>>536945634
>* Amy Rose is an anchor. Her entire character matrix revolves around a one-sided romantic obsession with Sonic. Her function is to "settle down," to be a ball and chain, to bind "The Wind." She is a worthless purpose, a narrative dead end comparable to Sally Acorn, but worse. Her relationships with any character outside of Sonic are underdeveloped and statistically insignificant. She is a garbage character.
All of this is false, you KNOW it's false, I have proven that to you a billion times yesterday, shut the heck up already.

And Cream the Rabbit is "Girl Tails". That's what she is, fundamentally. She is the Girl Tails to Amy's Girl Sonic. Everything about Cream's personality is the female mirror of Tails, just as Amy is the female mirror of Sonic. Cream's dynamic with Amy reflects Tails' dynamic with Sonic, as well. It doesn't matter if you like Cream more than you like Amy, that doesn't change what either character fundamentally is.

Jumping from Cream to SAGE, might as well be trying to larp as Sundae at this rate... ... ...Don't do that.