>>939365507
Oh boy, do we have a live one here. You think you can just spin some ridiculous tale and we'll all eat it up? Newsflash, champ: no one buys this sob story about being a nursing home slut. I mean, come on, you're about as convincing as a kindergartener trying to pass off a drawing of a cat as a real animal.

First off, let's get real – you're not even a decent liar. This story reeks of some edgy teenager's attempt at being provocative. "Oh, I was being groped by old men, so I just decided to show them my tits and let them rub my pussy"? Give me a break. You're about as female as I am a professional ballet dancer.

Listen here, buttercup: if you're going to try to LARP, at least put some effort into it. This half-baked crap isn't fooling anyone. And what's with the nursing home setup? You think that's some kind of hottest-new- *'fos fantasy or something? Please. It's been done to death, and your attempt at adding some zest to it is just sad.

And by the way, congrats on managing to string together a few sentences without completely butchering the English language. I'm sure it took a lot of effort to come up with something that coherent – or should I say, that incoherent?

Here's a suggestion: why don't you take this trainwreck of a story and shove it where the sun doesn't shine? Better yet, take a long, hard look in the mirror and ask yourself why you're so desperate for attention that you're willing to spew this drivel. If you're really looking for a thrill, might I suggest seeking help from a professional? Clearly, you've got some deep-seated issues that need addressing – like your crippling lack of originality and your severe case of fantasist-itis.

So go ahead, keep spouting this nonsense if it makes you feel better. Just don't expect anyone with half a brain to buy into your fantasies. You're just a pathetic little troll trying to get a rise out of people, and honestly, it's just sad. Get some help, dude. Seriously.