Thread 22980075

#Naked In Chris house edition

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Previous: >>22978490

Scu me!

ellie nontent!

It's ober for Gioed

i forgive abigail for everything past present and future and you guys should too

Oh shit
U good?

Jet "Child Fuckup" Neptune... lost???

Ellie is in Australia with me :)

>>22980091
I forgive everything but the sex with jet neptune, which is unforgivable. it's not up to me. those are the rules

>you dont even know me
What did she mean by this song choice? Can we analyze if further?
>>22980090
Amazing

>>22980091
I never held anything against her to begin with

I will wage war against heaven until there is a hell to send you people to

Abby, you literally had sex with him and did xans with letty over him

>>22980097
I don't think so

>>22980105
same guy that says claire deserves respect btw

We need to be encouraging petty rivalries and squabbles between the namefags

>>22980100
Have you ever walked a mile with an abussy between your legs? No? Then STFU
You have no place to judge

>>22980268
Dont reply to people that belong in their containment thread

do you think the real reason sam hates fishtank so much is because jet, being a lazy and incompetent wigger, is far more successful than sam despite not even trying? i'd probably shit myself in rage too.

Where should i take Ellie in Sydney?

>>22980101
ellies teenage depression phase was disrupted by covid
she thinks shes in some kind of tiktok edit right now

>>22980325
I understand

>>22980329
>Sydney

>>22980101
>What did she mean by this song choice?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=409Pjtq7jzY

>>22980323
>licking the feces from jet neptune's butthole
nah, she's for the streets and the niggies.

https://youtu.be/qhEVTvhQhWE?list=RDqhEVTvhQhWE&t=385

why is the ending a Hitler speech about the thousand year reich

Ogre was a good man

>>22980341
Obese people can't ever be good

>>22980337
Jet wouldn’t even trust abi to suck his dick without biting you think he’d trust his poop hole?

>>22980339
to make you laugh out loud

Reminder that Ellie is BBC only

>>22980344
>>22980348

>>22980329
Manly

>>22980348
Cmon man, there's kids who still go to high-school here...

>>22980329
The well Kevin pushes the littler girl down in.

Realistically where could Ellie be going?
And no, Rhode Island/New England is not realistic

>>22980344
what about pall blart mall cop?

>>22980348
the "b" is boxcutter

Who rimmed Jet the best: Claire, Ellie or Abigail?

I can't imagine a Claire rimjob being nice because she has the coordination of a toddler, but she has a beak that would rub your taint and that would be good.
Ellie would be completely depraved and wiggle the tongue inside, probably enjoy if you farted in her mouth too.
Can't imagine Abi's rimming technique to be all that good considering her previous bf had an ass too big to rim.

>>22980416
fucking. WHORE.

>>22980336
All i know is we better b getting an evangelion cosplay this week or i will fucking fume.
>>22980416
The AI ellie did say she was staying at her friends this week, theres still copium
https://vocaroo.com/13CLbZIWGbRZ

>>22980416
Sistermommy vacation is the most realistic answer. Where to exact who knows probably gonna be kept on an extreme low profile so they don’t get doxxed

>>22980339
this was edited months ago when Kanye was making the Cuck album with the Nigga Heil Hitler song so they thought it would be topical/relevant

>>22980101
HOW IS ANYBODY THIS PRETTY!?

Also Gigi is coming

checking out gregtank again
i think my biggest problems so far are the husband/wife and greg as a person and host
some side notes (not important): trish needs to slim her belly and the blacksmiths wife would definitely try to cheat on her man with me if we met

>>22980416
Dallas, LA, San Fran, or New York. they were the more realistic flights around that time

>>22980339
b/c in their first show ppl said they hid swastikas so in this one they are just putting overt swastikas and hitler speeches

>>22980425
maybe she went on a trip to seattle with bella

>>22980436
how would Hitler feel about the charls sucking cock "bit"

it's up
>>>/tv/213027476

>>22980339
>trying to "shock" with a hitler speech in 2025
Will Sam ever grow past 2014 politics?

>>22980416
I don't know but the suspense is killing me.

40 year old Elliecucks be like
>OMG OMG ellie posted a picture if carpet
>where should I take her to in my desert wasteland
Meanwhile she's getting BAGELED on discord

>>22980416
cancun

>>22980339
geez dood 5000$s ?

>>22980416
Bagel sent her the boxcutter anon's post in front of her school and she is laying low (with Alex Stein).

lol the ellie thread is dead and nontent just like their widdle nontent chud.

>>22980447
this isn’t good
2/10

Ellie did say if she got her passport she'd go to Australia

>>22980457
yes

>>22980432
>Realistically where could Ellie be going?
isnt it obvious? a couple of days ago she went underwear shopping, and now shes on a plane
do we really need to spell it out for you?

>>22980431
Slutty chungus

==GIGI UPDATE==
She lost a follower on IG.
Who would be fully insane enough to unfollow gigi?

