>Your eyes snap open. The sexy tall one is in danger.
>Be Trixie, descending from the clouds like Faust's gift to ponykind that you are, gracefully coming down towards the streets of Ponyville for the third time
>Then, you hit an anti-magic field!
>You land to the ground with a stumble, already irritated at whoever would dare try to undermine the Great and Powerful Trixie
>The situation on the ground is familiar, the Ponyville simpletons have once again cornered your handsome human husband, clearly using him to get to you out of jealousy
>The human looks up gratefully, breathing a sigh of relief. He knows no one stops you
>"D-don't you make a move, Triskie! We're gonna kill the human dead THIS time, and there's nothing you can do about it!" one of the townsponies stutters.
>"Yeah! We turned off your magic, s-so you better not try anything!"
>You smirk, the kind that says you've already won
"Oh, silly little small town ponies, you think Trixie needs magic to hold victory over your little heads?"
>Reach into your Great and Powerful utility belt that you always had
>Whip out your Great and Powerful improvised explosive device, made from the gunpowder of spare fireworks and whatever small chunks of metal you came across
"Let's tame those EXPLOSIVE tempers! HYAH!"
>Toss it straight towards the shard from which the barrier is emanating
>"What is that!?"
>"Get away!"
>"It's gonna-"
>BOOM
>A burst of flame, a swarm of white hot shrapnel, and a blast of light
>You raise your cape defensively, shielding yourself and the human from the heat until it, and the magic suppressing barrier, fades
"Hmph! It's always a blast when Trixie is- oh."
>That's... a lot of viscera
>You're not a terrorist btw, this was an act of heroism
>Satisfied, you turn around to the cowering human, lending a hoof towards him.
"Up, dear lover. We will commemorate this day by having a LOT of sex."
>Wake up alone tangled in your hammock, squash soup staining your inner thigh
>Ugh, all over the sparklers you were gonna use for tonight's show

I was there when Trixie was born and I saw a VAGINA on that foal

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"You Ponyvillians never learn, do you?"
>Be Trixie, descending from your wagon's doorstep in an aura of pure, effortless magic, hooves touching down gracefully in front of the human
"Don't fret handsome, it'll take Trixie but a moment to sort out these simpletons."
>The tall human looks at you with stars in his little eyes
>You turn your attention back to the crowd in front of you, looking riled and ready to pounce, but you remain steadfast, undeterred
>"I say, we kill 'em!"
>"I say we hang 'em, then we kill 'em!"
>"I say we stomp 'em, then we tattoo 'em, then we hang 'em, THEN we kill 'em!"
>"YEAH!"
"SILENCE!" You shout, projecting your voice loudly like the crack of the Royal Canterlot Voice, striking fear into the hearts of the dumb ponies
"You all speak of assaulting this creature, but how would you feel if YOU were the ones at threat of hanging!?"
>The townsponies all gasp and step back at your incredible wisdom
>"Wow, she's right!" They all murmur in agreement
"I am. And now I'm going to disintegrate you all for being evil."
>"That's completely fair."
>Your magic washes over Ponyville, turning all the residents to dust
>Celestia descends in her royal chariot, you raise an eyebrow as she approaches
>"Excellent work Trixie, there's truly no mare more powerful and harmonious in all the lands of Equestria. Here, have the Elements of Harmony."
>Celestia levitates a chest over to you. Toilet Sprinkles cries from a cage as you receive her and her friend's elements
"Hmm, Trixie wouldn't normally accept used goods, but she supposes you have nothing better to offer. Though perhaps..."
>"Yes, oh Great and Powerful Trixie? Anything you desire!"
"...Organize the human and I's wedding as well. She wants to have it on castle grounds."
>Celestia nods, bows, and makes way back to her carriage
>The human is shocked speechless from your sheer, incomparable magnificence
"Hold your tongue for now, human. Trixie will taste it later~"