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Any photog cucks in here? is this really the only choice available if I want a small camera, small lens, with a natural image quality that isn't complete DOG SHIT (a.k.a. sony / fuji)

Is the cost of these basic requirements really $10k+ ? Should I just become a film cuck and get some 70 year old Leica and some moldy shit filled Vietnam era war lenses?

What is the point of the digital revolution of the last 30 years if it takes the cost of a down payment on a house to match the same size and weight of centuries old technology?

i’m only 25. practically a kid

I love booba bros

everything i post here is a random thought i think will annoy someone, get me a (You), or makes me giggle just to make the post

too skinny

>>214045790
well I hate the song and the band so I can't be faulted for spelling it wrong

20 YEARS IN /CUM/ AND NOT A FUCKING PEEP

>>214045952
nice

>>214045965
All ladyfish are skinny

who put my can of sardines in the fridge WTF

i wish i had a big dirty harry revolver so i could threaten to blow peoples heads off

>>214046070
the oil will be nice and congealed now, like axle grease squishing between your teeth

chuck e cheese solved pizza

LETS GOOO

>>214045957
same but people hate me for some reason

>>214046143
My dad told me he never regretted having kids until he took us to Chuck E. Cheese

Passport came back from the Russian embassy today and I successfully got a 2 year tourist visa to visit Russia. Applied for 3 years, idk why they only gave me 2.

>>214045957
Same but I tend to keep it absurd enough that it's lighthearted and comes off as teasing or obvious trolling
Sometimes people still get mad though. Sometimes I get a essay reply and feel really bad

Straight shota is japan's best invention. There is not enough straight shota content, all pedophiles only wanna know about lolis or gay shotas. TRVE fans of helpless defenseless little boys being pleased by voluptuous mature women get only the crumbs of their feast. There is so little of it I started looking at furry straight shota to have a bigger sample, but even so it still pales in comparison to lolis and gay shota

My pussy is wet

>>214046526
nigga what?

I was driving home in a snowstorm about 10 years ago and visibility was horrible. I turned off the highway thinking it was the right road but it was just a lawn for some business and I ended up driving over their planters, parking lot, a small sign, and between the giant metal posts of a bigger sign. I absolutely FUCKED UP their shit, but luckily I was able to get back onto the road and make my turn off. I made it home OK and never told anyone about it until now. I trust you'll keep this between the two of us.

>>214046494
that's a high slop per month (SPM)

My breckfest

if I was a /fit/ janny it would be such a good board
I would even theoretically do it for free

This nigga eating chicken nuggers with a spoon

Pizza day tomorrow can I get a hell yeah?

>>214047081
That's a fork stupid chicano

nothing slips past you guys

>>214047142
>That's a fork
lmao, oh yeah?

in the future everyone will have wheels implanted in their arms legs and torso they they can extend to roll around at high speed wherever, whenever
it's gonna be insane

Guess you lames don't care about pizza day

who is that jeet quoting

>>214047406
You

I don't pretend. I am a literal retard.

Made steak and chicken case-ideas

>>214047424
based retardmaxxer

actually instead of a wheel on your stomach, there'll be giant spring so you can jump.
it'll basically be like luging, but instead of lying on your back on a sled, you'll be lying on your stomach with wheels in your limbs. the infrastructure will be completely based around this system of movement on land, the spring on your torso will be for emergencies when you need to jump out of the way so you don't get hit

It's over. My gaming PC is stuck in the city of Purolator.

I fucked this bitch in e3 2013

>>214047762
Proof

That must be jelly cuz jam don't shake like that

>Girl said I remind her of Niko Bellic
What does this mean?

Good morning. I stopped using (((shampoo))) and my gamermane is very greasy.

cummypies, im drinking covfefe

afternoon /cum/ is the worst /cum/, it's like 98% shitposts and not even entertaining ones.

One of the reasons why blacks dominate in sports is cause the temperature is to their benefit. If you lowered the average temperature in NBA games to 60 degrees whites would dominate

>>214048272
Basketball is a shit sport

Dubs and I skip kickboxing today

Doing my gacha dailies

people who compare morning /cum/ to afternoon/cum/ to late night /cum/ are the most jobless retards ever

>>214048326
last night and early morning /cum/ is the best

I'm fully jobless, so I guess that makes me the "most" jobless.

