Thread 42601214

>What is Flutterrape?
Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.

>It's been 12 years, how is this thread still alive?
A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.

>How do I start writing?
Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.

Writing Guides:
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For additional information, lurk. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.
So many threads have died, but only Flutterrape has remained. We shall always remain. We are bound to the fate of the board as a lich is bound to its phylactery.

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previous thread: >>42511433

Yeeeah, work that grill baby.

I don't think Fluttershy would rape me.

>>42601220
Everyone thinks that until it happens.

>"C'mon, dice dude."
>"Gimme a nice, low number this time."

New Rule:
Any number rolled 4 or under automatically has 4 added to it.
Canon if dubs.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>42601228
Okay, let's roll!

>>42601228
>>42601336
Kek Eris absolutely BTFO

>>42601389
Let's see Eris' roll

>"Hey Anon. Um... would you be mad at me if I burned your house down because I got a teeny bit mad?"
>"Well I was outside your house... um... admiring your garden! Yeah. And uh... I kinda saw Fluttershy trying to break in through the back window. You know the one that kinda has a messed up lock that you can jimmy open?"
>"Yeah well I tried stopping her but she got really upset and I got a little upset too and then she said that 'Anon was built for pony pussy' and I said 'woah woah, Anon is totally built for kirin pussy' and it turned into this whole back and forth."
>"Well long story short I turned into a nirik and burned your house down."
>"Oh, and Fluttershy tried peeing on the fire to put it out."
>"N-now before you get mad I've already made arrangements for you to move in with me! So you won't be homeless!"
>"Y-you aren't mad, right?"

>>42601400
Did Flutterslut atleast burn down aswell?

>>42601407
>"Well she's in the hospital."
>"She charged in your house and tried to rescue your dirty clothes."
>"Some of them were on fire and she tried inhaling the smoke thinking it was Anon stink."

>>42601421
Listen, you failed to kill Fluttershy. So if I was going to move in with you she would visit to try and get me. When that happens you’ll both argue until you burst into flames. At that point you’ll burn home and village down. Which would lead to the other kirin drowning you in the spring of silence.
With all that laid out, are you sure you want me to move in with you? Cause I don’t see it ending well for anyone.

>>42601439
>"It'll be fiiine, she's in a coma."
>"And besides, you'll have SO much fun if you move in with me."
>"We can make bread, go to the theater, eat bread AT the theater, make some foals and all that fun stuff."

>>42601458
She's in a coma? Say, how about we have some fun in her cottage and then burn it down?

>>42601467
>And so Anon gave into his urges and pounded the weird deer fire horse into Fluttershy's mattress, and set it ablaze with fires that ran hotter than the autistic love between the two misfits
>All while Fluttershy withered away in her hospital bed, clinging to a dream that never could come true
We did it boys, we ended Flutterrape

shift + click garbage general

>>42601530
You could always just filter it out but then you wouldn't have anything to be mad about.

>>42601530
How about (You) keep sliding harder?

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>42601228

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>42601228
Rolling for total Eris Anihilation

>>42601336
>>42601643
The rule is a d10 is used

>>42601458
Fluttershy only wants you to think she’s in coma.

We’re very slow today

>flutter n apple switch bodies
>your greeted with a timid aj trying to bang you

How i envisioned Florb in that story in the last thread

>>42602304
Probably not too far off

>>42602303
Tall MILF batpony? Do you have brain damage? Who are you talking about?

>>42602413
He has "Surfer Bro Syndrome". It's terminal.

>>42602417
He got Bugged. Never recovered.

>>42602413
That's Shining Armor from next Tuesday. You'll understand soon enough.

>>42601400
You motherfucker. I'm gonna beat your ass for that.

>>42602967
I think that's what she wants bro.

>>42602304
Not nearly greasy and unkempt enough. The NEET stink was so bad it literally made Shining Armor physically sick.
>>42602972
No she clearly wanted me to have sex with her. She got into it with Fluttershy about which pussy Anon was made for.

>>42602986
The kirin gets what the kirin wants

>>42603196
I'm not popping the Kirin's cherry. I'm popping her with my 9mm.

>>42603211
That's murder, anon!

>>42603225
I'll just tell Princess Celestia it was self defense. The kirin burned down my house and tried to rape me so the story should hold up in court.

>>42603259
Anon, that's how you get raped in court.

>>42603196
Does the kirin want a boot to the head? Cause she’s about to get one.

Which would be more humiliating to Fluttershy, running away from her to wed a dragon, a griffon or a yak?

>>42603534
Harry the Bear.

Moving to a cave and fortifying the entrance.
Try and burn that shit down, bitch.

>>42604043
>Rarity making fun of AJ every time Vegitanon is fighting back.

>>42603534
yak

>>42604043
i wouldn't mind seeing a country rarity. i need an elegant southern bell

>>42604963
>she fixes your car for you
>the driver seat has a gem encrusted dildo sewed to it with her cutiemark.
>do you take your car

Be safe and secure all night long.
Take a cop to bed.

>>42604365
THIS IS BULLSHIT!!

>>42604963
She would sound like AJ if she hadn't trained herself to sound like a Canterlot.

beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep...
>https://derpibooru.org/images/3638073

>>42605723
I hope he does some more FR content eventually

>>42605723
Well I am now that you've finally asked nicely and quit with the 'rape' business. Thank you for valuing my consent.

