>>515617217
1) have a hidey hole i prepared and wait literally an entire 30 days inside hidey hole to literally evade everything.

2) Remotely turn on my cell phone which is taped under the seat of a greyhound bus heading to New Hampshire. Turn it on and off a few times scattered over days to create a breadtrail in the opposite direction

3) Entire time in hidey hole, survive on nothing but giant tubs of ice cream and pizza to gain 50 lbs fast. I would have preplanned facial hair and appearance but lets just say i changed all that.

4) Bus it down to Phoenix, get a local ride via craigslist or something into Mexico, they dont even stop you from entering. Whores cost $40. but you might skip on the whores after you find out they were kidnapped in central mexico and are working under duress, but you're a leftists so probably not

5) kill myself because thats what leftists should do

5) ???

6) profit