I guess it goes both ways

>>214048484
Yeah we should all just get along

>>214048395
the most jobless would be someone who's never had a job or even "done a" job in their life

>>214048562
Well I've never been officially employed but I've done day labor a handful of times I guess.

The face I make when Southerners talk about the South.

are there any cool neets in this thread

>>214048680
Jason is the coolest

>>214048680
bully anon considers me to be cool

lol Jason desperate for attention again

Have you ever had an urinary tract infection?

>>214048819
no

>>214048711
I was checking the news and hentai, I didn't even post that.

>>214048819
Yes, once as a kid. It hurt quite a bit and I drank a lot of cranberry juice and eventually it went away

i put on a cock-ring, my shaft and cockhead were like a rock

A bunch of ching chongs with an Ontario license plate at the beach

democRATS

demonRATS

>>214048862
nice famiry vacation

>>214048725
those hats are heckin' cool, i always wanted to look like one-a-dem peaky fookin blinders.

there's literally nothing wrong with being a male Democrat

I'm a democrat, of course I'm wealthy, successful, and the envy of everyone around me.

I want a burger

There’s literally nothing wrong with being an anarcho-primitivist

>>214048908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZT97zN5jp0&ab_channel=PeakyBlindersSquad

Don't let your dreams be dreams

democrat party is the liberal woman party

>>214049030
That looks good
Did you make that

>>214049030
Well done, looks like a solid 8.5/10 burger.

>>214048968
my dad is a democrat

>>214049030
>(((lettuce)))
>no bacon
>no egg

Does this actually happen?

30c at the gym cooking my ass off sweating lifting super hard and i didnt wait long enough after eating, i'm super pooped

>>214049030
Looks good

>>214049167
I love breakfast burgers, but they aren't the default burger, so you can't shame a burger for not having bacon and egg

>>214049073
yes
thanks
>>214049119
thanks bro

>>214049197
no

>>214049197
>deranged Eurocuck posts disgusting race bait cuckold shit

ebin trole mane

>>214049197
I choose not to watch your webm.

>>214049252
jasonesque

>>214049256
Ok

drinkin coffee
about to poo

>>214049305
are you south asian?

finna make a few adjustments to my cum filter

>>214049345
He's Guyanese

>>214049332
at this hour?
at this time of the month?
at this point in the year?
couldn't be me.

>>214049240
They're the default to me.

>>214049345
he's not white, that much is true.

i drank coffee and had a mega poo in the morning already

>>214049349
same

imagine being a brazillion trust fund baby who sits on 4chan all day posting about drinking and shitting and literally doing nothing else in life

some guys have all the luck.

>>214045891 (OP)
There's something fishy about this foto. Can't say what, tho.

>>214049357
>Demographics as of 2012 are Indo-Guyanese 39.8%
grim

>>214045891 (OP)
how do people rank her face iyc?

>>214049224
I appreciate that coming from americans

Mailed a money order for probation. If I don't break any rules I can get off in under a year

>>214049413
i'm lower middle class, there is no trust fund

>>214049448
Balkan pipo know how to cook meat

just poo'd

There is nothing wrong with food from 7 Eleven

>>214045481
/cum/ and /brit/ are similar due to the fact our founders FK and Jason are of Saxon and Angles descent respectively

>>214049470
then you should be working nonstop to get yourself out of that position so your kids can be professional nepo baby shitposters.

>>214049483
Yeah those are pretty good. Ate 10 big ones at a Monastery 2 weeks ago,

>>214049345
I'm white American from Florida

>>214049563
i'll never have sex in my life, the good thing about that is that it means i dont need to do anything i can just be like this for the rest of my life if i wanted to

These are all legal btw.

Made it to the top of some dumpy old logging road but there were aome pretty cool spots. Also some single track I was totally not expecting at the top, was quite fun

>>214049305
I didn't know Poland has that many fatherless homes

>>214049559
really depends on the store. i've been in dogshit 7/11s that made me feel unsafe, and in very nice 7/11s where i'd be fine with their food.

>>214049435
i'd give her a 7

>>214049602
what is the point of you existing then?

>>214049604
wow, i'm learning this today

>>214049607
Great view bro

>>214049633
there's no point of anyone existing

>>214049607
cool

>>214049633
is he really walking like that outside

>>214049435
she looks like a garden gnome. 4/10.

