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Anonymous No.938819523 >>938820056 >>938820195 >>938821475
Eternal Goddess Hunger Games
First 24 tributes are up, sames by request
SMALL CHANGE GOT RAINED ON WITH HIS OWN 38: Criminal Activity, get excited!
Anonymous No.938819653
Kino
Anonymous No.938819684
Birthday Boy Lenny
Anonymous No.938819706 >>938820283
Ensign Ledo
Anonymous No.938819733 >>938819911
Sonic.exe
>Bait?
Anonymous No.938819782
MaoMao
>afk mostly
Anonymous No.938819813 >>938819923
Don Quixote
>Requesting reaping!
Anonymous No.938819826
Gendarme
Anonymous No.938819860
Nephelie
Anonymous No.938819908
Playre2 Chihiro Fujisaki
Anonymous No.938819911
>>938819733
>
Seems likely but you don't lose much from posting.
Anonymous No.938819923 >>938820012
>>938819813
Yes, of course.
...
......
I feel like such a shit for asking, Don, but are you a guy or a girl? You look so androgynous here...
Anonymous No.938819928 >>938819974
Alpha1918
Anonymous No.938819936
ACK-kuya Izagoy
Anonymous No.938819972
THE NINJA
Anonymous No.938819974
>>938819928
>"hay bae u got any Black in you? u wan sum?"
Anonymous No.938820012 >>938820105
>>938819923
>It's understandable, don't worry. Despite their boyish charms, Don is female!
Anonymous No.938820016
Arnold Rothstein
Anonymous No.938820056
>>938819523 (OP)
Cody Rhodes
Anonymous No.938820105
>>938820012
Got you. I'd a notion that a girl might use the Spanish "Dona" but even that's probably outside the range of our Japanese friends' awareness.
Anonymous No.938820195
>>938819523 (OP)
Omori
Anonymous No.938820228
Roster opens to accept your sames at XX:40. I believe I've bored everyone enough with constant restatements of my policy on that particular score.
Anonymous No.938820256 >>938820346
Fumo
Anonymous No.938820276
Vanilla
Anonymous No.938820283 >>938820365
Vladilena Millize
>>938819706
Good Evening Ensign
Anonymous No.938820284
Chamber
Anonymous No.938820307
Nezuko & Tanjiro
Anonymous No.938820312
The Wet Bandits
Anonymous No.938820328
Eric
Anonymous No.938820346 >>938821217
>>938820256
Ah, finally came in the mail huh? How's the quality?
Anonymous No.938820365 >>938820487
>>938820283
Hey Lena, how ya doing?
>Ledo
Anonymous No.938820377 >>938820409
Evel Dick
Anonymous No.938820409
>>938820377
23!
>I
Anonymous No.938820486
Joshua Block
Anonymous No.938820487 >>938820577
>>938820365
Livin the dream on Gargantia, good thing my Dad made me an honorary military member when I was five, that counted towards my pension
--Lena
Anonymous No.938820495
Ghislaine Maxwell
Anonymous No.938820577 >>938820624
>>938820487
All things considered, I can't think of a better place to retire myself.
>Ledo
Anonymous No.938820624 >>938820724
>>938820577
What about the place you came from where you were going to get a day of leave as a reward?
--Lena
Anonymous No.938820646
Honey The Cat
Anonymous No.938820724
>>938820624
I'm not too sure, Lena. I never actually seen the place, only heard about it from Chamber.
Anonymous No.938820741
Cris the dealer
Anonymous No.938821217 >>938821382
>>938820346
It's great, just need to iron her hair and decals a little. They always squish em to death to make the packages extra small. The maid also needed some ironing work to look good.
Anonymous No.938821370 >>938821403
Elaborate bait.
Ignore all Ingrid games from now on. It is always bait.
Anonymous No.938821382 >>938821519
>>938821217
She looks good.
Anonymous No.938821403 >>938821476
>>938821370
Shut up nigger
Anonymous No.938821475
>>938819523 (OP)
Ellis
Phone Sam No.938821476 >>938821968
>>938821403
You say shut up but you don't say I'm wrong
Anonymous No.938821519
>>938821382
Thanks fren, I like her too. She doesn't get along with the maid tho so she has to stay on the couch. Maybe I'll fix her hair and dress a lil tomorrow
Anonymous No.938821608
Please excuse me, everyone, I just had an unexpected visitor drop by. Resuming normal service.
Anonymous No.938821925 >>938822005 >>938822058 >>938822075 >>938822117 >>938822145 >>938822233 >>938822440
Allllllllllllllll right, are we ready?
Anonymous No.938821968
>>938821476
*cough* lol *cough* lmao
Anonymous No.938822005
>>938821925
Ready!
Anonymous No.938822050
I only possess one Reimu image thus far so Sakuya shall cheer her on. Good luck Kitsume Reimu
Anonymous No.938822058
>>938821925
Ready to go.
Anonymous No.938822075
>>938821925
Let's do this!
Anonymous No.938822117
>>938821925
Try not to get my dress dirty while we work together, okay scruffy ones?
Anonymous No.938822145
>>938821925
my nigga joshua block better win!
Anonymous No.938822233
>>938821925
seej reporting in for moral support
Anonymous No.938822240 >>938822299 >>938822328 >>938822362 >>938822400 >>938822440
"Buon compleanno, Lenny!" says the underboss, followed shortly by "fucking hell, that's not what--!"