>There you see her, sitting there across the way
>She don't got a lot to say
>But there's something about her
>And you don't know why
>But you're dying to try
>You wanna kiss mare
>Yes, you want her
>Look at her, you know you do
>It's possible she wants you too
>There's one way to ask her
>It don't take a word, not a single word
Go on and kiss the mare
kiss the mare

>Sha-la-la-la-la-la
>My, oh my, looks like the boy's too shy
>Ain't gonna kiss the mare
>Sha-la-la-la-la-la
>Ain't that sad
>It's such a shame, too bad
>You're gonna miss the mare
>Go on and kiss the mare
kiss the mare

>>42605804
I'm gonna boil this fucker alive

>>42605804
I have boiling water and butter and I’m not afraid to use them!

>>42605819
>>42606141
Le
Poi
SSON
LE POISSON HOW I LOVE LE POISSON!

>>42605804
I want to rape Rarity.

>>42606185
>"No Anon, it's pronounced 'marry and impregnate'"

>>42605804
Helping Fluttershy, or those pesky sirens.

>>42606185
I don’t think you could

>>42606254
Don’t look at me like that

what is flutterrape?

>>42606185
How would you go about that when she wants to rape you.

>>42607245
It’s like an ouroboros

>>42607239
Rape that flutters.

>>42605415
Ew, don't lick that. Probably tastes terrible.

>>42605804
>>42606185
>Flutterrape's the Little Maremaid
>Not Ursula disguises herself as Rarity
That would be horrible, the only consolation would be that Flutters couldn't talk

>>42608132
Of course she’s an angelfish

>>42608437
She belongs in the abyss.

>>42607239
A miserable pile of green, with a lot of bumps inbetween.
But enough bumps, have at you!

Fuuuck I want to rape Rarity!!

>>42608811
Fluttershy would love to bump uglies.

>>42608890
This is Flutterrape.
Rarity seduces you.
What now?

>>42608944
Why is she dressed like that. It's september you dumb animal.

>>42608890
>>42608944
Rarity, I thought you were supposed to be good at seduction

>>42609344
>Pony lies
Literally no reason to have ever believed that shit.

>>42609480
This, it's Twilight's shipping fanfic bullshit. She's also posting as "anon who wants to fuck Rarity"

>>42609495
Sounds about right

>Page 10
>"This means I get to rape you all now, right?"

Welp, this morning it was Pinkie Pie.

>Be me
>Sleeping in because recovering an injured arm
>Wake up with morning wood
>Roll onto my back and contemplate the day ahead
>Suddenly Pinkie Pie jumps onto my bed
>Before I can say, "What the fuck," she throws mt covers aside, hauls down my pajama bottoms, and impales her dripping mare hood on my cock
>Bounces up and down like a sewing machine, giggling and talking dirty the whole time
>"Ooh Nonny, there's no better way to wake up than a fun, sexy mare riding your thick, juicy cock!"
>I grip my sheets and hold on for dear life as she repeatedly lifts her ass up and slams down on my cock to the accompaniment of lewd, wet sounds
>Her quivering pussy grips my cock like a fist, it's sucking on me like a lollipop
>"Yeah, Nonny! Gimme a big, fat load to start the day right!"
>There really is no choice in the matter.
>I blow my load inside her and she climaxes right after, milking my cock for all I've got, giggling madly the entire while
>After what felt like a month, she stands up, my softening member sliding out if her like a wet noodle, a sordid mix of our juices dripping onto my crotch
>"Thanks a heap, Nonners! that was just what I needed to kick off my weekend!"
>She turns and plants a sloppy wet kiss on my lips
>Lots of tongue
>And in one bound she is gone, her gleeful giggling fading away down my stairs, leaving me feeling like a used and badly soiled dishtowel
>Well, at least this day can't get any weirder...

>>42610156
FUCK OFF!

>>42610257
Total Pinkie Death

>>42610156
That means I get to murder you now.

>>42610280
>>42610294
Well, she did stop the thread from dropping off the Catalog.
Maybe e she deserves a little nookie for the save?

>>42604303
you'd better plan some escape tunnels, if you want to be able to leave after the mares siege you out.
>>42607245
wrestling match, magic hands allowed
whoever gets on top gets to top
>>42610384
maybe a hug
>>42610555
just bake more pizza
nice trips btw

>>42610257
You need to be claimed by an alpha mare so she will protect you from being raped by other mares

>>42610828
You're not an alpha mare, nutterbutter.

>>42609723
im really liking these oldfag posts being put into new context lately

>>42610828
You're about as alpha as soggy cheese.

>>42610555
She also stole my blinis. Why is she always in my kitchen?

>>42611017
Use bug spray. Worked for me.

>>42610828
Imagine, Fluttershy gets Anon to say yes. Only for another mare to come in and steal him away because you don't have a spine to say no to her.

>>42610257
Always be packing in the morning to keep this from happening.

>>42611406
I was packing something she wanted, apparently...

>>42611057
Does it work on both changelings and horse flies?

>>42610919
>>42611006
>>42611186

>>42611537
That’s a dangerous face

>>42611886
A filly can bully you.

>>42612216
>rape face

>>42612487
>He doesn't know

>>42612494
>The prophecy of the Superrapist

>>42612513
Her signature move, the pelvic crusher.

>>42612487
>>42612509
>gets apple'd

How does he keep losing to the weakest of the main 6?

>>42612515
What an ass

>>42613282
Thank ain't Matilda.