>>214049645
*Hugs* I wish I could hang out with you irl

In your opinion, what's the ugliest font? I'm making a PowerPoint presentation for work and I want to make an intentionally ugly version to scare my colleague. I made one that I feel is good, the copy is just for a prank.

>>214049677
to this day idk how anyone would notice that spoon is shopped in

>>214049645
to procreate
>>214049673
i don't see an issue here, Bob and I regularly go for walks around Manhattan when the sun's shining.

>>214049701
ooh its from that movie

>>214049720
movie? that's just Bob and Al hangin out like chums do

>>>/r9k/82258807
My thread is popping off

>>214049691
it will depend on the word processor that you use, Word doesn't have the same as LibreOffice or visa versa, but there are many that you can download.
https://fontmeme.com/fonts/skratchy-skrape-font/

I've finally moved past the point where I'm just fat and not fit, and onto the part where I've got good muscle mass but still some fat to cut. Going to try stabilize around 180lbs, I'm 5'10" so this should give me a good balance where I'm not ottermode or flabby man.

>>214049770
Good for you man

i’m the last gay samurai

>>214049614
The one I work next to (it’s one of ‘em 7-Eleven branded gas station)is really nice so my view is probably very biased
Haven’t been to one in a nonwhite part of the neighborhood in a while

Where the white supremacists with hispanic last names living in towns with hispanic names at?

>>214049927
hahah yeahhhh ehhh man LA RAZZZAAAAA we built America ese you oweee uss you are all hypocritessss let us in to your country nowwwww

>>214049927
dunno

>>214049751
Word, here's some fonts I figure might fit my need. I don't want to use Comic Sans, that's the most obviously bad font

my mentally retarded neighbor always wants me to go over and turn on his tv for him. he bangs on my door as loud as he can, screams my name super loud over and over again until i answer the door lol. then he's like "MY TV! ARGHH!! I like to call you in these situations."

he knows how to turn on his tv, he just wants attention. he's like 60+ years old and has had the same tv for decades, he knows exactly how to use it. at first he kept putting the tv on the wrong input 2-3 times a week for about a month. then one day he asked me what i think is going on with the tv. i told him how the input works, he tried to interrupt me like "YEAH I KNOW HOW IT WORKS" while i was explaining it. then i said idk if hes doing it himself or if the control is messed up and he and quickly changed the subject which i thought was odd since he rarely changes subjects.

and ever since i said that instead of doing the input button he just wants me to go on and turn it on for him.

>>214049977
he's gonna stab you in the neck with a steak knife one of these days

>>214049970
of these options i hate juice the most

>>214049927
My great grandpa was a commie but he killed a lot of commies.

>>214049977
We named them after Spanish missions, you niggers built nothing

>>214050016
>commie but he killed a lot of commies.
perhaps the only redeeming quality about commies is they often devour themselves and one another

>>214050005
>he's gonna stab you in the neck with a steak knife one of these days
he actually did threaten his mom with a knife one day during a fight. and he likes to get behind me a lot. i never let him get behind me i always keep an eye on him when im in his house lol.

>>214050039
yeah I was disappointed at first but then I thought its based akshualy

>>214050093
jesus christ dude STOP going in there, you're gonna end up on one of those police bodycam Youtube channels.

I like when cops beat and kill people who break laws
I think not breaking any laws is easy and not a unreasonable request to make of others

I’d never willingly interact with a retard

>>214050184
you interact with me everyday thoever

Crazy how just a couple hundred years ago, Japan had a manly and wise warrior culture, and now they watch cartoons, listen to j pop and don't have sex.

>>214050184
its really annoying dealing with him, he's a nightmare. always freaking out about something you never know what mood he's going to be in. and he's a pathological liar. he tried to attack my dad once and i grabbed him by the shirt and pushed him back into his house and started screaming and grabbed a chair in his house and threw it then said "LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DOOOO ARGHHH!!!" and i just closed the door on him lol

>>214049953
I promise u none of us Latinos want to move to ur failed economic zone, we’re just reclaiming aztlan and more

>>214050016
My great grandpa got shot by Germans at the Battle of the Bulge survived
My other great grandpa killed numerous Japanese men since he manned an anti-aircraft gun (or something like that) he was at Pearl Harbor and the Battle of the Coral Sea

>>214050220
why not just say eighty years ago, it's true and sounds even stranger

>>214049305
i've only seen porn actresses wear that style of glasses

>>214050274
Weren't they already pretty cucked by then

>>214050246
Just don’t go over you buffoon

>>214050298
uh well i guess the war had just ended in august right, so technically yes
so i mean eight years and a few months

>>214050247
>reclaiming

Pretty sure America fought a war against you guys and defeated you, hence the current borders being what they are. You lost, get over it.

