>>64445831
Five years ago, I lost thirty thousand red tubes in the blink of an eye, and Alex Linx just fuckin' fucked. Tomorrow, there will be no shortage of demons, no shortage of gooning them away. I know you understand.
Five years ago, I bought thirty thousand guns in the blink of an eye, and my credit card just fuckin' exploded. Tomorrow, there will be no shortage of Credova, no shortage of Sezzle. I know you understand my credit situation.
Five years ago, I lost thirty thousand fudds in the blink of an eye, and the world just fuckin' watched. Tomorrow, there will be no shortage of regret, no shortage of going back to the M4 Carbine but with a new handguard and a polymer 1911 as the new sidearm. I know you understand.
>>64381684
Five years ago, I ate thirty thousand servings of Bagram eggs in the blink of an eye, and the world just fuckin' watched. Tomorrow, there will be no shortage of volunteers, no shortage of actual Muslim pee. I know you understand flavor.