>"Spike! Where have you been? I was sorting out books on shelves from F to H, and I really was hoping you will help me out."
>"Well, I didn't ask you beforehand, cause I thought it was obvious you should give me a hand!"
>"After all, it was you who put "Hazardous aspects of teleportation magic, volume two" next to "Ethereal navigation manual", wasn't it?
>"Yeah, you put it there, because you were sooo in hurry to visit Rarity."
>"No, I couldn't just put the book where it belongs! I had to check that every other books on those shelves were ordered!"
>"And since I already started, there is no reason not to sort other shelves. Come on, we have a lot of work to do."
>"What? You need to go somewhere again? Going to Rarity again I suppose, huh?"
>"Very well! Sometimes I wonder what is the point of having you as my "Number One Assistant" when said assistant isn't around when I need him"
>"No, I cannot join you, I have a dozen of bookcases to sort out. Sure, say hello to Rarity for me."
>door creaks
>"Sigh"