Lanolin the Sheep? You mean the glorified secretary from the Evan Stanley coloring book? Jesus Christ. You want to know how she's a disgrace to what SatAM characters were supposed to represent? Buddy, she's the goddamn poster child for everything wrong with the post-Naka era.

Let's get one thing straight: The Knothole Freedom Fighters were a goddamn guerrilla resistance. They were dirty, they were desperate, they were fighting a war against a tyrant from the shadows. Sally Acorn was a princess-turned-strategist, a field commander, the perfect "Nega Sonic." She was the motherly, knows-best authority ("mommy dommy," if you will) that provided the perfect counterbalance to Sonic's pure, chaotic, American rebellious energy. She was a LEADER forged in fire.

And what is Lanolin? She's a fucking middle-manager. A bureaucrat. She "leads" a "team" in the "Restoration." The whole concept is neutered, corporate garbage. It's not a rebellion; it's a goddamn government cleanup crew. Lanolin is the person who makes sure you've filled out your T-47 forms in triplicate before you're allowed to go fight a Badnik. She is the HR department of the Freedom Fighters. She is the antithesis of the entire SatAM spirit.