>>22980463
I was the one that asked for the lingerie lol.. thats why shes coming here

>>22980416
michigan

She never fucked Jet

>>22980466
she has a big ass and her tits look they need to be immediately exposed from the white t shirt shes wearing rn

My favorite part of the last off-season was the times when Jimmy would get off from work, open a previous thread no one is in anymore, and make five replies in a row defending himself just before the thread died.

Becoming a gambling influence is a really evil thing to do. You shouldn't promote gambling as a rewarding lifestyle

ck status?

I miss Cole :(

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752840471581219.mp4

So over for me

>>22980488
i promote having a fleet horse a falcon at your wrist and the wind in your hair

>>22980416
I need her to pair those nylons with this skirt and a pair of chucks (the low version) and a tight crop top. Thanks in advance.

>>22980490
I miss him too

>>22980492
do you have any of that stuff

>>22980493
i cant unsee the fact she posts exactly like bagel

>>22980490
imagine cole and zake from gregtank choppin it up

tayleigh is a methhead
claire is a cheating whore
abi is a cheating whore and a drug addict
shadi is fat
i think we need to accept that /ourgirl/s aren't perfect, but we should love them anyways

>>22980490
>>22980499
It sucks that he takes offense to people laughing at things he does. If he just had some confidence to be himself regardless of what us retards say he could have done something. Probably the only fish that could have just because he as a person is hilarious to watch regardless of his connection to fishtank

>>22980505
I still don't know what this means. All I see is teenagers pointing phones at their face and saying dumb shit our poorly lip-syncing to shitty Soundcloud music. These zoomer posts all look the same to me.

>>22980512
I just want his songs back at least, i was listening to that bedroom prison one every day

>>22980504
not anymore :,(

>>22980514
the bong is retarded

Gigi really is like the sister from lilo and stitch

>>22980519
damn

>>22980522
And Jet is Stitch... It rhymes.

>>22980091
I can't forgive abiklaus until she stops clout sharking and becomes my wife-fu
>>22980321
just updated my Instagram it's pretty lit doggies

>>22980416
bro her sister added jet on Instagram
They're dating
It's over

I wish gregtank was good... nothing is happening anywhere. I need content

can I get a qrd on why

>>22980522
jules is cobra bubbles

>>22980535
who, what, where?

>>22980530
It’s the summer of drought

>>22980530
There is no content to be found here sry

>>22980535
Because we don't even know her

>>22980510
Claire and Abi can still be saved
They just need to stop partying and clout sharking and settle down with a cool guy from bant

>>22980535
He got pushed out of the door by everyone and thought that eliminated him, so it buckbroke him and now he decided to leave.

>>22980543
maybe if you combine their names with yours a couple more times you can fuck them!

>>22980466
>both girls are fat and neither want to have sex with the host
Congratulations Greg
You played yourself

Do you think some of the more popular fish get jealous of people like meg or ted that get instantly forgotten by this place?

cnc with blacksmith’s wife

>>22980551
>Congratulations
Congregulations

>>22980549
This isn't about sex
It's about saving their souls
Jet Neptune has corrupted them and they are currently in hell rn

>>22980556
Claire admitted she sold her soul for this, she is unsalvagable and truly soulless.

>>22980556
maybe they’ll fuck your brother down there!

>>22980490
Imagine if Cole had confidence

>>22980525
Ricky is stitch jet is the alien with one eye

>>22980566
Maybe the spell wore off but i was just thinking "damn people watch this garbage" then i remembered this is just an exact scene from s1 with sam trying to shave vance

imagine being such a huge fag you won’t dump ice cold water all over blacksmiths wifes white t shirt out of “respect” LMFAO

This little fruit cake is about to be bust open by bbc (black burt cock).
I dont think fishtank will be able to recover if this happens

>>22980561
hell is real but not that kind you don't go there after you die you go there after Jet Neptune films you naked in handcuffs

why did charls suck on that dildo? lol
that's fucked

>>22980579
>sam's legacy will be two failed sketch shows and a black man fucking a white (jewish) man in the ass

humiliation ritual
Charls is in hell rn
He sold his soul to the devil

>>22980588
Its a bit, dickhead. Its not that serious

>>22980585
lol your brother got handcuffed and raped by jet and then went to hell because of it

>>22980551
Greg is just collecting goon spank bank material of making them play out all his fetishes. He’ll have years worth of goon material to clip and catalog from this week

>>22980590
And all the ruined lives the wiggers crushed while milking paypigs.

>metokur's merch catalogue is being removed soon
>no tweets since july 15th
>no mention of ethan ralph sperging out on spictank
I think Metokur might actually be dead.

House of Cards more like House of Big Gay Jews amirite

>>22980588
no it was the streamer character and it was a metaphor
media literacy much?

