>friends play pushed slop piles like dragons and artifacts
>decide I've had enough of getting my shit pushed in by a horde of 7/7s on turn 4
>build comfy chungus with a bunch of cheap creatures and anthems
>drop it at the next game
>everyone looking at it
>them: "Oh, so, you're going for bear tribal...?"
>me, realizing they don't understand the fine print: "Yes."
>play game
>kudo out with protection
>first 5/5 hits the board t3 with haste
>friend 1: "Well Friend 2 is running dragons so I gotta hit him before he gets going."
>attack goes through
>friend 2 -5's himself
>me: "No, you only take 2 damage."
>every else: "WTF do you mean?"
>tell them to read the card
>they do still not understanding
>Friend 1: "Yeah other creatures you control are bears..."
>make them read it aloud
>finally dawns on them

Even with protection Kudo got removed 4 times that game but I still got second even after being archenemied. It was a moral victory.