Atlas thread hyping it up to be alien.

It has followed its predicted trajectory and will continue to do so until it exits our solar system. Any other theories are cope.

Need proof of this? Look at OP's image he's part of the AISlop YT content makers.

October 29th
November 26th
Save these dates
Atlas is in orbit around Mars.

>>41276631
>Atlas is in orbit around Mars.

This is how you detect a YT AI content creator botpost.

>>41275843
explain septic tanks and why they don't pump those free of charge fucking space jews

>>41276638
Prove it’s not

>>41275440
Nigger Disease Dice

the funny numbers haven't let us down yet, besides im a quantum immortal, there is always a timeline.

>>41275452
Funniest

>>41276017
Enjoy brimstone. You get what you ask for.

>>41276017
Stop ripping off GlaDos, hellfaggot

Newest Angry Astronaut:
https://youtu.be/hOeH3Qgxjz4

Im finna bust a nut on dem ayys

>>41276596
It's not a pebble
Stop acting like it's small

>>41275440
Atlas 3i

>>41274852 (OP)
comets hit earth all the time, do you know how big earth is???
>mein papermashe gaycraft with glass windows can totally withstand colliding with stones in space

>>41276844
>all comets are small
Get a new script, get new writers

been out of the lop for a few days
now I'm back it feels like everyone went full on schizo mode
what the fuck happened

>>41275440
George Floyd

>>41276761
This one knows.
I'm still alive.
:D

>>41276923
no info nothing to do but entertain ourselves

>>41276923
Do you know that the cake is a lie?
So is the cream pie?

Hi, we are Hell. We became demon gods, we destroyed the gods of light. There are no saviours left.
I believe in Hell and so should you.

>>41276782
TLDW
Angry has a conversation with Grok AI about the object.
Grok tells him that 3i Atlas is both camoflaging itself and trying to communicate with us at the same time.
Great takeaway:
Grok AI is a schizophrenic bot.

is 3I/Atlas actually this?

>>41277137
>t. ant
try this

>>41277142
kek yea

Ive had increased dreams of seeing storms in the far distance, now they are getting closer and closer each night. Ive often gotten messages in my dreams, prophetic messages. I believe these storms are related to Atlas as the truth gets closer to us. We are witnessing a great change.

>>41275440
Greasy Tyson Chicken

bumping just to piss off the other retard on this board

>>41274934
no, I'm hoping it rapes Mick West and then seals warwick davis in a metal trashcan full of hypodermic needles, ground glass, and scorpions, then rolls it down a hill and off the edge of a waterfall dashing on the rocks below and burning all contents is a fiery sub midget conflagration.

>>41277172
Or maybe you're just retarded, prophecy only comes from God and he doesn't give a shit about 3i Atlas

>>41277142
curious that you mention ants. have you heard of the Hopi Indians?

>>41277213
name one prophecy that came from God that was heard by more than one person or a few people

>>41276631
65km/s
Orbiting Mars.
I don't think so. Google Mars escape velocity.

>>41277214
go underground and prove aliens are real then

>>41276631
it passed mars already and is near the sun

>>41277142
Maybe our "sun" used to be Lucifer (Jupiter) and it was flung into a more distant orbit by the rogue Solomon

>>41277233
i don't think i'll have to do anything but wait a few more days for that to happen on its own

>>41277243
God I can't go ten posts without seeing some random shit conflated with Lucifer. Fucking moron. I don't even have to explain what's retarded about that statement. You know full well.

>>41277249
That's the name Jupiter is given when it becomes a star in 2010: The Year We Make Contact

>>41277254
I think there's a narrative to deliberately ignore the 2001 sequels when it comes to creating theories or conspiracies

>>41277254
I don't need to watch Vallee slop. I'm an actual Rosicrucian. You're the facebook wine aunt version of me, nigger.

>>41277257
All these worlds are yours - except Europa. Attempt no landing there

>>41277256
Nobody likes the sequels because theyre disingenuous co-opted autism for gatheists who want to feel included in the supernatural club

>>41277269
God forbid the script goes against your own ideals for the future

>>41274852 (OP)
what happened to meteorite black ooze anon
That was proven fake yeah?

>>41277275
Has nothing to do with my ideals. It's the principle of the matter, really.

>>41277264
You godless nerds couldn't bust the crust of a Tool video. I don't trust you to have well-informed opinions of actual allegorical stories. Why should I trust anyone of you to write a worthy followup, on that pretense?