>>22980600
I havent cared for any of his streams in a while. My favorite time of him was on that site stream.me where he just watched that shitty old tv show and it was like a mystery science theater

>>22980571
yes its the most played out aspects of fishtank: the show

>>22980512
I laugh with him, not at him. He's the funniest contestant the show's ever had. Nigga Heil Nina, the pecan pie, his streams. He tries so hard to make us hate him but we can't!

>>22980579
Isn't he asking for 200k? I doubt he's ever going to get that amount.

>>22980611
The burt reddit should make a go fund me

>>22980610
He's seething rn just looking at all the positive comments

Watching Charls suck his own plastic cock for 3 minutes straight made me sick
Why is MDE so evil? All they do is corrupt good people and force them into neverending humiliation rituals. I seriously think Sam has some kind of deal with the devil or a lesser demon and he's feeding off this dark energy.

>>22980600
jim fell off hard. all his streams recently have been trump simping, vtuber simping, and watching regurgitated normie lolcow content

>>22980597
There's something about this that is just, well I don't know the word or if there is a word. It's weird. It's gay. It's like that German term for being nostalgic for something you've never ever experienced except it's being angry at it. Not like incel style, more like I just hate it without really knowing what it even is. Its like when someone puts a resume on your desk and it's got a watermark picture of some cartoon character or something on it. It's infuriating and you just toss it in the trash without even looking deeper than the watermarked cartoon character. It summarizes itself, or something.

Fuck these people. Making me feel all weird and at a loss for words and shit it's not right.

>>22980600
>>22980621
He's been dead for like 4 years he's a ghost who lives in the internet dumass

>>22980621
jim lost all of his e-friends when he got sick. the only people willing to speak up for him were vtubers, so naturally, in his dying days, he has a soft spot for them. he's also a fuckin weeb.

>>22980623
This was seen as "too far" for s1 from the audience.
Meanwhile s4 had multiple wapings in the first week

Jim isn't dying it's part of this grift this way he only has to upload like 1 or 2 videos a year now if he was gone his wife would have made an announcement or something

>>22980611
The hard part is over - he has established that his booty is for sale. He crossed the moral threshold. The rest is just negotiation. The price will come down and the paypigs will fund it.

>>22980622
they’re almost at $17k

>>22980471
Shes cute and silly

>>22980618
Perhaps Sam himself is demon possessed and so are many in his crew.

>>22980635
mfw i get sex trafficked LOL

>>22980622
I don't get the lore with the baron characters
I thought Greg was into furry stuff and children not old fighter planes

>>22980636
He doesn't allow the 666 or devil talk through tts out of fear we will guess his true name

Yessir. It's like old grampa schmierkase told me back in the day.
>You shouldn't judge a book by its cover, but you ought to take it into consideration because it can probably give you a few hints of what's going on inside it

Yep, grampa schmierkase. He was a wise man. He died. Passed out sunbathing, would you know it. By the time I discovered him the birds of prey had torn him up so bad I had no choice but to put him out of his misery Luca Brasi style

Not a single one of you deserve the life you've been given

just a few more hours and Ellie will be here

>>22980627
If someone stretched my shirt out like that I would be pissed too
Hands would probably be thrown

>>22980644
yes and

>>22980643
What can you tell about this cover?

>>22980483
That white shirt is begging to be drenched with a bucket of water

>>22980644
no one "deserves" life
It just kinda happens against your will

bettycucks in shamblinos

>>22980652
is he over her house this time? lol

>>22980653
No thats rachels house still

>>22980665
she's back for black? where's Freddy's friend?

>>22980644
true i should be a dictator in england

it's over...

>>22980666
His friend is the reason freddy didnt get laid you think he will bring him back?

>>22980652
When is goblina coming back?

>>22980669
Was starting to warm up to him

>>22980650
it just sucks that all the paypigs are homosexual so when “chat” takes over its still going to be nontent
she needs to be spanked as well

>>22980667
He already tried to get her to drink like that again

>>22980651
lmfao

>>22980676
Nothing will happen her husband is right behind watching her like a hawk He's read the threads he knows about groomtank

fucking kill yourselves you fucking subhuman mentally ill wasted life pedophile virgin incel failed abortion babies of the kardashians craze get the fuck out of my board and fucking die losers KILL YOURSELVES

rude

moogled

>>22980687
You should have some soup and calm down a little

Abi starting drama again

>>22980686
She got a taste of being a goon bait queen. He still fucked up. She’s only going to want to escalate from here

>>22980644
True I deserve better than this shit

>>22980652
Why does he have a star of david necklace?

>>22980693
you should keep wasting your life over teenage girls posting things like this on twitter >>22980695 and make threads about it on bant all day and watch what they do in a house 24/7 you disgrace to your parents and disappointment to all of your family and friends and people that ever cared about you. kill yourself

what's the tl;dr for spictank today?

wtf is Freddy wearing

>>22980707
As opposed to what you are doing? Going into random threads and getting mad?

>>22980686
youre white knighting now because i made fun of your brother?

