Alright you two, Smel & Sight, but I'll just call you SS - Schutzstaffel, tell me a little about yourselves, your backgrounds, so I know if to call you chucklefucks or actual useful magical unicorn-like creatures. You are magical, right?
>>42448156
... you better not be susceptile to corruption... or hell go and be, I'll just purify you later.

If I roll under 10 I'm a human, if I roll above 10 I'm a unicorn commander.

Congratulations kid, we're going on a little field trip. Princess Moonbutt messed up a curse 3000 years ago and I need to go on a little errand correct it. Fetch some health potions for yourselves. I'm already packed with the scroll, spell and magical lantern artifact.
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/573755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUcyinyU9ww