>be a kid, come home from school
>don't watch cartoons as they are boring just wait for Voyager to come on
>it is a Neelix episode and he is being so funny
>dad comes into the living room, drunk again
>"watching your faggy show again?"
>"dad in this episode.."
>he throws a bottle at me and tells me he doesn't care
>he says neelix is a fag and captain kirk was better
>go to my room crying
>hear a tap, tap, tap at my window
>open curtains
>it is neelix!
>open the window
>"oh oh oh! it's me neelix"
>I smile and tell him I love him
>"we don't want to take your father do we? why not come to my ship"
>neelix lifts me out my window and holds my hand to round the corner
>see his ship, kinda looks like a van with cardboard nacelles
>"I don't know about this neelix it is kinda late and my dad would get awful worried if he saw me not in bed"
>"don't you want some of the delta quadrant sweets I made?"
>I reluctantly followed neelix into his ship
>the insides looked mostly like a normal van with a gasoline cannister that smelled and a dirty leopard print blanket
>I sat there eating sweets with neelix
>"this kinda just tastes like chocolate, neelix, I better go home"
>neelix convinces me to stay and says he will show me his phaser
>I notice his skin colour is running and he isn't a talaxian but a man in make up
>his phaser has kinda satic electricity on the end of it
>he jokingly says "set phasers to stun" and pushes the phaser against me
>felt like all my muscles seized
>woke up ages later on a mattress somewhere that isn't my bedroom
>neelix isn't there, my anus was bleeding
>eventually police find me
>in a police station confused, sore and under a blanket
>asked what happened to neelix
>dad told me that wasn't neelix but a shapeshifting species 8472
>he tells me he is sorry for being such a bad father, he sobs
>really confused, but he tells me starfleet rescued me and I would be okay