To whoever gave me the advice in a previous thread to "Play Calico like a cat" I really took it to heart and have been having a lot of fun

I'm complete shit and still haven't had that dream hyper-carry stealth assassin game yet but darting in and out of fights to pick off lone targets running away or denying jungle camps has been extremely fun. I've been getting a big kick out of Arcane Surge dash-jumping and then throwing bombs and running away, can chunk people and comes back on cooldown fast enough that if somebody chases they can get blasted again

I can confirm, was raised by a single mom and I have been a pussy miserable coward my entire life, didn't help that I had an older sister too who would constantly run and snitch on me any time I did anything on my own then get henpecked by the two harpies.
I have a feeling that it's because they don't want to raise a self sufficient man, they want to raise a pet to keep around and keep them from being bored and lonely.
But whatever I just decided that I'll just fleece her for whatever she's worth while playing games and jerking off, then when she croaks I'm selling the house and gonna spend the rest of my time with prostitutes in asia. I'd also add that henpecking single mothers that want to raise their sons like their little pugs are of course cancer, but fuck the dads too that just let it happen, my retarded nigger ass dad just had to be an alcoholic and die before I was even 3 years old. Scummy scum all around, they don't deserve their genes to survive anyways.