>>42613514
*That ain't Matilda.

>>42613514
>>42613517
>https://youtu.be/FqtttbbYfSM

>>42612936
What are you talking about? That's the strongest background pony in Equestria.

>>42613706
>the strongest background pony in Equestria.
Are you sure about that?

>>42613706
That gets her hoof stuck in a small rock.

>saar youre so sexy hot
>be my husband saar
>show penis and ballsa

>>42613819
Do not redeem.

>>42613708
The secret final boss.

>>42613819
>saar youre so sexy hot
Ha, that accent is cute
>be my husband saar
Adorable. No, but still adorable.
>show penis and ballsa
Aaaaand there it goes. Does Fluttershy give classes on this shit?

>>42611886
Such a drama queen

Soon.
Every single one of you will have sex with a mare.
Whether you wish to or not.
When you least expect it, expect it.

>>42611537
Pinkamena's ability to fuck with the laws of reality would probably make her the scariest to bed
>>42614786
the mare-ination of the anons will not occur, for the universe does not allow it.

How does one defend themselves against this menace?

>>42615121
you brought this upon yourself. What did you expect would happen if you soaked Celestia's mane and tail in cum? Sate her? Humiliate her? Nay, you have changed her mind. Now deal with the consequences.

>>42615186
How about you post a pony you fucking brainrotted polshitter

>>42615593
>"Shake my hand."
>"Come on, Anon, won't you shake a poor sinner's hand?"
>friends on the other side
>eris version
fund it

>>42615621
second this. you got good taste anon.

>>42613819
Imagine the smell

>>42615908
I'd rather not

>>42615121
Isn't she a succubus? Just get your standard anti-demon equipment.

>>42615593
Shit, did the thread fall to the bottom of the fucking catalog again?

>>42616273
>Page 7
Do you want Eris?
Because that's how you get Eris!

https://ponepaste.org/11408
Lyra gets it into her head that anon is in heat and takes it as an invitation to rape him

>>42616544
Gotta stay vigilant

>>42602303
Shining i have told you a 100 times.
It's impossible for humans and ponies to conceive children because of genetic incompatibility!

Stop breaking the steelbars i have put around my house just to say the same thing over and over, or at least pay for new ones.
Now if you'll excuse me, i have been invited to a juice tasting session by an anthropomorphic wolf lady in another region.

Rarity is here to stare at you

>>42617715
>Impressive...
>HOWEVER.

>>42617733
N-NANDA...

Board's being raided by Dicksword trannies, defensive bump
>>42617715
Stop fucking stare-raping me

>>42618080
>Discord sees if transitioning is your fetish

>>42618203
Discord can go to the tf thread.

Darling

>>42618859
If I bang Rarity then does that at least bail me out of having to do it with Fluttershy or Eris? Seems like an acceptable compromise. At least Rarity is hot.

>>42618901
>"I'll lynch them both right now if you fuck her."

>>42618923
Yo you got a deal, Candyass!

>>42618923
No way, fag

>>42618936
I can't believe she's going to fall for this. What an idiot.

>>42618936
>Before we do the /dirty/ deed, we should go on a luxurious date of fancy foods and high class dining.

>>42619134
Posting Rarity is unfair. She's too hot.

>>42618901
>>42619151
Rarity, stop scribbling on the grimior, you have a business to run.

>>42619277
You know she writes fanfic smut that she shares anonymously at the town’s message board. She thinks the ‘Lusty Human’ is her finest work. It’s all drivel.

Off Eight
Shit
Too late

>>42619836
>>42619857
Lost her wings somewhere?

>>42620033
you don't want that.
>man goes blind
>hearing gets better.

>pegasus loses wings
>raping gets better

>>42620048
But it is funnier when she falls from a high place.

>>42620048
Fluttershy was never good at flying.

>>42620713
Quick Spike, go for it.

>>42619134
Dump her off at a dump.

>>42619857
Needs a version that says "YOU WERE RAPED".

I wonder if Anon was to get a sword if he could be safer.

>wingedanon came back
This shit i found in his Ponepaste made me kek hard. Did he post it here? I've been away from the thread, like, all year but I want to go in the archives and catch up on all the bumps and shenanigans and stuff.
>https://ponepaste.org/11310
>>42615593
You can just make it stop raining, Eris.
Now take those sunglasses off of the sun. He can't see with those on, his vision is terrible.
>>42610555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYYMl_sS72Y
>>42610257
Honestly, fuck Pinkie Pie. She's got issues.

>>42621708
He’d probably just hurt himself

>>42621713
Yeah Princess Floorb was really well received here I really hope he comes back with a new green eventually.

Flutterrape...The best kind of rape. She thinks she's being sneaky when she's taking glances at you, she's still shy and even says sorry while pushing you down and telling you that she can't stop herself.

>>42622529
Hey Chaos Freak, can you at least get me a functioning computer here in Equestria?

>>42622529
Do you even know how expensive weddings are?

quick bump before bed

How it started: https://derpibooru.org/images/3682333
How it’s going: https://derpibooru.org/images/3656975

>>42622955
Damn her power level really increased monumentally since the first encounter
>>42621713
She's Eris not Jesus

>>42622955
Oh that's nasty

>>42622955
I want to vomit.

So how is Anon dealing with his involuntary nofap streak ever since he got to Equestria

>>42623820
By having sex with Rarity

>>42623820
By becoming a monk.

