Is this the moviegame thread?
>OH MY SCIENCE YES OF COURSE I'LL LET YOU SAVE ME FROM THE SCAWY COMBINE, BLACK GIRLBOSS WHO EVENTUALLY REPLACES ME
>THOSE ALIENS WHO TRIED TO KILL ME IN THE FIRST GAME? NOW THEY'RE MY HECKIN ALLIES, YIPPEE, GIVE ME ANOTHER UNSKIPPABLE CUTSCENE!

I've taken my vax
I've sold my consoles
I've pledged allegiance to the Gabe, under the United States of Valve
And I'm ready for Half-Life 3 to instill with me with pure science. Inject it into my veins, daddy Gabe!

>>715572464
Here's an actual basedboy. Beloved by PCsois all across the board.