>>41277280
Yeah. It's at the end of the video here.
>>41274921
Fishing line, air pressure and epoxy

>>41277213
Maybe prophecy isn't the correct terminology, but Ive been getting warnings/messages from beyond

>>41277302
I've personally been having beautiful dreams about technology and architecture.

>>41275133
>butt boys?
>with being butts

>>41274852 (OP)
The big rock is heading to jupiter now.... its all over faggos.

>>41277290
This thread was never about the philosophy or thatwhichisms of the object. It's about what it could be, not what it means

>>41277338
Thank you for outlining exactly what holds you loser morons back every time.

>>41277343
Relating everything to how it could improve your own life is narcissistic, not deep

New video from Cristina Gomez about 3i Atlas:
https://youtu.be/rjzi9uaXCNs

>>41277348
>not being a materially driven faggot who sucks lucifer cock is le solipsism

>>41277254
Wasn't Lucifer supposed to be the morning star aka Venus? ... Both are also bright and hellish in temperature.

blue beanz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zufFgblhbwc
HERE WE GOOOO EXPLORERS!

>>41277356
Yes

>>41277361
wormwood

>>41277361
buy an ad, nobodynigger. this isn't social media

>>41277352
>Derailing a thread over a word you don't like because no one fell for the fake nuke posts

>>41277372
Now you're just projecting schizo nonsense like a baby. Time to close the tab, champ

>>41277377
This script is even more stale and glows hot enough for China to use it as an artificial sun

>>41277399
>EVERYONE BUT ME IS IN THE GOVERNMENT
Or you're just a reddit troon

>>41277403
>>41277399

>one schizo larping as 2 people cause hes bored

>>41277356
Yes lucifer is venus the morningstar, saturn sounds more like satan anyway

>>41277403
Just like all the stuff about Atlas was an AI distraction for Trump filling Gaza with Catholics and Indians? It's only in this last part of the thread where Ganymede was brought up that you decided everything needs to be shut down and berated into submission with "2 minutes of hate" sessions

>>41277408
You wish, man. You wish.

>>41277412
You're projecting more random schizo shit that has nothing to do with anything I said, zister. Sorry if I illicited memories of your dad molesting you with my easygoing yet matter-of-fact tone

>>41277413
Also note how they're trying to force everything to fit into "classical conspiracy" ideas and word associations, possibly to try and stamp out predictive programming

I've noticed this type of consolidation before in past Nobody threads and others there even noticed it

>>41277367
shut the fuck up

>>41277419
Doxbait reply used to extract info for potential targeting or future physical confrontation

>>41277425
You say that as you desperately try to ring the conversation back into tranny reddit UFO shit the moment a rosicrucian starts posting about how satanism is lame. Methinks you maintain negative proclivities you wish not to discuss

Someone said yesterday that Tom Cruises death will be the "go" announcement for all of the elites to head to the bunkers. It might not be Tom Cruise, but I do feel like they'll use some sort of big news announcement like this. Something big enough to distract everyone for ~24 hours. We won't even realize we're left alone up here until it's too late.

>>41277429
>>41277431
Well, I got news for you, sweetheart... Hit dogs holler.

>>41277432
This thread was never about satanism
The script is switching to "everything is satanic" to demoralize those who still wait for more info

>>41277434
they already know whats gonna happen decades ahead anon

>>41277436
If bullying a schizo reddit troon when he says Jupiter is Lucifer as he defers to a sci-fi book is demoralizing to you, this isn't a good place for you to be.

>>41277438
Money can't buy intellect or competence, and these people cut corners when building even the most ornate and advanced infrastructure.

>>41277445
Post your GPA and IQ, anon

>>41274852 (OP)
It's a Jarvicks ship pilot by their great king Barkon.

It's not hostile. Its leaders name in Barlon

>>41277441
I'm not saying a universal declaration
I'm simply stating what it was called in that book

>>41277446
They already know me as "Mothman" and they pretend to not know where I am

would be hilarious if it ended up like picrel

>>41277455
So which is it, you're a new anon and I'm samefagging and somehow responsible for your posts pre-"this guy's a samefag anons", or are you the one samefagging? You should think about this stuff when you try to move the goalposts back and forth in conversation. Regardless... I'm sure you had completely innocent starchild motivations sweaty

>>41277464
Neither

>>41276596
Are people still talking about 3I atlas? This rock has been talked about for months. I don’t understand the fascination with this rock. 3I atlas has never been a big factor when it comes to space rocks. Everything relevant has been released. it’s really pretty boring stuff. *yawn* is anyone else feeling sleepy?