I thought Greeks were supposed to be chill

>>22980700
THIS

It's over. Sam the King of Lies is leaving.

>>22980712
seducing betty necklace

>>22980717
this is a volcano greek

>>22980717
Leave him be he just had a fight with his dad a couple months ago

>>22980712
shalom goy

people get mad at me because i'm twice Ellie's age but did they ever consider her views on that? she said she was ok with it

>>22980644
If my life is bad then this can be interpreted as you telling me that I deserve better so thank you.

>>22980719
How's Fenix taking it?

>>22980728
you wouldn’t feel more satisfied with someone your age?

>>22980730
She's sad and hugged him a lot, more than anyone else

>>22980652
>>22980703
he's jewish now

Retard exploitation has reached Mexico too. Ive come across two examples but there's many more I believe.

>>22980728
what's she up to? any updates?

>filter benleaks
>filter klaus
>filter julius
>filter the united states, canada, mexico, australia
>filter green and yellow IDs
>thread slows to a crawl
?

>>22980735
Link?

Ariel wants to fuck freddy so bad also her fans made a guy kill himself

>>22980488
what good have you ever done you human pile of shit

>>22980739
3 hrs until she arrives in Sydney

>>22980743
another one?

>>22980713
i clicked on your retarded thread once what in the fuck are you even saying. Meanwhile you actual cripples have been gossiping about this show and these twitter teenagers for YEARS. You need to kill yourselves ASAP or find an exorcist or something. I cant even use this site anymore because im reminded this fucking shit exists. Fuck you all

>>22980748
I mean deject

>>22980747
what's she doing all the way over there?

>>22980746
I was a therapist for years and got a good amount of people off drugs.
My current job also helps people but i wont disclose that. What about you, fucking leaf?

>>22980752
Meeting up with me

FENIX CRYING IN THE BATHROOM

>>22979403
Yes she literally watched her mom suck BBC growing up
>>>/wsg/5908353

>>22980756
what for?

>>22980527
woah

>>22980740
>>22980714
how is that white knighting? that's her husband sitting behind her on the couch lmao
>>22980743
she'll fuck him off camera and then a week later still pretend to be a virgin lol

>>22980759
a fun time

>>22980766
like what?

>>22980770
feeding kangaroos

>>22980742
this dude and Unique Hunter

>>22980671
This is Freddy we're talking about I wasn't sure if he was smart enough to ditch him this time I wonder if he knows he's the one that broke her ribs that was so goofy lol

Here's your showrunner, bro

>>22980773
is she gonna stream it?

>>22980781
#Groomed!

>>22980763
dude i literally just want to see her tits and you’re going “erm well technically you cant because shes wearing a shirt and probably most likely a bra as well oh and dont forget its a livestream and therefore against TOS!”
im just trying to understand this white knight angle coming from someone that horny posts children here
did frank handcuff and rape your brother to hell as well?

>>22980781
Women are lining up at the gates to rim this man and be humiliated by him live

>>22980782
probably

>>22980786
nice

>>22980755
you dont help anyone you fucking scum and youll never help yourself so just kill yourself and dont ever fucking talk shit about other people again especially ones that you dont know

>>22980785
Not anymore. Fishtank is a laughing stock and even retarded crashouts know there’s zero clout from fucking jet now. They all just want to fuck Freddy instead now

>>22980792
These types of women do not look towards the future at all and would fuck jet just for the dopamine hit of getting a plushie knowing someone paid big money for it

>>22980794
wipe those shit flecks off your skin

Im not one to sexuallize the fish but team angie will eat good tonight and will yet again dab on the ellie-bots

Sam is a 4channer, we need to know why he pussied out.

im all up in my feels and shit

>>22980801
Where are the Patreon bros to deliver us this new set?

>>22980805
why

>>22980806
hi jin

>>22980794
put that thing away man

>>22980749
you are the most femininen man on here. kys faggot

>>22980805
you should watch gregtank and lighten up

Evangelion cosplay this week or bust.

>>22980794
you have the same face as nickacado avocado. Are you gay?

>>22980510
That’s fair. Those conditions are acceptable

I miss watching Sam be funny and improvise. Feel like he was barely part of season 4, and it's been forever since he's streamed

>>22980814
I used to record evangelion on vhs tapes and watch it in motel rooms in the 90s.

>>22980784
I never posted horny children what the hell are you sperging about mane I'm just telling you to stop wasting time watching nontent hubby is sitting on the couch not the cuckchair

It's over...

anyways

which one of you queers are gonna suck my dick?

>>22980827
Why he got them women glasses on?

I am going in for an interview tomorrow at Wendy’s, if all goes well then I will have a job for the first time in my life. What should I expect being employed? Will people like my coworkers make fun of me for never working before at my age? (I’m 24 years old) If so, what sort of excuse should I make up to explain myself?

