Hey jitterbugs, did ya hear the all the jive?
>What's the news, friend?
Pone-o-graph's, by gadfrey! They're the bees knees!
>Hey, that's a swell model! That white coat and blue mane are real spiffy, too! Hon', put a record on!
>[Confused Vinyl blink]
Slice of PiE (but set in the 1920's)

You know what, I'm just going to say it's funny you're having this episode now and not when the thread was inundated with dick, dick, dick.