>"Hey Anon. Um... would you be mad at me if I burned your house down because I got a teeny bit mad?"
>"Well I was outside your house... um... admiring your garden! Yeah. And uh... I kinda saw Fluttershy trying to break in through the back window. You know the one that kinda has a messed up lock that you can jimmy open?"
>"Yeah well I tried stopping her but she got really upset and I got a little upset too and then she said that 'Anon was built for pony pussy' and I said 'woah woah, Anon is totally built for kirin pussy' and it turned into this whole back and forth."
>"Well long story short I turned into a nirik and burned your house down."
>"Oh, and Fluttershy tried peeing on the fire to put it out."
>"N-now before you get mad I've already made arrangements for you to move in with me! So you won't be homeless!"
>"Y-you aren't mad, right?"