>>22980833
“work is gay”

>>22980833
just lie and say you had a job before that's what I did

>>22980833
I singed an NDA with the wigger crew

>>22980836
thats good

>>22980833
You should be fine. Just show the manager you are't a complete retard and can be trusted to not destroy everything and you should be fine. Really depends on what part of the country you are from in terms of coworkers though. Like if you worked at one by me it be a bunch of guatemalen women that dont give a shit who you are

who is bro talking about?

>>22980838
I actually laughed out loud

who is look at that gay guy by? i'm trying to find it

>>22980794
lol this filter is funnier on jet I actually use soap and shampoo at least post the real one

>>22980841
Forgot to add. I hope you aren't a complete retard.
>>22980843
Who the fuck you think

>>22980833
don't tell them , don't overshare, it's none of their business

>>22980807
didnt get enough sleep spammed coffee worried about work etc

>>22980812
say what you want about Sam but hes never once failed to distract me from my own issues

>>22980833
I remember I made a health inspector completely dumbfounded when I said it was my first job at 19. don't know if it was because of my age at the time or how bad the kitchen was

>>22980843
i thought you were done with kick chat julius

>>22980854
hope you feel better amigo

>>22980850
i noticed people nowadays take this "oversharing" shit too seriously. Can't even make idle chit chat anymore.

>>22980833
>Mommyleaks is finally making leaky Ben get a job
that's ruff doggie good luck

>>22980843
text that number and ask him

>>22980859
I haven't been in kick chat for days. Last thing i said in there was Ellie would make a good Ada Wong lol

do rachel, freddy, and betty all live in the same city?

>>22980866
is the Ralphamale doxing Mexican Jet rn?

>>22980822
Building a nest every night takes it out of you

>>22980872
they all live in Connecticut that's all I know

>>22980864
Left mogs so hard.

>>22980856
19 is just out of high school it’s pretty normal, IDK maybe it was the kitchen
>>22980841
>you aren’t a retard
Bold assumption you’re making there geg

>>22980833
depends where you live, worst thing about that kind of job is going to be dealing with nigger or nigger-type people (as customers or co-workers both suck) if you are in a mostly white place it will probably be okay

the main benefit of nicer or like warehouse jobs that aren't customer facing are not having to deal with niggers or shit people. management might suck but keep in mind that's not because work in general sucks it's just kind of not a great job.
When I stopped being a neet ai worked tons of jobs for like 1 day or 3 weeks.
First one I finally kept for a long time was auto-part delivery and warehouse work, warehouse stuff is pretty cozy and delivery driving as well.

working with/dealing w/ niggers or nigger customers is straight up hell ngl, even just indians or whatever

realistically you will probably weird people out and no one will talk to you that much, no one will probably ask what you did for work before just don't tell them. talk about fishtank and get them to watch

Guys check this out

>>22980833
Don’t stay in fast food long. Do something like retard caretaking at night and get a real skill during the day.

>>22980854
watch this and feel better
https://youtu.be/GsoSUySRCBA

whatever you do don't do blue collar work like manufacturing and construction. Don't let people trick you into it.
Always do work that doesn't involve physical labour

>>22980860
thanx

>>22980884
yell yeah

This guy's forehead penis is fully erect. Look at the expression on his face. How can this be considered acceptable behavior?

what did you guys have for dinner tonight?

jin's live
https://kick.com/big-gregg

>>22980806
https://gofile.io/d/R7jp7f
Named Alice

>>22980883
yeah the "jobs everyone sees" are usually the worst because you have the worst managers/coworkers/customers. b2b or just not customer facing is instantly 100x nicer and anything less well known will filter out some of the lowest stuff

>>22980893
i eat the same thing most days just a big salad

>>22980882
>>22980890
This furry art shit is so cursed it has led so many poor souls astray just look at Chris Chan or Greg from fishtank

>>22980897
>>22980806
NICE

OFFICER NO NO I THOUGHT SHE WAS A SHORTSTACK GOBLIN I SWEAR TO GOD

>>22980897
Someone somewhere was retarded enough to pay for some 6/10's instagram pics and that makes me feel better about my own life.

>>22980897
imagine pressing her head to the ground with your foot and your foot has her piercing under it press up against her scroll and you just twist your foot against her piercing to rip it from the skin and grind it into her skull

>wagie unit spamming the kick
back biting cunt

>>22980894
I cant support him any longer he's too much of a simp look at this goofy baby faced ho man lmao SHE STINKS

did aryeh and his they/them break up?

>>22980910
Yeah they suck but it doesnt mean you don't suck too

>>22980897
This is hot

Buzzkill en route

>>22981096
burt fucking skippy is the only content that twink faggot could ever make

>>22981078
Jin is funny but damn that nigga is cringe

>>22981096
and the crowd goes mild

>>22980418
He's the only exception. The rest need to be put down.

>>22981096
Glup Shitto?

