>>938822537
"I almost know three languages, and that still is not enough to ask these guys to change a light bulb!"
>>938822794
"Anyone know what to invest in? Give this a year, and we will all be livin' large."
>>938823104
"What the-"
>The guard was briefly distracted by the fact he wasn't the only man wearing a dress on the premise, leaving him open for a pit-shot!
"Ay!"
>>938823389
"I was learning to drive that!"
>>938823627
"For all you know, this is something I nicked from the future!"
>Perhaps the guard himself didn't realize he was armed with a harmless prop!
>>938823868
"I thought the girl would be a winner."