I want a wrasslin' rpg. It's a regular old fantasy rpg except the main character(me) is a jacked 6'9 mmmmbadass with 20 inch pythons(all natty of course courtesy of saying prayers and eating vitamins) who doesn't use any weapons or armor but instead uses wrestling moves to fuck people up. I want to frog splash an orc. I want to suplex city a goblin. I want to naked camel clutch a female goblin. I want to drop kick a dragon. I want my own personal bard (half naked drow elf valet) performing my entrance theme every boss fight.