Best shoot somebody to fit in, Vanilla. Or just cruise in slow like the rest of these posers.

It's worth it just to see Sonic waving his fists and snarling like a serial anime villain about how much Maomao and Arnold will "rue this day".

And just then Omori's mom ruined everything by walking in with a tray of Rice Krispies and Tang. Meanwhile Chihiro misses the inaugural meeting altogether.

You want to die in a hail of bullets being fired from every direction, Kino and Wet Bandits?

Vladilena leads off with a "good afternoon, fellow criminals".

Money, power and women for Gendarme.

>"Hey, Carnage, how's things?"/"Not so bad, Ledo..."

SANJO!
Anonymous No.938822299
>>938822240
I'm not sure if you two really fit me and hermes' style.
Anonymous No.938822328
>>938822240
I'm not the one with the bike...
Maybe I should take one
Anonymous No.938822362
>>938822240
send Chris-chan my regards
Anonymous No.938822400 >>938822454
>>938822240
By the time my lawyer looks into this I'll be free anyway.
Anonymous No.938822440
>>938821925
"Take them down."
>>938822240
"How does a cat wear gloves? Would their claws not get in the way?"
Anonymous No.938822454 >>938822764
>>938822400
Who is your lawyer? Mine is Pariem
Anonymous No.938822537 >>938822603 >>938822630 >>938822631 >>938822633 >>938823933
Everyone who cruised in slow has to get out at some stage and Chihiro's not one to miss an opportunity.

I'll just say it, Honey Cat: You keep some God damn terrible company.

Give Lenny all your cash to eat and we'll call it even, Vanilla.

Shouldn't take you long, Fumo.

You're much quicker on the draw and the sharper shot as well, Kino, but he's a mech...

You're right, Lena, and as beating GTA was the Academy's standard training program for police cadets I'd say you're in trouble.

So stop recruiting whiteys, Gendarme. You know how lazy and unreliable they are.

At least you can read, Wet Bandits.
...
Right?

Give Joshua a good beating just to be on the safe side, Dick.

Which one's actually capable of speech, Cody?

Have a careful eye out for wandering mecha units, Nephelie.

The time this takes you, Omori, is quite depressingly brief.
Anonymous No.938822603
>>938822537
Anonymous No.938822630
>>938822537
Well.. that didn't last long.
Anonymous No.938822631
>>938822537
Name a time and place.
Anonymous No.938822633
>>938822537
It's been one of those days
Anonymous No.938822764
>>938822454
Would you believe Bellows was kind enough to take it upon herself? Of course I wanted to use Chamber but they don't want an AI in the courtroom.
Anonymous No.938822794 >>938822847 >>938822867 >>938823069 >>938823933
It really was pathetic to see all your fellow cops lining up for Cody's autograph, Lena.

Arnold quickly reasserts his authority.

Look at it this way, Ninja: Just one (1) round ago Maomao was going to cut you up.

Just so you know, Gendarme, you are now within your rights to demand they address you as "Don" or even "Godfather".

If I don't see you affectionately coddling and perhaps even having a dollies' tea party with Fumo, Chihiro, I shall be sore displeased.

Joe Pesci raps and I only wish I could be there to see it.

Lenny protests that he said "miles", not "files".

Rightly so, Nephelie. Littering's a way of life.

I think we know who to thank for that, Honey Cat.
Anonymous No.938822847 >>938823389
>>938822794
>She's playing a dangerous game!
Anonymous No.938822867 >>938823389
>>938822794
This event is correct for my position
Anonymous No.938823069 >>938823389
>>938822794
Did you honestly think I wouldn't have a dollies' tea party with Fumo? I'm offended you thought so little of me.
Anonymous No.938823104 >>938823168 >>938823210 >>938823333 >>938823933
They're actually excellent ideas and too good for this gang but lose a lot in having to be explained with charades.

Honey Cat didn't become the FBI's most wanted by sitting around picking her nose.