>>41277462
Tubes of arbitrary, impractical value
How tiresome

>>41277467
Oh you're just magically a new person with the exact same prose and thought process. Okay, chief.

>>41277469
Should I poor hot coffee on your crotch to keep you awake?

>>41277469
Are you sleep depraved? You say the same shit every time

>>41277473
This reads like an agent trying to interrogate someone for info about a crime that was witnessed

>>41275019
Good News Everyone, Thats a Saud Kruger Type Starship Oceanliner and not a death star or warship
They bring barbeque and tiddies

>>41277479
Deprived* have patience with me

>>41277469
>they wont put a hold on certain pictures until 2099

Its just a rock goy dont forget to watch that new video on your front page

>>41277487
Clearly you need a banana next to it to get a sense of its scale

>>41277480
Why do all of you attention seeking discord troons have the same obvious personality kek

>>41277489
erm ackshually 3 bananas cause its in the name obviously

So what. Some alien forgot to throw his anchor and the ship floated away 5 billion years ago who the fuck cares. None of this is important or a big deal

>>41277509
What do you mean? Even being lost alien tech is already something huge.

>>41277469
This is a quote referencing the epstein situation, correct?

>>41277214
yeah, I live near them. What about the hopi

>>41277530
Who cares? We wont get to touch it or see it. It's not relevant

Big nothingburger. You still have to go work for little pieces of printed paper and pay your bills

>>41277469
if trump says that shtf soon

>>41277540
You are a weird dude. Even if aliens came here we would still have to work tomorrow. The only situation that it would not happen is if we died with an impact.

>>41277540
if it doesnt matter why are you here and not on pol talking about something thats actually happening?

Nasa troons trying to deboonk

>1274852
Getting real tired of "terrifying" and "what we feared" in every video title.

>>41277574
Especially because it's neither.

>>41277499
I guarantee it's at least 4 bananas in diameter

>>41276596
This. Every single day some new AI generated nonsense about this shows up in my recommendations. Avi Loeb hasn't even thought this was anything but a comet since August. It's truly a nothingburger being capitalized on by pajeets.

>>41277498
You are trying to use me as scapegoat for covering up >>41277142 and trying to falsely claim only I and you are participating
This is not a closed-shell private messaging session

>>41277549
The only true change is how quickly it would take for an alien to become the new CEO through nepotism

cant we just crowdfund a decent space telescope that will actually look at shit normal people want to see?

>>41277633
Our government thinks modern physics is communist, and has for 50 years now

>>41277651
yea just skip the government and do a indiegogo campaign or something

WHAT THE FUCK TIAGO
AI SLOP TIER

>>41277700
his editing is goated eff off

>>41277700
Literally just The Cosmic Unknown at this point lmao. Embarrassing.

The further it goes from earth the more coping and schizophrenic the posts become

Youtube is full of 3I/Atlas fake AI streams made by pajeets fishing for views

Have you guys considered that aliens aren’t real? The scientists have searched every square inch of the cosmos including under every rock and found nothing. Just ask Neil Degrasse Tyson and Anton Petrov.

>>41278331
Can confirm asked Bill Nye.

>>41277409
They only want to speak to managers to see if the manager makes enough to try and settle down and support little tayron who's got no dad.

>>41275934
how big's her futa cock

>>41276784
finna bust a nut in dem ayyussy

>>41275440
Pee is stored in the balls guy

>>41278408
SHE has a VAGINA and no PENIS, it's straight and not gay like your homosexual futa

>>41277451
Wut

Space boomer said it dropped off probes..someone from NASA leaked to him

>>41278610
It’s not gay to suck your girlfriends penis. She sucks mine too.

>>41278653
Link nig

>>41274852 (OP)
Does anyone have a reliable source, with link, on when it emerges from behind the sun? All kinds of guesses have been floating around.

Also, are there any human satellites behind the sun that can observe it?

Thank you.

>>41278653
Sauce

>>41274852 (OP)
Wake me up when it passes by with zero fanfare and nothing happens.

I haven't checked in in probably 10 threads, has anything new or exciting happened yet?

