A lying lesbian unicorn radio DJ was teaching a class on Littlepip, known raider.
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Pip and accept that she was the greatest hero in Equestria, even greater than Twilight Sparkle!”
At this moment, a brave, loyal, cybernetically-enhanced Red Eye soldier who had served in 1500 slave raids and understood the necessity of sacrifice and fully supported all military decision made by Captain Stern stood up and held up an explosive collar.
”How old is this collar, pinhead?”
The arrogant DJ smirked quite alicornishly and smugly replied “over 200 years, you stupid slaver”
”Correct. Which means it is part of Equestria, which we must strive to rebuild every day”
The unicorn was visibly shaken, and dropped her copy of the Book of Littlepip. She stormed out of the room crying those NCR radigator tears. The same tears ponies cry for the "slaves" of Philadelphia, who today live in such luxury that many can afford memory orbs! There is no doubt that at this point our DJ, Homage, wished she had her lesbian marefriend to pity-fuck, but she herself had already trapped Littlepip in the SPP control tower!
The students applauded and pledged to serve Master Red Eye that day. A pegasus named Murky Number Seven flew into the room and shed tears as he was rightfully re-enslaved. "Red Eye did nothing wrong" was recited several times, and Red Eye himself showed up and promised freedom for those who survived seven rounds in The Pit.
The DJ was evicted from Tenpony Tower the next day. She died of radiation poisoning and was tossed into the vats of taint to join the Unity for all eternity.