Who knew Don Quixote could steer a car with her feet? Not Cody and the Ninja.

NOT LENNY?!? You, Block, are history's greatest monster.

Sometimes Arnold gets nostalgic for the old days when he was just a young up-and-comer.

I'm sorry to say, Lena, that no more than five per cent of the intimidatory force that led 'em to hand everything over before either of you said a word was yours.

The doctor's happy to stitch you all up and actually relived at not having to listen to another lie about falling ass first onto some object that absolutely shouldn't have been lying around.

Everywhere Chamber looks somebody's littering. Some day a real rain's gonna come, wash all this scum off the streets!
Anonymous No.938823168
>>938823104
Anonymous No.938823210 >>938823463
>>938823104
...will I succumb if I get stabbed again?
Anonymous No.938823333
>>938823104
Long story short, we all stabbed each other, but we all managed to miss each other's vital organs, so we all get to live another day
Anonymous No.938823389 >>938823452 >>938823463 >>938823490 >>938823666 >>938823933
I'm sure I don't know, Ghislaine. Perhaps a transfer to some lower-security prison in TX might jog your memory?

>>938823069
>"Can you drive if it's a manual transmission, Chihiro?"

>>938822867
Be sparing with your trust, Arnold.

>>938822847
Requiescat in Pace, sir.

I'm absolutely staggered, Don Gerdarmo, to discover that your gang operates only the one (1) car.

If I've one (1) wish it that's the kindly old couple living next door to the Wet Bandits were out.

You heard it here first: Omori's officially hanging up his guns and putting on a McDonald's uniform.
Anonymous No.938823452
>>938823389
Anonymous No.938823463
>>938823210
Maybe I should make the test
>>938823389
Bad idea...
Anonymous No.938823490 >>938823868
>>938823389
Normally she would be dead, but the Russian Empire has a lot of friends
Anonymous No.938823627 >>938823679 >>938823933
It's a measure of your dedication to duty that you're able to sit through six hours of having Sonic characters tattooed all over your arms, Lena.

Ghislaine promptly grasses the other two up for every crime committed in the city since 2000 and receives a presidential pardon.

All the toughest guys do that, Eric; it's an important display of your status.

Got a shovel to hand, Chihiro? Fumo needs a good deep hole corresponding to Evel Dick's height and width dug.

Lenny's so beloved a figure that everyone including Arnold forgives him.

Something's seriously wrong with your opoeration, Don Gendarmo, when you have to borrow the squirt gun you're using from Chamber.
Anonymous No.938823666 >>938824100
>>938823389
This isn't my idea of a birthday party...
Anonymous No.938823679 >>938823755 >>938824100
>>938823627
Anonymous No.938823755
>>938823679
Kek
Anonymous No.938823868 >>938823931 >>938823933 >>938823989 >>938824310
>>938823490
>the Russian Empire has a lot of friends
Between the two of us, Arnold, I think she may be the only one remaining to it. Not to mention the dubiousness of her standing with the Romanovs after stealing so many of their Faberge eggs.

In case you Wet Bandits are wondering she's right now on the dash of Chihiro's car with her face pressed against the window and yelling "floor it!".

In point of fact the sum total of Gendarme's takings amounts to two (2) black eyes.

Staff at the premises in question are too astonished by the spectacle of Chamber in a long silver wig to remember any of what he says.

Time to find out what Lena's loyalty's worth, Honey Cat.

Look at him swaggering around littering, Quixote. Thinks he's so big...

Spontaneous celebrations break out as Lenny's beaming face appears on every screen in the city.
Anonymous No.938823931 >>938824060 >>938824147 >>938824295
>>938823868
Don't
Anonymous No.938823933 >>938824295
>>938822537
"I almost know three languages, and that still is not enough to ask these guys to change a light bulb!"
>>938822794
"Anyone know what to invest in? Give this a year, and we will all be livin' large."
>>938823104
"What the-"
>The guard was briefly distracted by the fact he wasn't the only man wearing a dress on the premise, leaving him open for a pit-shot!
"Ay!"
>>938823389
"I was learning to drive that!"
>>938823627
"For all you know, this is something I nicked from the future!"
>Perhaps the guard himself didn't realize he was armed with a harmless prop!
>>938823868
"I thought the girl would be a winner."
Anonymous No.938823989 >>938824295
>>938823868
So this is what it feels like when Lukkage does it to others, feels bad man
Anonymous No.938824060 >>938824254
>>938823931
Come back to us, Violet
Anonymous No.938824100 >>938824150 >>938824254 >>938824565
Don Quixote shoots quite a few of them down before she's mobbed, eventually succumbing to repeated blows with a water pistol.