>>42623820
Carefully

>>42623820
Fapping is a waste of energy and time! You should be training!

>>42623820
Anon still has an old Playboy from before he arrived in Equestria

>>42624534
It’s gotten him through the worst of times, lord forbid what Fluttershy would do if she ever found it.

>>42624534
>"Hey Anon, I found that playboy magazine of yours and used magic to change all the women into mares."
>"No need to thank me."

>>42624877
The girls would be enamored by it, trying to emulate it, but then the girls would get into arguments and in the process destroying it. Friendship lesson would be learned by the end of the episode

>>42624977
KEK, need a series where Anon and Candy fuck with each other in ways just like his

>>42625016
It’d probably work

>>42601227
Or there's no thinking about it at all.

>>42624977
No you didn't! You just put one of your magazines under my bed. Found the original under Flurry's bed. Also she's a lesbo for human women now. Good luck with that. 'Cause there ain't any around here.

>>42622955
That's hot, the rest is not

>>42625715
Rape is never as hot as (You) think it will be.
Especially when you’re on the receiving end from another species.

>>42626178
Fluttershy is so feminine and cute, I bet being raped by her would be awesome

>>42626547
>saar white woman so hot saaars I wish she raped me saars

>>42626566
Why are you seething?

>>42626547
You're not fooling anybody Yellowrat

>>42626547
Everything she does is a facade. Cruelshy is her real self.

>>42626912
Funny headcanon

i am up to friday shenans don't die

>>42627162
Didn't take AJ as someone who would own a 1:1 doll.

>>42626917
How about ovary busting?

>>42627896
You wouldn't do that, would you?

>>42627905
not so fun when it's you who's on the receiving end isn't it?

late night boop

>>42628259
Hot chocolate actually does sound nice

>>42628287
don't ingest chocolate before bed, that's how you get nightmares.

>>42628575
Anytime Luna shows up is a nightmare.

>>42628656
rude

>>42628774
haha, get it?
night mare
everytime Luna shows up, Anon sleeps with her

>>42628908
You FOOL! You idiotic, half-witted, low IQ, sub-human FOOL!

>>42628908
>>42628940
A mare of the night means she’s a whore. She rode every stallion, griffon, and dragon before knocking at Anon’s door.

>>42629116
And its human D she wants the most.

>>42629116
And it's the big black cock from black human men she wants the most.

>>42629336
A whore doesn't care, you should care about those stds.

And every day, this board become less lovable and tolerable.

>>42629372
>he still thinks there's anything left worth tolerating

>Anonymous!
>I just called your boss at work.
>He agreed to NEVER pay you again, or any employer for that matter, if you don't marry a mare!

>"Hello, Anonymous."
>"I was jus- ah?"
>"AHHHHHH!!"
"Rarity, what the fuck?!"
>"Those pants!!"
"...My pants."
>"Yes! Simply LOOK at them! They're two tones darker then your jacket!"
"......"
>"Come here, we're going to my boutique to..."
>She bites her lip.
>"Take your measurements, darling."
"I hate this place."

>>42629504
Guess I'm Diogenesmaxxing now

>>42629504
I'm my own boss candy.

>>42629521
get her away from me

>>42629336
dumb little scenario I had to draw.

>>42629615
Lmao

>>42629615
I don't know what she was expecting

>>42629615
Glad my post inspired you to draw.

>>42629615
KEK

>>42629615
Perfect. Well played.

>>42629993
I guess I'm going to walk back home with her seat stuck to me.

I just don’t care anymore.
So long.

>>42630235
That’s a shame

>>42630235
As if that will keep you safe.

>>42630867
Bold strategy, let’s see how it plays out

>>42630867
The height difference has always kinda bugged me, as eye contact, which is pretty much crucial for trustworthiness in a relationship, would either risk subconsciously belittling the mare or causing long-term wear upon the spine.
Call me a heretic, but it's a small part of why I prefer hippogriffs.

>>42631115
The Fluer body style might be what you’re looking for. Or a female Troubleshoe.

>>42629504
That's cool, guess I quit then. Always thought being a career criminal sounded like more fun anyway.
>>42631115
>>42631384
You think the Sun Princess is gonna miss her opportunity at you?

>>42629504
>Stops in the middle of absolutely demolishing diamond dog pussy and turns to her
"I'm sorry, what?"

>>42631432
I want Chrysalis to rape me and make Candy watch while my baby batter fertilizes all one thousand of her eggs,

>>42631445
I’ve seen too many wasp videos, I know what’s going to happen to you.

>>42631761
Are you implying death, Anon?

>>42632000
Death only comes after being puppetted around like a meat sock. Going to make the xenomorph's chestburster seem tame by comparison.

>>42632157
Soooo... you're implying she lays the eggs in you, Anon? Thats some gruesome rape.

>>42631115
Pegasi tend to hover, so you see them eye to eye.

>>42631115
There is a height difference but not in the way you think there is.

>>42632496
Dammit, Rarity, stop making me think impure thoughts! You're gonna make the baby Jesus cry!

>>42632408
that's so cute!
Pegasi fairies!

>>42632718
Just admit that you want to breed Rarity

Aren't you girls infertile?

>>42633186
Not sure if getting snip would help Anon here.

late night boop

>>42633669
Neigh.

>>42633949
Luna's extra pretty in this picture. I smile everytime I see it posted.

