>>21522971
I had real food poisoning, kind that I probably should’ve gone to the doctor for. I had never heard that raw kidney beans were deadly poisonous and I was testing my beans doneness by trying one here and there as they cooked, didn’t take more than a dozen or so to keep me bedridden for a week and always within 10 seconds of a toilet. I was shitting the bed in my sleep, shitting straight liquid and acid without a hint of solids, I was bleeding into the toilet from the acid burns what with how frequently this was happening. Unironically had to wear adult diapers to make it through the night. I really should’ve seen a doctor but I’m American and figured all they’d do is pump the stomach and it was clearly pumping itself. Came out of like 12 lbs lighter and a disgust for the taste and smell of tarragon that lasted a few years. Ever since I can’t help but get miffed when I hear people complain about gas or cramps and calling it food poisoning.