potus: drug companies will pay you to "buy" their products
vpotus: imma get to the bottom of ufos in my spare time

... hm...eh....hmmm... dear mr putin, *ahem* please for the love of god strap them nukes to goddamn mules if you have to and get those mother fuckers to dc asap! please and thank you. namaste

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzQhjfLxKOE