>>514824198

This isn’t a real MTG is it?

>>514183070
This.

>>514177164

Pronouns, lobsters and liberals beware! A Canadian riddle is here to share. What ideology does he want to repeat? Yet fills our country with more pajeet?

Conspiracy Angle: Kek theory fits into broader conspiracies about cultural decline (tying back to our previous discussion). It portrays memes as a weapon against a supposed elite-controlled “New World Order” or “Great Reset,” where traditional values are eroded by globalization and “woke” culture. Adherents see Kek as a force of “cultural revival” through disruption, similar to how “The Nothing” in The Neverending Story represents nihilistic decay—but here, Kek is the chaotic antidote, “erasing” conformity via shitposting.

Yes

With great power comes great responsibility.

Robert Sepehr, who’s just finished unpacking Zecharia Sitchin’s evidence—cuneiform translations, astronomical anomalies, and speculative genetic engineering—when you notice an unexpected figure beside you. It’s Ben Shapiro, unmistakable even in a full Spider-Man costume, the red-and-blue spandex clinging tightly, his sharp voice cutting through the museum’s murmur as he debates someone on his phone about free speech.
The sight is jarring—Shapiro’s head, unmasked, bobs animatedly, his rapid-fire delivery clashing with the costume’s playful absurdity. The Spider-Man suit is slightly ill-fitting, the web pattern stretching awkwardly over his shoulders, and you catch a glimpse of his usual glasses perched on his nose. You stifle a laugh, the surreal moment pulling you out of the Sumerian deep dive. Sepehr glances over, raises an eyebrow, but doesn’t comment, his focus still on the clay tablet in the nearby display case.
You lean toward Shapiro, curiosity overriding the oddity, and ask, “Ben, what’s with the Spider-Man getup?” He pauses mid-sentence on his call, lowering the phone. “Facts don’t care about your feelings,” he quips, smirking, “but costumes get clicks. I’m filming a segment on cultural narratives—superheroes, ancient myths, same thing. Plus, it’s a museum. Gotta stand out.” He gestures toward the Atlantis hologram. “Sitchin’s got a point—myths encode truth. But his alien stuff? That’s where he loses me. No evidence holds up to scrutiny.”

He nods toward the tablet in the case. “Those carvings? Mainstream scholars call them symbolic. Sitchin called them literal. That’s the crux of it: his evidence is textual interpretation, cultural anomalies, and suggestive iconography, but it’s filtered through his lens. It’s compelling to some, heretical to others.”
The museum’s ambient hum—murmured voices, distant footsteps—fills the brief silence. Sepehr’s explanation leaves you balancing between fascination and doubt, the Sumerian tablet before you seeming to hold secrets just out of reach.

Please stop

Webs don’t care about your feelings.

I don’t know what I am doing.