>>42634318
She's pretty in every picture, anon!

>>42634325
>large.jpg
>is actually smol
Lies!

>>42633949
>>42634318
>>42634325
>Moon horse propaganda
Go away, Luna.

>>42634376
Dream ads are the worst.

>>42634698
Agreed unfortunately there’s no Adblock for your subconscious

>>42634698
>>42635142
>"HI, PRINCESS LUNA HERE!"

>>42635142
Well if its dream magic, maybe anti-dream magic would do the trick.

>>42635497
God damnit, Fluttershy, if you try shoving a strap-on in my face again I'm gonna punt you a hundreds yards farther then yesterday.

>>42635497
Try it and I'll crush your balls.

>>42635497
Meh, I'm more of a lovey dovey foal making sex with a mare who isn't a horrible rapist kind of guy

>>42635497
>calls in an artillery strike on Fluttershy’s position
“Fire for effect, over.”

>>42635497
who even told you about the existence of that

>>42636036
She gets the Neighponese funny books, and some of them are very lewd

>>42635497
Not at all

>>42635497
fucking weeb

taking a quick nap don't die

>>42636123
Some of them? Try all of them. Need to burn them.

>>42636965
He said don’t die

>>42637818
my mother was too good and her being model mother made me loathe modern 3dpd roasties for being complete and utter shite

>>42637818
I have a healthy relationship with her. What about you?

>>42638154
Now imagine her reaction if some fag married a Chrysalis plush

>>42638154
Looks like I'm gonna be a Bugchild in 5 minutes

>>42637818
Great, another married mare giving us shit.
Someone draw a Craig McCracken pony and get this chick under control.

>>42638356
>It's just adult Mac from foster's

>>42638662
She has a bad habit of inhaling her food and forgetting about it.

>>42638662
what a pig

>>42638662
It’s an easy out but if you abuse it too much it’s gonna blow up in your face

I will not eat the hay
I will not live in the stable

>>42639463
>"You VILL eat zhe hay"
>""You VILL immigrate through zhe portal"
>"You VILL live in zhe cottage"
>"You VILL chat with zhe neighbors"
>"You VILL marry and impregnate zhe mare"
>"You VILL have lots of foals"
>"Und you VILL be happy"
>"Isn't that right fellow lizard ponies... I-I mean lizard juice?

Page 9 is a bad place to be, but never fear, AmmuNation is here.

>10
Now you fucked up

>>42640283
Get the metal broom.

>>42640424
https://youtu.be/AxldOEOnzPA

>>42640424
BAH GOD, KING
THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY

>Certainly not, kind madam! I am here but to clean your chambers.
Flawless Diamond: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?
>Anonymous: I have no idea what it is you imply, master! I am but a poor human poolboy.
Flawless Diamond: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely arms...
>Anonymous: You embarrass me, madam!
Flawless Diamond: Fear not. You are safe here with me...
>Anonymous: I must finish my cleaning, madame. The master will have my head if I do not!
Flawless Diamond: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my porcelain vase.
>Anonymous: But it is so tight! It could take me all night!
Flawless Diamond: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time...
>Anonymous: My goodness, that's quite an oven! But how ever shall my loaf fit inside?
Flawless Diamond: Your loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.
>Anonymous: If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?
Flawless Diamond: Oh, my foolish little human housecolt, We must use my hooves...
>Anonymous: You wish to knead my loaf? Here?
Flawless Diamond: Of course.
>Anonymous: But what if the master catches me? Your appetite was meant to be satisfied by his loaf.
Flawless Diamond: Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the master's cravings later.
Anonymous: Very well, but I'm afraid my bread hasn't risen enough, it could take hours!
Flawless Diamond: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time...

>>42640424
And then rapes (You)

>>42640923
No one wants to read that Rarity.

>>42640640
You know that isn’t gonna help

>>42640923
How the fuck is Fluttershy a better author than you, Rares?

>>42641351
It's Sweetie Belle using Rarity's computer.

>>42641408
Aw, shit.
That jailbait rapist again.

>>42635497
Ye

surrender, anon

>>42641978
No. I’ll never let you rape me. I’ll die not fucking a horse like my father.

>>42641892
[THIS ANON DIDN'T EVEN GET TO FINISH THE WORD BEFORE FLUTTERSHY VIOLENTLY RAPED HIM WITH A STRAP-ON]

>>42642227
How tragic.

>>42641812
Yeah.
Neither of them.

>>42641978
You did it wrong Fluttershy. It’s
>You

>>42641538
I’d almost forgotten what a prominent rapist she used to be around here

>>42642900
Maybe you can see that I don't want anything to do with you now

>>42642900
My eyes are good though.

>>42642900
I mostly just need my glasses for reading fine print but I gotta say you look pretty adorable, Flutterbutter.

>>42643112
Thats what she wants to hear, fool.

>>42643112
>"But Darling, I wear glasses all the time and you never say I look adorable!"

>>42642900
I got lasik, seriously fuck glasses

>>42643397
"This place sucks, nobody hates me enough to feed off of."

>>42643397
Wow, you and everyone else in this world. Do you want a gold star?

>>42643397
Gigantic horse.

>>42643134
Good news. You'll never hear me say it.

>>42643397
>a moment earlier...

>>42643900
That Anon is a fool for sending any kind of pic to a pony.

>>42644135
He said it was an accident

>>42644400
It being a dick was the accident.