>>22981094
they keep making up that i spam her kick and ive made two comments in there in a week

>>22981100
Vance has a more believable fall than this piece of shit

>>22981096
This guy is fucking aids man LITERALLY he's dying of aids how much tax payer money have they wasted on his organ transplants just give it up god wants you dead lie down already YOU STINK

So these fishtank streams are lost media because no one is recording them right ?

>>22980893
Beans
And carne asada

>>22981102
Yeah people make shit up. Nobody cares. Close your eyes if you dont want ti see bad words

>>22981111
the point is i'm the only straight guy here

is Jin an American-japanese?

>>22981113
You're gay Julius is a GAY man's name
And YOU STINK

Guys random fishtank orbiter is going on Fake Mr Beast's stream

>>22981115
Canadian, I think.

>>22981118
Julius is an incredibly manly sexy name

we are all watching jin rizz up random japanese women

>>22981120
>get a bit of excitement
>die

watching Toys for the first time. only 12 minutes in and it's already kino

>>22980897
pics 11 and 12 are nice but the rest kinda suck. she's too far away in most of them.

lmao jin is funny

>>22981128
That wall looks gross. That whole area looks nasty. Florida is nasty

>>22980882
ken penders on fishtank when

Im sorry dude but this was awful

Whoever is taking her pics needs to move over, I'm a professional....

I miss Eleanor tbqh

>>22981120
oops sorry bro I didn't mean to kill you like that

>>22981142
hes in my bed

t mira mesa anon

I'm surprised anyone watching gregtank would be upset that a nontent orbiter like Skippy was showing up.

>>22981144
and yes, its long

>1pbtid aussie ellie poster
I wonder who that could be

>>22981144
Spreading fake information about Ellie should be an offense punishable by law

>>22981144
GAY GUY ALERT

You know, I'm not a fan of the Alice pics, I'd much rather her be wearing a tight slutty outfit like her 4th of July pics, cutoff jean shorts up her asscrack, legs. feet, flip flops, bikini top, braided hair.

hi pedophiles hope youre enjoying the leftovers

>>22980551
Well Greg is asexual so i dont think he cares if no one want to fuck him. Is he hetero-romantic or what is he

The other night I had a dream of Ellie. We were in some weird Fishtank-like house with only a single room that was combined with a kitchen. The only place to sleep was a couch, so we ended up sleeping head-to-head. I tried to keep a respectful distance from her but still ended up with her hair in my face. But then one person after another joined the tank and also laid down on the couch. The couch kept getting longer and longer to accommodate all the new contestants. At one point I got up to greet a new contestant and he laid down right beside her, taking away my opportunity to sleep next to Ellie. While I pondered my options and my disappointment, I woke up.

>>22981153
I'm a fan but her mom or bf or whoever was too far away

>>22981152
him and his brother greg (gigi) held me down and did things to me

they turned me

>>22981120
>asked chatgpt instead of a doctor

>>22981163
*slaps your tiddy*

>>22981158
I'm not they STINK

>>22981158
ily claire

>>22981166
Doctors just use chat gpt now

>>22981158
i cooked new food today wdym

Good news.

The escort told me she really liked me. I could tell we had a special bond.

Yeah I'm a doctor
Of being BASED

>>22981158
Leftovers was a good show mostly due to Justin Theroux carrying it

some anon really just said "ily Claire"
man he STINKS
take a hike smelly guy

>>22981174
Wishing for the best between you two

>>22981163
what did Ellie smell like in your dream?
she looks like she STINKS
like fish and rice
take a hike smelly girl

>>22981182
hater alert! anyways

>>22981180
The score also contributed greatly

>>22981191
do you like my new pic?
I can't remember if you blocked me on Instagram or not

>>22981182
If you didnt hate Claire 6 months ago you have no brains. If you don’t have love her now you have no heart

My mom told me to watch that show I think it sounds familiar

wow josie is in the talent show 2

>>22981197
idk who u are

>>22981164
I would take so much better pics, I would be all up on that tight floppy puss and thigh gap....

>>22981127
the "Happy Workers" song is single-handedly ruining the entire film. so fucking bad. what a dogshit song. whoever made it either didn't know wtf they were doing or they knew exactly what they were doing and tried to sabotage the movie. worst song I've ever heard. claire would've done a better job.

How much do I have to spend before she's my girlfriend legally speaking

>>22981199
yeah that's the point I was making earlier MDE is a satanic cult run by demons that feed off dark energy created by humiliation rituals. It's literal poison for the body mind and soul RUN BITCH RUN FOR YO LYFE.