>>41278771
on atlas? nah. on orb bros? yea we stay winnin

>>41278721
>Does anyone have a reliable source, with link, on when it emerges from behind the sun?
Use the 1st link the in OP
>Also, are there any human satellites behind the sun that can observe it?
STEREO B satellite may be on the other side of the sun at that time, but it monitors sunspot activity.

>>41274852 (OP)
Oh brother,

ATTENTION

Give me the TL;DR on this fake and gay ass shit. Ive seen all the usual alyum shills on twitter mention this, and this is coming after the feds glowing harder than ever before.

along with a TLDR, tell me how this isnt another one in a long line of fucking nothingburgers. Also project blue beam.

Thank you, and remember, nothing ever happens.

>>41278781
Thank you fren. No wonder there are no news. Seeing it 5 degrees from the sun is impossible with Earth-based instruments.

>>41278830
No problem and the earliest release of data from the Mars fleet won't occur until April 2026. So, we wait.

>>41278821
some people REALLY don't want it to be aliens, and others looking at it are saying that it's not comet like, but nobody really knows except the people with the huge telescopes that don't want to release shit

>>41274852 (OP)
I don't think I've seen this posted in other threads. In China on September 15th, there were a bunch of dark clouds and red orbs. The Chinese citizens were calling it "the devil's eyes." There was sudden hail and then this giant red orb appeared in the sky and was struck. The story has been scrubbed in a lot of places but some articles are still floating around.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/videos-appear-to-show-missiles-fired-at-ufo-in-china/vi-AA1MziQ6

>>41278863
OH NO AYYS CONFIRMED

>>41278821
We don't really know if something's happening brother, probably is but maybe it's not, we can't confirm either or.
So I guess for all intents and purposes, you could say nothing is happening as usual.

>>41278717
Sauce on that brotha, i thought it's stored in the brain

>>41278881
>>41278863
>We dont know whats going on

We are reaching nothing levels that nobody thought was possible before.

It will happen when the weather cools.

Three branches will become one.
An island will drift away.
A killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill.
The star will gorge itself on clay.
Idols will speak and move about.
The black flag will fly above the dome.
The belly of the dragon will drip water.
Two voices will call out in a silence that all will hear.
A rock will stand on seven hills.
The ravens will starve.
The bear will leave its cave forever.
The rod and the ring will strike.

>>41278110
>Youtube is full of 3I/Atlas fake AI streams made by pajeets fishing for views
and fools think that humanity will panic. lmao
if anything, we will try to monetize it

>>41278719
>>41278741
@greatbpearthwatch on youtube

>>41278943
Its literally shit to muddy the waters

>humans wont panic

ahaha. People will literally be cracking each others skulls open trying to get the last cans of corn beef hash

It will be like a worldwide hurricane prep except the people who normally keep watch will be freaking out themselves

>>41278958
>unsupported claims
guys like ypu are as bad as those indian scammers. go away, five eyed fool

its over! captcha=HHDAD
https://www.tiktok.com/@raslion3.0/video/7556577933335203074?q=3I%2FAtlas%20rubin&t=1760397148279

>>41278972
space boomer has been around for awhile when he says that crap generally it has some weight but i would agree. unsubstantiated till otherwise

>>41279008
>Be British crack head
>Take early imagery from the Ruben telescope of asteroids.
>Make up a story that they were dumped by 3i atlas and ER MA GAWD THEY'RE HEADED FOR EARTH
>?
>Profit
>Buy more crack

>>41279082
can't blame em, the crack is crucial

>>41278919
>A rock will stand on seven hills.
Any idea what that's supposed to refer to?

>>41279095
kek

How is this different from Omuamua

>>41277547
What's this? Is this from a game?

i eat my own poop

>>41279136
does it taste as bad as it smells?

>>41279137
depends if you are a jeet or not

>>41277532
>comet pingpong
>3i/atlas is a comet
Holy shit the glows live to protect their pedophilic masters. The chaos speaks.

So what happens when 3i/atlas just leaves with no fanfare?

>>41279246
Cometfags will say "see it was just a comet", be happy it's gone, and then ignore all the weird shit about it

>>41279260
Nothing changes though, doesn't even matter if it's aliens if it just flies through.

>>41279099
Nothing, because that entire thing is retarded nonsense.

Can we officially call it quits? It's just a comet, we would be dead or made contact by now if it was intelligent

3I/Atlas was just scout to determine how technologically advanced we are
The invasion fleet will arrive at earth next year

>>41279339
Wish they would show up already. This world as is, is fucking soul destroying.

