How do I win against Farstalkers with Death Korps? I’m fucking retarded so any simple advice will be appreciated

Hello. This thread is mostly for bongs since I live in the UK, but basically what I'm asking about today is how to get diagnosed as someone with ASD (Autism spectrum disorder) and ADHD (Specifically the first part). I'm aware that it's virtually possible to get it through the NHS, unless I want to wait five years so I want to go private. Thing is though these things can cost 1-2k each, so I'm looking for somewhere I can get diagnosed quick and not break the bank (I live in London BTW)

Any help is appreciated.