>>22981201
How embarrassing.
Was sam hoping these fishtank idiots became stars and made these sketches more valuable?
No wonder he hates fishtank now, his dumbass saddled extreme peace onto the quality of fish

>>22981201
she objectively was involved in the better sketch compared 2 letty

I hope she picks me

manifesting nina stand up tour where she laughs at her own jokes

>>22981221
link pls

>>22981221
she already had fat ogre Mexican cock and Jet... she's still hot tho

>>22981221
jet currently making burner accounts en masse

>>22981213
MDE/fishtank has the same energy as a crypto scam. A bunch of paid influencers loudly saying it’s the best thing ever but it’s just an exit liquidity trap for retards. There is nothing of value given in return for your money attention. You are the joke

>>22981190
I don't think people generally have a sense of smell in their dreams. It's just visual hallucinations. So I couldn't describe any particular smell dream Ellie had. But if I had to guess what she smells like: She was generally fairly clean compared to the other contestants, apart from that moment when she refused to shower after the cell and being covered in piss. But any other day her hair would probably smell like shampoo and conditioner. She always spent an excessive amount of time in the bathroom after waking up and probably used all kinds of Asian lotions and tinctures on her body to look and smell nice, and those substances are probably filled with herbs and roots and other kinds of superstitious shit that Asians use for their skincare, so I'd like to imagine that she smells like a highly-concentrated zen garden and her skin feels like the soft stickiness of propylene glycol and squished-up leaf juice from an exotic plant.

anyways when does abby shut up

>>22981201
where was vance

>>22981204
I know that's why you STINK
>>22981207
fax honestly she should just hire me to be her photographer I have lots of practice taking lewd photos of girls

>>22981229
Alright time for bed i think.

Why does Freddy always say fuck around find out ?

>>22981180
Damon Lindelof is a hack.
But he somehow made the great choice of getting Christopher Eccleston on that show.
Theroux, Eccleston, and Coon hard carried that macguffin of a show.

>>22981231
Is he not in it? Oh man. I remember him saying how awesome it was to be improving back and forth with Nick for the show. Too bad he wasn't funny enough to make the cut.

>>22981213
I feel bad for Erick Hayden. He deserves better.

>>22981234
@Angelina/Angie, get this guy on it ASAP. Your mom needs to rest, we need more legs pics!!

>>22981224
Abi can still be saved I think she just has to get impregnated by a guy from bant asap

anyone got an extra bed i can use?

i just got fired again and my mom’s calling the cops to get me evicted and is lying saying i am getting physical.

>>22981213
made me laugh have an upvoot

>>22981237
Yep. The over all plot is so messy but following Kevin's emotional arc was so much fun. If it wasn't Theroux i probably would have dropped it a couple episodes in.
1 thing is has going for it is its as melodramatic as LOST which i just cant watch any more

>>22981244
depends is this claire

>>22981242
im definitely an Abi enjoyer myself

I'm a:
>Angelina
>Abi
>Trish
>Juliana (my rat queen)
>Kato

enjoyer.

>>22981236
Late 2010’s era reddit anti racist slogan

>>22981244
where do you live

hey Ellie if you want me to keep stalking you include a picture of an animal in your next IG story

>>22981230
why did she post this do you think >>22980543

all ellie fans are European or Australian

>>22981259
she can't locate /bant/

Ellie is so hot because shes double asian

Debating on cheating on my gf with my step sister who’s back in town for a week (no bullshit all we do is flirt and are touchy feely)
Should I do it? I love my gf and have been together for years but I don’t know when I’ll get another chance

>>22981230
when she stops doing drugs (never)

>>22981244
I do but it's reserved for simpable mids

>>22981267
yeah

>>22981261
Abi's instagram post is a subtle call for help, wishing her ex-friend Claire would reach out to mend bridges and remove that "ex-" from the situation.

>>22981267
depends do you want to end up like jet?

>>22981267
weird post but post pix of each so we can decide which ho is the way to go

>>22981263
it's not that hard
claire did it

>>22981253
Kato is pretty sexy I have to admit
Rat isn't bad either

>>22981263
it'd be really funny if she can't find these threads

>>22981267
Why the fuck are you asking this group of retards? Do you often go to the short bus for life advice?

>>22981278
lmao who made gifrel? that is hilarious

i hope abi doesn't mind if i use my tongue to clean her rear end.

>>22981257
i got enough money to drive anywhere distance is irrelevant to me.

never want to talk to my mom again the further the better. gonna scare her and make her think i am kidnapped. thats what she gets for lying and calling the cops on me to evict me.

