>>21560366
I wouldn't consider it a driiiink per se, but Pepto-bismol or bismuth milk tastes so fucking tasty to me. It's like metallic strawberry cream. But it's a laxant meant to help with stomach cramps and constipation.
>>21560386
>1 pound of sugar-free gummy bears
Eating a lot of fiber all at once or a lot of prunes will also make you violently shit your colon out 'cause your gut microbiota will just process it too quickly.
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>>21560752
You might have a very slow metabolism or some kind of digestive issues, brother. Do you eat enough veggies or fiber? Drink enough water? Do you feel pain anywhere in the abdomen, or heartburn, or have weird symptoms when you poop?
I think it's not normal to have a bowel movement every two weeks. Unless you eat literally air and sunlight...