>>214050252
my great uncle died on d-day which drove my grandfather into alcoholism which destroyed the lives of everyone around him :D

>>214049435
5 and I'm being generous

>>214050008
I found a pre-made Mother's Day theme for the "presentation".

>>214050352
He was probably more fucked up knowing his brother was killed fighting another brother and that all of their efforts only served to make the world a worse place.

>>214050344
Revenge is sweet
We’re winning, get over it

what the fuck did you say about my wife asshole

>>214050016
>>214050252
My grandpa was at Stalingrad and Berlin and kill several Germans’ oppas

>>214050408
you are sexier than her

>>214050394
>white men pumping their seed into juicy latinas while midgety mexican goblins build decks and cut lawns

yeah you sure are winning pedro

>>214050418
killed*
Haha oops
>>214050408
Looks like a chocolate starfish and tastes like hotdog water

>>214050394
>>214050247
Send me your address and you’ll get a free all-expenses paid trip to beautiful El Salvador

my grandparents are all boomers, one was drafted into vietnam and the other was in the navy during peacetime
my great-grandfathers, well, two of them i don't really know what they were doing, but one of them was a milkman during ww2 and the other was a manager at a pulp mill
i think at least one of my other ones was in the navy and died young but i'm not sure

At a Mexican restaurant and the waitress is so cute. I would ask her out but she has already sniffed out my autism

The treaty of Guadeloupe-hidalgo is null and void and has been for multiple decades

>>214050499
She’s fucking the dishie or linecook so don’t even try

Beaners act as if they wouldn’t get slaughtered en masse if they tried anything
Cyanide in the Mexican coke supply

when my wife wears her hair on top in a bun I call it her blowjob nob, she doesn't like that

Who here is tryna fight me right now?

My paternal grandparents are hillbillies who basically only worked for three months out of the year and dealt drugs. Grandpa was murdered (don't know by who) and grandma had drug-enhanced dementia

My maternal grandparents were an engineer and a hair stylist, I love them a lot.

>>214050446
Hahahaha this cope
La raza absorbs all

>>214050599
BBCbros?

>>214050561
Only Chad gets to call it that

its wild to me to think that boomers are the old people now. all the old people right now did coke in the 80s and did lsd in the 70s and are alcoholics now.

when i was a kid old people were very demure 1920s people and would offer you disgusting candy and wear suits everywhere they go. they'd give you toys from like the 50s and be like "go ahead, have it, im dying soon." it was interesting, never see old people like that any more.

>>214050599
most likely the only ensouled individual in this photo

>>214050599
just be yourself bro

Im gonna move to San Guaniclo de la Santa Maria in Colorado de la Montaña and join the KkK

>>214050627
>old people right now did coke in the 80s and did lsd in the 70s
it's a weird misconception that most boomers were hippies
do you know what a SUB-culture is?

>>214050599
We have different skin tones but he is literally me

>>214050599
me in the middle
and yes i did put my BBC into some TWP (tight white pussy)

>>214050589
>Half white-half degenerate

>>214050418
Great grandpa was such a crazy commie that the Greek Communist Party KKE ousted him because he was too radical, he thought they were all traitors and weren't far left enough. He was paranoid that everyone was a traitor and a double agent, he came to Bulgaria and the commies here also thought he was crazy, so he returned and was hiding from the police. There's estimations that he killed or ordered the killings of a 100 to 200 commies. There's two books written about him, next month I'm gonna get one of the books.

Everyone from my family says he was a bad man who only cared about the party, they were all scared of him. I saw a picture of him and he looks just like Heihachi Mishima from Tekken.

>>214050670
>do you know what a SUB-culture is?
your parents probably did tons of coke in the 80s just ask them lmao

>>214050713
>he looks just like Heihachi Mishima
His head at least.

>>214050713
Don’t know if I believe this one

>>214050733
my parents were born in the 70s

>>214050599
kek

>>214050741
That's what my family told me. I'm gonna get the book next month and see if all of this is true. But Idk why they would lie about that.