>>22981271
Thank you Julius
>>22981273
This is very discouraging desu
>>22981274
Can’t but my gf is a solid 7 and step sister is a 8.5

CAN WE PRETEND LIKE AIRPLANES IN THE NIGHT SKYS ARE LIKE SHOOTING STARS

>>22981222
sounds kino imagine the Claire seethe in the bant threads afterwards lol

>>22981267
If that stepsister thing goes wrong it has the potential to REALLY go wrong so just keep that in mind

>>22981280
I like to ask for the perspective of simple people to get simple answers

lynch aryeh

>>22981286
Kino song ngl, Hayley Williams was a tight thing, now she's a crazy libtard

>>22981285
Is your gf a bitch? In the past week have you gotten into a fight or has she annoyed you? If yes, do it.

he was listening to good for you by Olivia Rodrigo to remember the good times in this Pic

>>22980618
To understand you gotta go back to the beginning: Sam.
>porn obsessed
>sex obsessed
>willing to have sex with minors
>hates blacks and Jews
>his original youtube comedy was tormenting his mom and others
The evidence is all there if you go back to the beginning

>>22981285
8.5? definitely go for that

>>22981291
she had some nice little boobies in that pic that leaked forever ago

>>22981288
Very true I’ll just let her initiate first when we’re drinking together this weekend
If nothing happens it was never going to

>>22981267
unironically ask your gf. don't lie and do it behind her back it'll just eat you up inside

>>22981284
i got a bed on mars

>>22981230
jealous ass bitch. anyways. be hawkgirl for halloween. I'll be green lantern. it'll be hot

>>22981237
I like Damon, he's a funny fucker.

>>22980644
Fuck you I had bad cards dealt to me since I was born and fought everyday to make my life better and my parents. I was an only child I didn’t have no one. Suck a dick

>>22981290
this war needs a hero

>>22981301
>green lantern
I didn't know we had the brothas here posting here with us WHAT'S UP MY NIGGA sheeeit...

LIKE A DAMN SOCIOPATH

>>22980644
true it's a gift we can never repay

>>22981292
Sometimes but not this week
>>22981296
Tempting
>>22981299
I think their will end badly for me

Y'all remember the Letty stand-up tour from a while ago? She's got room to grow for sure but it was funny and she never even laughed at her own jokes!

>>22981310
This*
I’m retarded
And don’t know why the poster ID changed

>>22981307
the one from the new superman movie who appears with hawkgirl, stupid fucking nigger

>>22981311
It wasn't that great anon. Her tits carried her once again.

>>22981267
For context she is from El Salvador and is on vacation

>>22981311
I don't remember any actual jokes but I do remember that tight black dress she had on under those shorts

>>22981316
finally some good fuckin food

>>22981294
this guy cannot handle driving through the hood

>>22981320
he is the hood

>>22981316
who's this little ho
I can't keep track of them all
So many TLPs

>>22981307
Why are you obsessed with blacks, Klaus?

You know what fuck it
Yeah I’ll attempt to fuck her and report back around Sunday
We’re going to a bar on Saturday and I’ll strongly flirt and recommend going to a motel for the night to sleep off the booze

>>22981163
I had 2 detailed ellie dreams and they stopped right after the discord VC chat. I can’t believe I simped for her she’s horrible

>>22981325
bad anon. don't do bad thing.

>>22981299
Asking your gf if it's okay to cheat on her is crazy
you already know you're a POS so might as well just get some pseudo wincest on
I wouldn't do it but I'm one of those idiots with morals and stuff
Plus I hate cheaters

my brain automatically erases all information that comes out of letty's mouth as soon as her disgustingly slutty fried voice hits my ear drums. bitch needs to shut up for life

>>22981236
Millennial college boy slang. Same with Alex B playing old hype songs and still having that hairstyle from 2010.

>>22981331
it's not cheating if shes cool with it, that's that point lol.

>>22981325
finally some content

>>22981325
idk wtf ur talking about but i think it's based and you sbould do it

>>22981327
How do you dream about a girl you have never met I'll never understand the mindset some of you have.

>>22981323
So many TLPs.. I can't even man. Between Angelina and these hoes. I s2g. Been eating real good.

>>22981327
What did she say in that VC that was so horrible?

>>22981336
it's still cheating it just means she's been degraded and raped and doesn't know any better

LIVE POLICE CHASE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onHk75GIIto

>>22981342
fooly

>>22981324
I was just watching one of those old justice league DC cartoon movies on MAX and the green nigga lantern made me laugh haha

>>22981311
This is when she opened up for Tai at his place, right?
I remember Tai & Letty sitting together and coming up with jokes on a different stream.

>>22981339
I dream damn near every night. Ellie was the first girl I simped for because i made her into this special girl in my mind. Then that discord VC happened and the whole dumping shattered.

>>22981311
Her main joke was something about how muslim women in Austin probably use a secret battery powered fan in their burkas to keep cool

>>22981349
yo i remember you we bonded over having the exact same experience right after the vc. except I fell into the simp trap again after a few days of thinking I was over her. hopefully she continues not posting so I forget about her.

>>22981353
Sam hyde school of comedy

>>22981349
Maybe you should reflect on your life then. I don't know how a bitch you have never spoken to can mind break you.

>>22981325
How is she your step sister? You dad divorced and married a squatemalan? And she already had kids?

>>22981354
Yeah I think I remember from /ftl/ i definitely did reply back and forth with someone who was over simping for Ellie after the VC. But yeah I didn’t fall back into it she’s bad news desu

>>22981344
o shiiit SUV

someone is out there murdering e-girls.