I was driving home in a snowstorm about 10 years ago and visibility was horrible. I turned off the highway thinking it was the right road but it was just a lawn for some business and I ended up driving over their planters, parking lot, a small sign, and between the giant metal posts of a bigger sign. I absolutely FUCKED UP their shit, but luckily I was able to get back onto the road and make my turn off. I made it home OK and never told anyone about it until now. I trust you'll keep this between the two of us.