I unironically don't know how to write a SI story, I've spent my entire life styling myself as the Greek Chorus when engaging with fiction. Even when playing video games and RPGs with character makers, I just create a character I believe will be best suited to tell an interesting story, and that's usually fully divorced from any of my own traits.

I tabbed out for like twenty minutes and I have an image attached to this post, and I have absolutely no fucking memory of what it was.