>>214050770
>my parents were born in the 70s
they were doing coke when they were 10 anon

>>214050770
Are you 15 years old

penis

>>214050813
i'm a 23 year old zoomer
so only mentally 15

It kinda grosses me out how old some people's parents are. My parents were teenagers when I was born, so seeing people my age with parents in their 50's and 60's just doesn't make sense to me

>>214050815
when was the last time you went to a walmart?

>>214050614
you are coping hard as fuck. wash my dishes nigga.

>>214050875
my dad was 50 when I was born

I like how the stereotype of an angry screaming male boss from the 80s persists, while in real life the absolute worst people I've worked with under the age of 45 are all women.

>>214050770
Depending on how early in the 70s they were born, it’s completely realistic to think they did coke
Born in 1970?
You’ll be 18 in the 80s
Teens did coke too
Everyone in highschool smoked cigs and snorted coke

The first amendment is weak and needs to be strengthened (for the right people).

I wish I could improve my drawing but im so fucking lazy bros, I work for 12 hrs then am too tired to do anything but play video games

boomers come in 2 main flavors: the screwed head on straight button upped kind who think you should work hard and stay healthy. and the ones who are on margaritaville cruises and spend all their money at casinos, buffets, alcohol, weed, and cigarettes. barely put together usually over weight. and its about 80% jimmy buffet boomers and only 20% "just shake your bosses hand and look him in the eye for a promotion" boomers.

Pre preparing for making broccoli three cheese lasagna

>>214050878
saturday

>>214050901
I have an uncle that's 10 years younger than me

>>214050954
NTA but my uncle is in his 80s right now

INTJs need to be crossbred with ENFPs to create a supreme species.

>>214051011
The enfp would completely overwhelm the intj like nigger genes

My kid self would be so fucking disappointed at what I became as an adult if he could see in the future

>>214051011
>INTJs need to be crossbred with ENFPs to create a supreme species.
ill keep that in mind for when the next hitler rises to power he might like that idea

One day we'll be able to take a chainsaw and progressively saw off old parts and regrow them with younger biological age. By the way of the chainsaw we will become immortal.

>be my great-great uncle in 1943 or 44
>bumgars order an execution in the village
>uncle survives and plays dead, hidden in a heap of bodies
>after a while sets out on a miserable tramp of many miles through crag and ridge to another village
>half dead, knocks on the wrong door in the dead of night
>is delivered to the uga-buga authorities there
>executed after a week in a cell

>>214051067
do you think hitler just took letters from random retards like santa claus

>>214051112
I'm sorry fren

N

my grandpa was a boxer and worked on a NASCAR pit crew

With brain implants figher pilots will be able to use a biological joystick, which will result in higher quality bombings

>>214051207
bully anon!!!!!!!

>>214045891 (OP)
>>214045940
Did you guys know you have a sister /cum/ general on /p/ ?

>>>/p/4453529

>>214051112
On 9/11 I walked through bones and blood in Manhattan trying to find my brother. He was in northern Canada.

>>214045891 (OP)
Why does the average white woman look like a man without makeup?

*trump voice*
1 trillion, 607 billion, 529 million, 840 thousand, 300, and 99

>>214051259
Most women resemble their dad more than anyone realizes but they wear makeup so they can forever look 12
Nobody ever sits to think about how women wake up in the morning and immediately put a mask on

pop the dang pill bobby

>>214051211
thats pretty badass honestly

When you hear her do a grunt
A trumpenhand is at her cunt

going on a bike ride soon

>>214051226
What

>>214051285
>Most women resemble their dad more than anyone realizes
This is an interesting insight

>>214051285
>Nobody ever sits to think about how women wake up in the morning and immediately put a mask on
i think about it all the time and find it offensive. imagine trying to fuck a girl you think is a 7 and turns out she's a 3. it's extremely deceptive. it's like a girl thinking shes dating a 6 ft 4 multi millionaire but when he winds down for the night he's actually 5 ft 7 and works security at target for $15 an hour

>>214051348
i think you are a good man.

>>214051285
Not in my experience but idk.

Terrone and Jason are both dead now

>>214051373
Thanks bud

i wonder what it's like to be a grass

>>214051354
Men do this too by claiming they're a high paid lawyer or something to get laid but it turns out they're unemployed.

>>214051396
only on the inside
imagine what posting here constantly for over a decade does to your soul

>>214051408
you should've replied with
>Thanks bud. You are a good person as well

only the strongest most steeled minds can endure posting on cum

I just realized there hasn't been a /dixie/ thread in awhile.