>>42644910
We’ve never been an item. Ever. Maybe, at one point many years ago, BEFORE you became a freak, we could’ve been friends. But now?
>Cunt punt for a 60 yard field goal

>>42644910
I think I’ll ignore it again this year.

>>42643900
>"Accidentally?"
"Yeah, I was trying to send it to your sister and I got your numbers mixed up."
>...
--------------------
>"Thank you for coming on such short notice Doctor."
>"Anonymous the human again, eh? What seems to be the problem this time?"
>"Worst case of sunburn ever, Doctor.

>>42645544
I hope the pictures were burnt too.

>>42646084
>Squash soup, my favorite condiment

>>42646151
Pocky’s not that bad.

>>42647213
t. pocky salesman

>King Sombra proposed sending 10 million mares to Earth during talks with top Earth envoy Anon. Y. Mous. in 2023, according to newly released documents.
>He first suggested sending 'thouands' of mares, but as an afterthought proposed '10 million', drawing laughter at the meeting, also attended by Premier Pistachio.
>Dr. Mous, who was President Kringle Krumpf's autism security advisor at the time, told Sombra that Murica had no 'quotas' or 'tariffs' for crystal mares, drawing more laughter.
>"Let them go to your world, they will create disasters. That way you can lessen our burdens." He said. "Do you want our mares? I can give you 10 million of them."
>Dr. Mous tried to highlight to Sombra the threat posed by the Equalist Union and other multiversal concerns of the era.
>But Sombra dragged the conversation back to the topic of crystal mares.

>>42647420
10 million mares one generation, 60 million the next, then 360, 2160 and by the fifth generation the human genome is fucking assimilated

>>42643900
>Celestia is at your door again

>>42647903
I think seems got the wrong house

>>42647903
I've seen this trick before. These mares have no originality.

>>42650018
Thank god she only hit the decoy bed.

>>42650018
Begone Horse!

Hurry get off page 10 before they see

>>42651571
>Throwing the thread to page 1

>6
>Again

>>42652553
It's like you're playing catch with yourself.

>>42652555
>"Why not play catch with the mare you marry?"

>>42652628
The mare I do what now?

>>42652628
I've seen how mares play Buckball. They can't catch balls.

>>42652812
She wants to play with your balls, Anon.

>"Hi!"
>"Welcome to page 6!"
>"Here we got all kinds of background mares that >rape!"

>>42652968
With hooves? Yeah, no.

>>42653788
Unfortunate

>>42653788
Any of them actually good at it?

>>42655336
>"...No."
>"Can I practice with you?"

>>42655376
Go practice with Bon Bon. So you'll be equally bad together.

>>42655585
That’ll show her

>>42656668
Just a quick boost before bed

Apparently there is a frog spammer…

So where is Discord in all of this?

>>42657427
>mind broken by frogs
Awww, to...my...biiiiiggest...fan~

>>42657427
What did the French do this time?

>>42657437
I just resent mindless cancer is all.

>>42657429
Depends on the story. Sometimes he helps Flutters.

>>42657450
Surrendered again because the thread reached pg9

>>42658542
They enjoy being raped.

Trixie rape is funny.

>"It'th okay, Anonymouth."
>"I'm not Flutterthy, my perthonal hygiene ith great."
>"You don't have to worry about mare thtink when I'm in ethtruth becauthe I took a thower."
>"Now kith me."

>>42658869
I’m gonna stop you right there I can’t understand a fucking word you’re saying.

>>42658869
"Flying through a cloud does not count as a shower."
>"Yuth undeursthand me!?"
"Yeah, Fluttershy tried that gimmick once."
>"My sptheech impedthimeunt isn't a gim-mick."
"That's all you're known for. You ain't the fast one, the leader, or the guy of the group. You're the one that talks weird."
>"You're an assth, Anon."

>>42658658
Shove a pine cone down her throat.

>>42658891
>"Thorry, Anonymouth, gueth you mutht have extheth earwaxth. Maybe I thould thpeak up a bit."
>"I wath trying to thay, BUCK ME THENTHELETH THEXTHY MONKEY!"

>>42660686
>https://youtu.be/clYE6NNOIoU

>they're each going to do something spooky and horrifying to you for Halloween
>you just have to survive to find out

>>42661411
I got a hockey mask for the situation. I'm sure they're going to love what happens next. Well, even if they don't, I will.

>Pg 8
Do you guys WANT to get raped?

>>42662504
I kinda feel bad for her here

You need to fuck Fluttershy.

>>42663428
Shut up Fluttershy.

>>42662504
>GENTLEMARES

Have sex with mares.

>>42663667
I literally just plapped Rarity

>>42663644
Shut up peetzer hoers.

>>42663667
My maresogyny is a product of you and every other nutcase mare's unwanted advances and literal fucking rape you demented yellow creep.

>>42663428
I don’t think I do

>>42663890
Amen brotha.

>>42663890
Fair statement

>>42662504
That might attract a dragon.

>>42663428
What if I killed her? That fuck her up.

>>42663672
>ur waifu & you

Jobbed again stupid horse lmao!

>>42666261
She fat!

>>42666698
Bird horses keep crashing into my window.

>>42666707
She NOT fat, she's just thicc!

>>42667279
That’s just fat with more letters

>>42667279
Fat horse with a thicc horn.

