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Wrong God the Father is Karl Pilkington
>Charlie stares up at the massive round object peering through a hole in existence.
>"But how! How can you blame humans for being so violent if you made them!"
>The Lord Almighty sighs with an expression more suitable to a hound dog than the creator of the universe.
>"Alright listen... I didn't mean that. when I was making the animals and that. I had to make sure the ones that ate meet had a killyness in their brains so they could eat. Humans had bigger brains so it just had more room to grow."
>Charlie pauses shocked by the answer and the fact he used 'Killyness' to describe the innate proclivity towards violence
>"What?"
>God becomes mildly irritated
>"Look. A weasel got a tiny brain, all the killing n' that can't spread far because the rest of it's for breathing. Humans have loads of space
>"So are you saying that evil spreads or..?"
>"No I'm saying I should've given the rest of your brains more to do. That way they wouldn't have time to faff about causing wars instead of making problem proof radiators!"