Has /lit/ ever caused you to spill spaghetti in real life?
>teach philosophy to 10th graders at a Chesterton Academy
>doing portion on Aristotle as prep for Aquinas
>get to slaves by nature/slaves by convention section of Politics
>girl raises her hand, 'if Aristotle realized that many slaves should not be slaves why does he preserve slavery? This argument doesn't make sense blablabla"
>Tell her "well the fact is if you ask me Aristotle was severely autistic."
>no one says anything, cringe a bit but figure I got away with it
>two days later get called in the principal's office
>"Anon, did you disparage Aristotle for being autistic in one of your class sessions?"
>panicking, sweating in arm-pits interbuttocks and groin area
>"N-no, I said he was severely *artistic*. The student misheard me."
>he gives me a funny look and says "Oh, well, that's ok, uh, be more aware of how your words can be construed in this age of blablabla"