The north wins yet again bros.

>>214051442
I don't think you're a good person or myself.

>>214051496
why do you like making me cry?

>>214051471
2bh it's funny watching people like the foid get filtered in real time.

>>214051502
jej

>>214051477
The evil ways of the northerners are well known

>>214051477
I'm 100% convinced that it's just another foreign disinformation / influence campaign by foreign troll farms.

In my entire life of living in multiple southern States, I have never known anyone who is into "southern" "culture".

Even the reddest of rednecks I've known might have a confederate shirt or hat at most and that's it. It's never even a topic of conversation.

If you don't get a job at corpo, do you think police would arrest the CEO when you tell them

>>214051559
When I was a kid I though everyone in south was like gifrel. Propaganda was strong.

>>214051559
im not a southerner but i want the south to rise again

I’m connected to some random internet called “starlink” with no password
I hope I don’t get hacked

>>214045891 (OP)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>214051620
>When I was a kid I though everyone in south was like gifrel. Propaganda was strong.
once upon a time they were

>>214051668
I don't believe that. Those look like inbreds.

>>214051522
This would be more charming if you were a woman

About to go to kickboxing, was going to skip but some online strangers talked me out of it

My body is a machine that turns leftover food and cornflakes into fat and 4chan posts

>company bought out company I work at
>they're in office while we're hybrid
>they work in a different state than us
>just announced they're not renewing the lease here
I'm fucked, aren't I?

>>214051710
do you want me to be a woman?

Who would win? I 6’4 professional kickboxer vs a normal 5’7 guy with a machete
Both are athletic with a lot of endurance

>>214051526
if she didn’t draw attention to herself she would never have had a problem. but then, if she didn’t feel the need to draw attention to herself she wouldn’t be a woman

>>214051719
dont eat cornflakes

>>214051736
I think the guy with the machete is more likely to hurt himself if he's untrained
Training > no training

you're gay for moleman

>sex with gf
>don't shower afterwards
>24 hours later
>still have pussy slime in the crevices of my dick

>>214051736
>machete
Machetes are garbage. A small hand axe, on the other hand WILL fuck

>>214051736
machete fella is he knows how to wield one

>>214046148
>48 hours
No. Dare to dream but no. Even super virus with 100% mortality couldn't manage that time frame.

>>214051736
the guy with a machete, weapons are just too OP.

What do you think of this meal? Would you eat this?

>>214051736
both can win but machete guy has better percentages. one calf kick can drop an untrained person, teep to the solar plexus, front kick, liver kick, and all would be easy for someone with that much height to land on someone short. but if he’s not fast enough or he doesn’t one shot he gets chopped up

>>214051772
The best smell

Having sex is gross. Spending hours thinking about sex and watching other people do it is based

>>214051779
there's a webm out there somewhere (i didnt save it) of two dominican guys fighting, one pulls out a machete and chops the other guys hand off with 1 good shot. it ended the fight instantly and the guy who got injured ran away. an axe would also be good but don't sleep on a machete they can do devastating damage

>>214051831
Yes
If it was without the pasta.

>>214051831
low effort, i would throw the plate against the wall and her a dumb whore

>>214051859
Why do you always make early news? Is your brownness related?

>>214049197
i have never seen this sort of thing on the train with any combination of races

>>214051736
you're obviously not trained in fighting, otherwise you'd know there is no real good defense against a knife, run

your only chance is to get in close, grab weapon wielding arm, and elbow skull

t. former security contractor

I’m not good at anything

>>214051864
I hate those videos, and the indian train videos.

You'd expect a 10% taller guy to be 10% taller, 10% longer, 10% wider. So 1.1^3. In empiric reality, it's 1.1^2.2 - 1.1^2.7. Thus the lanklet syndrome. Tall people are basically devolved uncool albino Enderman.

>>214051909
Get good at something.

>>214051864
It depends. On the length and weught distribution of the machete, skills, whether it's a constrained place, etc. In general, you can swing a small axe faster because the blade is shorter and the weight more concentrated. Allows for deeper wounds and faster swings. The machete man has one chance, his superior reach. If he misses that, he'll be chopped up. I think. Wonder why "youths" never use axes.

I believe the kids call this a “truthnuke”

Just because Jesus was God's son, this doesn't mean he won't fuck you

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