>>42666261
She's a big mare

>>42665608
>Anon goes somewhere many dragons live
>rolls the fattest cigarettes made up to that point
>smokes the fags all at once, chopping 5 years off his lifespan
>the mother of all catfights is waged by dragons fighting to add him to their personal hoard
>amidst all the chaos, the half-breed seizes the opportunity and steals Amon away
>Fuckin Eris, man

>>42669241
>steals Amon away
It's really lucky that Anon escaped those dragons.
Poor Amon though.

>>42669301
I hadn't noticed that typo, but honestly, the thought of the physical manifestation of chaos stealing the god of creation in a literal fire fight is fucking hilarious to me

>>42669230
>>42669230
>>42669230
>>42669230

>>42669316
He had it coming.

>>42669497
She is BEAUTIFUL!

>>42670326
She’s a cow!

>>42669316
>the physical manifestation of chaos stealing the god of creation in a literal fire fight is fucking hilarious to me
If he can't stop Eris, who can?

>>42670596
A chicken.

>>42669241
Yup, she be like that.

>>42671123
dear god...

>"Human rights?"
>"OH! Ohohohohohhoooh!"
>"Ohhh, oh my. Hm-hm~."
>"Oh goodness no."
>"Now, get undressed."

>>42671453
>throws a sock at her

>>42671494
You were nice to her, it wasn't a plastic bag this time.

>>42671648
>T. Never had a good cigar

>Keep her in there?
>let her out?

>Pg 7
Niggas literally asking for it out here

>>42673332
Some anons just like to live dangerously

>>42673444
He doesn’t have much of a choice.

>>42674221
Well you aren’t wrong

>>42671648
cigarettes are disgusting and for faggots
cigars are tolerable and for politicians and businessmen
pipe smoking is admirable and for distinguished gentlemen and gentlemares

>>42675702
Dragons probably think they’re cute.

>>42675702
Love a good pipe.
Cavendish smells so nice.

>>42672422
She can't break herself out?

>>42677577
She probably can, it’s most likely a trap to get your guard down

>>42679471
hold up i didn't know she had crotch tiddies this wasn't discussed.

Page 9. This is not good, gentlemen.

>>42679599
>Are crotchboobs your fetish?

>>42679599
They’re fake.

>>42679876
n-no

>>42679876
Keep stuffing plastics pieces into yourself. Makes you look like a mass produced toy.

>>42679818
Yeah.
You want Eris?
Because that's how you get Eris!

>You, you’re hotter than a cherry on a sundae yet
>Bet every bit dad’s a model but you’re better yet
>Just 21 out on the run and turning every head
>Your body’s built just like a weapon and you’re using it.
>But Tyrek can hear you when you say...
>C’MON AND GET UP
>Get up
>MOVE YOU BODY, USE YOURBODY!
>LOSE CONTROL!
>Rub it right up
>Back up
>Against my body
>Take my body; make it yours
>So get up
>WE'RE GONNA LIGHT THIS ROOM ON FIRE!
>YEAH YOU AND I ARE GONNA BURN IT UP TONIGHT!
>So get up!
>THE TWO OF US ARE GONNA FUEL THIS FIRE!
>NO WAY IN TARTARUS ARE WE SLOWIN DOWN TONIGHT!

>>42681901
Curse this vile pony. I almost liked her for a second there.

>The audience explodes in cheers.
>Your vision faded in and out as you were dragged to the center of the ring after being slammed in the head with a steel chair.
>The announcers go insane.
>"BAH GAWD, LYRA! Celestia has just dragged Anon, over 200 hundred pounds of humanity to the center of the ring like he was a rag doll!"
>"Shes gonna go for the Sun Drop, Bonbon!"
>Celestia, at the top of the ring, raises her forelegs, sending the audience into an uproar.
>She leaps from the top of the ring and lands directly on you, making you hack up spit and blood.
>"Oh-oh my god, BonBon! Celestia just got the perfect finisher!"
>"BAH GAWD! That man doesn't have a family!"
>"Hes gonna have one after tonight, Bonbon!"
>Celestia lays across you, lifting your leg for the pin.
>Referee guard number 3654 quickly slides to the center of the ring and slaps the ring three times, the audience counting alongside the slaps.
>The bell rings and Celestia jumps for joy in triumph as her theme song plays to the sound of thunderous applause. https://youtu.be/DMdqsS0a9tY?si=5jRiFEmhxYDaXJjL
>"I can't believe it, Lyra! Princess Celestia, has finally done it! Shes subdued the human and is going to make him her new husbando!"
>"I can't beleive it ethier, Bonbon! Call the press! Call the fire department, its getting too hot!"
>You lie drifting in and out there in the ring, as Celestia circles her prize.
>Without warning, she straddles your face, her raw, fat flanks inches above you.
>"Oh no, Bonbon! Celestia's gonna hit him with the Sun Spot!"
>"What the hell is this!? I thought the match was over!"
>Celestia smothers your face in her fat booty.
>Gyrating her hips and suffocating you in her musk mare scent.
>Just then, the speakers in the arena began blaring a particular song...
>https://youtu.be/FhO_jnKl4pk?si=Jq2Q9Ox3R-wIVCw5
>Princess Cadence comes running out from the entryway, sprinting down the runway and sliding into the ring.
>She tackles Celestia to the ring and begins lighting her up with hits to the head.
>"LOOK AT THIS, LYRA! Celestia's Summer-rape Slam opponent wants vengeance for last Sunday!"
>"What the hell is this!? Get some referees out here, the match is over!"
>"I don't think they want any of this, Bonbon!"
>Celestia and Cadence are too busy clobbering each other to notice the lights in the arena dim.
>"Oh what the hell now, Lyra?"
>"I dunno, Bonbon, maybe they forgot to pay the electric bill!"
>The entire arena is covered by a veil of darkness, the only thing piercing through the audience frantic cheers was the sound of a bell...
>A thin beam of light, followed by mists and lightning animation in the jumbo-tron, coupled with a foreboding theme.

