>>95881554
>>95883754
hinduism seems like a giant prank played on benighted jeets by actual demonic entities
>lmao drink cow urine you stupid poos
>jej wipe cow dung on your bodies to heal your injuries
>forcefully marry and then rape your daughter to purify your bloodline
>cow anuses have healing properties! no, seriously bro, honest injun! wipe that dung on your face! eat that bovine sphincter!!!
>struck by lightning? bit by a snake? cover yourself in cow dung (lol) and just wait until you're healed
>see a deformed street urchin? karma means they deserve their suffering! piss on them, shit on them, and rape them if they're female!
>scamming? cheating? stealing? do it to your fellow humans, but remember to honor us, your pantheon!