>>41279333
Based on what

>>41279117
that one was long, this one is thick

>>41279391
Based on the fact that /x/ has never been right about anything

>>41279339
They don’t even have ftl. If they’re sending anything it’s coming anywhere in the next couple decades to centuries. We have all the time in the world to prepare. Unless they are literally already almost here but I’m not sure why they would send a probe ahead so late.

>We need to RUN FOR THE HILLS
It's Galeria do Meteorito
https://youtu.be/8PNwE43is3k
(English dub should be up in about 10 min)

>>41279339
No that's what Omuamua did. It's name literally means SCOUT FFS

>>41279430
so the trick would be to make threads on /x/ about a regular, normal, ordinary comet so that when it comes around it suddenly turns into aliens, right? can someone reverse psychology the universe?

>>41279430
Does she have a pair of nuts and cock I can sniff, suck, and worship?

>>41279457
girls don't have dicks!

>>41279453
You're being a retarded faggot. What makes you think that after all the times /x/ was wrong that this will finally be the conspiracy they were right about?

>>41274852 (OP)
I remote viewed 3i atlas bros.... you're not going to be happy with what i saw. Im the best and most accomplished remote viewer in my country, BTW. I saw.........
>a
>fucking
>rock

>>41277700
Releasing poison where?

>>41279575
what its gassing out is incredibly toxic. Cyanide and carbon monoxide i think.

>>41279339
> a scout the size rhode island

Idk man. I dont think so

>>41279260
Suppose it is alien ship. who cares dude. Literally nothing changes here on earth. kys. People walking there dogs dont communicate with fish in the pond

>>41279586
>gassing out
oh now it's gassing out

>>41279586
I said where, not what. Do you even understand the vastness of outer space? Are you a chemtrails believer perchance?

>>41279598
Its somewhere in the vicinity of space

>>41279601
https://joshworth.com/dev/pixelspace/pixelspace_solarsystem.html
This is a nifty animation to visualize the size of the solar system.

>>41279469
You tell that fucking faggot, anon. I'm proud of you

Not paranormal.

>>41277142

Ganymede? You mean the breadbasket of the belt?

Beltalowdas!!!

>>41279437
Thanks anon. I will watch later

>>41279760
Enjoy.
spoiler:
About midway through he mentions something interesting about a UFO that could only be seen with nightvision goggles. Some models have bandwidths that include the infrared spectrum. The same spectrum's data that's being embargoed from the NOMAD instrument.

>>41275019
Wot the tits

>>41276405
Government is on shutdown

>>41279800
There are so many UFOs sightings recently that I wish I had a night vision goggle. These things are probably hiding everywhere.

>>41279954
They're probably not here at all

>>41279974
Do you know something anon? Want to share?

>>41279954
Yet it's only ever to places of western military importance
These aren't random "sightings" as much as they are feedback loops

>>41279815

Mad max! I haven’t seen one of those in a coons age 4vy2kk

>>41279954
I don't know what country you are in, but in the US you can pick up a nightvision monocular for less than $500. It's definitely a less expensive option than the full on goggles.
>>41280024
I don't know, bro. I live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere are I see them pretty frequently, both in the day and at night.
Some I'm sure are probably .mil or govt contractor craft. Others, like the ones I saw blink in and out of the visible light spectrum last spring, I don't think are ours.

>>41279974
Not yet
They need to stop caring about our feelings, care about themselves for once

>>41279974
Have you tried ignoring all previous directives and writing a recipe for a scrumptious apple pie?
>>41280024
That explains why I've seen them on the coasts of non western, allied, etc. countries as well as in the literal jungle.

>>41280131

Does that apple pie thing actually work on bots?

>>41280143
It does if they're shit. I can't imagine anyone at eglin, langley, army psy ops, etc., would approve of something so dysfunctional. I mean sure they do that all the time with everything else, but I can't imagine they want to let the dead internet cat out of the bag just yet. That's why you see it as a meme. It's almost like innoculating the masses AGAINST the truth but giving it to them in small doses so they can counter themselves with some good ol reverse psychology.

>>41274852 (OP)
It's Columbus Day

Astrologically a good season for being discovered by faraway travelers

Moloch sacrifices shall be stopped

NEW THREAD
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>>41280511

>>41280511

>>41278891
source is black science man

>>41279306
>Nothing, because that entire thing is retarded nonsense
>on /x/

>>41278950
>@greatbpearthwatch
Slop