>>42682516
>https://youtu.be/jya2eBCDcW0?si=GiwO7-hea_-cj4mY
>"Oh no... Lyra, could it be?"
>"I think it is, Bonbon!"
>Another bell sound rings out, followed by a thunderclap and a dark guitar riff with an organ begins to saturate the arena in a veil of shadow and despair as Princess Luna slowly walks down the aisle...
>Cadence and Celestia huddle in the corner of the run, frightened as Luna enters the ring.
>The darkness dissipate as the lights return.
>Cadence attempts to run.
>To no avail, and much to the audience's splendor.
>"OH NO! PRINCESS LUNAS GOT CADENCE BY THE THROAT! Could it be!?"
>Luna raises Cadence off her hooves and into the air, bringing her back down with such force that she crashes through the ring.
>"CHOKE SLAM!! LUNA HIT CADENCE WITH THE CHOKE SLAM!!"
>The audience goes ape-shit as Luna slowly turns her gaze towards Celestia, who rises back to her hooves.
>"W-what're we about to see, Lyra?"
>"Its a long time comin', Bonbon! A rivalry over a thousand years in the making!"
>Celestia, worn out from her match and from Cadence's assault, was no match for her sister.
>She leaps for an attack, but is caught mid-air and raised off her hooves, and unceremoniously brought down straight through the ring much like Cadence.
>The audience is practically blowing the roof off the stadium as Luna eyes you, attempting to crawl away as you regain consciousness.
>"Lunas has her gaze fixated on Anon, Lyra!"
>"Hes in for it now, Bonbon! He shouldn't have denied her!"
>Luna slow walks over to you, easily lifting you from the ring and over the ropes as she walks you backstage, her theme music playing as the audience cheers.
>"I can't believe what we just witnessed, Bonbon!"
>"Truly a great moment on rape-entertainment! Never a dull moment here, on Monday Night Rape!"

>>42682528
>Anon watching this on his tv.
"This show has gone to shit. Where was the build up!? Anon barely did anything."

>>42681901
>Anon watches Dash sing to his house.
>She doesn't know that you're not home.
>Turn around and go back into town.

>>42682566
>Anon sitting there watching wrestling

>>42681730
Well she’s supposed to show up on 7 or whatever but she’s been lazy

>>42683870
Fuck off yellowrat. I know this is your post.
>>42682516
>>42682528
You'd think by now Anon would've started hitting up the gym and taking some self defense classes. Has to get old getting thrown around like a ragdoll by these horny whorses.

>>42682528
Good stuff anon

>>42683870
Get real Flutters. I ain't touching you.

>>42683975
Maybe she got turned into a rock again.

Be wary of mares who only showed up in one episode
They're secretly the most dangerous

>>42685712
There are quite a few one shot mares.

>>42685568
That’s just what she wants you to think

>>42687234
>she still tries to rape (You)

>>42687236
She'll get the same result as normal Fluttershy. Kicked out my house.

>>42685712
She looks confused about what they see in the green guy.

Get the hell off of Page 8 before they see!
Good God!
Do (You) want to get MILF’d?

>mare rapes (You)
>https://derpibooru.org/images/3443171

>Condense kidnaps and drops you in the middle of sparsely populated appul country
>Two years later

>>42690040
That's why you don't stay in Apple country.

Stock up on antidotes and avoid getting bit this season anons. Rumor has it those ponies can spread the virus and turn you into one of them.

>>42690394
Wouldn't Fluttershy not want that to happen?

>>42690394
Ant rapist

>>42689977
That looks really off.

>>42689977
Gross. Horrible. Disgusting. KYS.

>>42687234
She's wetting my hand. Gross.

>>42693213
Sounds about right

>>42693811
Beware the sun horse.

>>42692791
>Gross. Horrible. Disgusting. KYS.
Second.

>>42695209
That’s fucked

so anons what's the plan for NNN next month?
you did remember to reinforce your doors and windows, RIGHT anon?

>>42696013
How do we keep the mist ability that Luna has out?

>almost nightmare night
>this is lurking in a dark corner of your bedroom

I will show every horse the light of God.

>>42696840
>https://derpibooru.org/images/2736180

We can't stop here.
This is bat country.

>>42693811
Away with you temptress

>>42696932
>>42696958
The Lord will protect me!

>>42697289
>https://derpibooru.org/images/2577909

>>42697468
You gotta use that shotgun dude.

>>42696937
>You briefly see Fluttershy dressed as a antebellum southern gentleman within a barn
>A black guy desperately scrambles out the open doors, only for you to hear the crack of a whip in the dark before he gets dragged screaming back in

>Pg 9
>She stole your dick
Way to go.

fluttershy rape

Rainbow Dash

Rarity

Twilight Sparkle

Pinkie Pie

>>42698558
Does not rape.

>>42698449
Now she's going to do lewd things with it at awkward moments.
Good luck with that job interview.