I really gotta stop clicking games thinking "surely this won't be another survivors clone"
I think all but 2 games I've looked of like 20 have been more or less the same fucking game
No, shoving a cute girl in it doesn't make it better, hell whatever the fuck you were called. Every other indie game is just "cute girl game" now, I'm fatigued on that, too
So much identical slop

>Meet my discord gamer gf in person
>Play some Mario Party, get drunk, go to bed
>She says we're going to bread, ahah, we teleported bread
>My penis dies of cringe
>She pushes and mounts me and says we're going to level up
>Unzips me, saying she wants to see my warp pipe
>Every time she bounces on me she says "bing", "bing" or "wahoo"
>Gonna finish, warn her
>"Skibbidi rizz, give me your jizz"
>Laying down after,
>New high score
bros... i am regret