>>22980579
>sam's legacy will be two failed sketch shows and a black man fucking a white (jewish) man in the ass

mfw i get kidnapped by a 38 yo fan with nothing to lose and used for a week as his personal doll before he decides to get rid of me and cuts my throat with a boxcutter leaving my corpse to be found by someone walking their dog LOL

mfw my tendons get cut by a deranged 38 years old fan and i'm free-used for a week before he cuts my throat with a boxcutter LOL

ellie built her whole persona on being the soft spoken waifu bait but now she’s spiraling because her top fans are dudes who clal her "good girl" so she blinked once on stream and some 41-year-old hyper fan sent her $200 and a poem in her dms
her throat is prime for soem cutting
hypothetically.

mfw ellie finds out most of her fanbase is 30+ year old men and she is fucking herself up by pretend to be an innocent jailbait and she will feel her throat getting cut slice by slice and she will drown in her own saliva and blood as tit tries to coagulate onto the slick wall of her throat and it slowly and painfully falls down into her esophagus as the 38 years old man who donated 58$ to her under anonymous donations gets tired and opens her neck, leaving her bleeding for gigi to find. LOL

mfw ellie gets her throat open with a boxcutter by a deranged 38 years old fan after it turns out she wasn't the pure waifu she pretended to be and gigi has to find her headless body in their living room after coming back home and body gets posted on /b/ and /bant/ in real time LOL

mfw i get stalked and get my throat cut with an utility knife then get my corpse posted on /bant/ for being a stupid fucking bitch after leading on my fanbase of deranged 35+ years old fans LOL