I want:
>$90 price, $40 season pass that includes 2 hours of side-story and 9 outfits released over 12 months
>$120 special edition comes with 3-day early access, online artbook and streaming-only OST in the Square Enix app
>mini-quests locked behind several different Japan-only retailers, regular region-locked item codes and promotions
>all menus accessed through in-game pseudo-smartphone device, help menu automatically opens an external web browser
>mandatory square enix account login to play, zero online features, regular undocumented gameplay patches
>maximum 1080p native resolution with AI upscaling, forced 50hz vsync, anti-piracy software that gives your computer aids
>1 year delay on English localization done by AI and deranged twitter activists that hate everything

Monster recruiting would be cool too, I liked that in V

Dragon Quest did it better