>>938823679
The doctor who attended Chihiro, Gendarme and the others in that earlier event is decidedly brusque with you, Alpha.

They probably also fetch Chihiro a good clip round the ear for burning an entire magazine without scoring one hit against *Chamber*.

>>938823666
Trips of truth ward you from harm, Lenny.

It's a sad state of affairs in which a shooter can't even distinguish between an honest Jewish-American businessman and members of a Japanese crime syndicate, Lena. Sit in the corner and think very carefully about what you've done now.

Yeah, even plushies discriminate.
Anonymous No.938824147 >>938824254
>>938823931
V... I... O... L... E... T...
Anonymous No.938824150 >>938824494
>>938824100
I'm being attacked as if I were Jewish
Anonymous No.938824254 >>938824369 >>938824494 >>938825802
>>938824100
Should have never allowed non Fumos in.

>>938824060
After being backstabbed by my "friend", after he made everyone turn on me, shitpost me and ridicule me? I think not. The only reason I am in this game is because I'm browsing b all day out of boredom and happened to see ingrid's game. I'm not going back to the place ruled by a server full of backstabbing vile people whose only aim it is to drive everyone out. Sam can have his thread all for himself. I gave up. He won.
>>938824147
What is it anon.
Anonymous No.938824295 >>938824407 >>938824565 >>938824711
Chamber is astonished to find himself the recipient of the police's loftiest bravery award and a full pension.

>>938823933
The members of your gang are fewer in number and actually seem quite mutinous, Godfather. Best reconsider that order.

>>938823989
I don't think even that toothless idiot of a pirate whose name I can't seem to remember ever tried this, Lena.

>>938823931
>hopelessly drunk and out of his class, Evel Dick slumps under the table

Honey Cat didn't need to expend much effort. It's Joe Pesci.
Anonymous No.938824310 >>938824694
>>938823868
The B stands for "birthday"
Anonymous No.938824369 >>938824711
>>938824254
>the place ruled by a server full of backstabbing vile people
Is this server the Council or Sam's server
Anonymous No.938824407 >>938824694
>>938824295
It seems I am well-suited for this type of employment.
Anonymous No.938824494 >>938824545 >>938824565
>>938824150
And the other one's from a dedicated ethnostate!

>>938824254
Fumo ain't forget you niggas!

But do you also eat it in front of them, Chihiro?

Dick resolves never to drink again.

That done, Gendarme's embarrasingly obliged to ask his henchmen to spot him for two (2) more shells.
Anonymous No.938824545
>>938824494
Anonymous No.938824565
>>938824100
"Sorry senhora, yet I run a tight ship."
>>938824295
"Really want me to go after a guy on his birthday? A guy that must already be ill with something at that?"
>>938824494
>The guard ended up wincing at the result of his own activities.
"She still has eight lives, right?"
Anonymous No.938824694 >>938824807 >>938824818 >>938824824 >>938824952 >>938824955 >>938824981
>>938824310
Host power says there horseshoes in that crotchety hag's purse, Lenny. I'm not having you beaten to death with a *Fumo*.

>>938824407
In a devastating final insult Lena walks away with a police medal, crosses out your name and overwrites it with hers in sharpie marker. That girl's gone.

Alpha also receives an award, although it's mainly because Arnold's too busy having the shit kicked out of him.
Anonymous No.938824711 >>938824783
>>938824295
Fumo knows what's good..

>>938824369
Obviously sam's
Anonymous No.938824783 >>938825566
>>938824711
>Sam is good guys!
>Two weeks later: Grrr Sam betray!!!1
Anonymous No.938824807
>>938824694
The Major's proficiency in combat exceeds all expectations.
>Explodes.
Anonymous No.938824818
>>938824694
DAMN YOU DICK!
Anonymous No.938824824 >>938825105
>>938824694
Great, now I have to order a new one..
Anonymous No.938824896 >>938824955 >>938825001 >>938825007
PHEW. It's Feast time, everybody, and you know what that means!

Alpha eats angrily, shooting hostile glances in every direction.

In fact she even helps herself to the carefully-prepared kosher dish intended for another, unaccountably late guest.

Very possibly, Lena, but they really could that extra push. You know what to do.

Things went seriously downhill when Gendarme noticed that Chihiro was a boy.
Anonymous No.938824952 >>938825242
>>938824694
Anonymous No.938824955 >>938825242
>>938824694
"You stick with us, we will make you men of the Lord, ready to see the worse this place has to offer!"
>>938824896
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmIXJbNyU_A
>Straight through the hat...
Anonymous No.938824981 >>938825242
>>938824694
Chamber, enter Service Mode
Anonymous No.938825001 >>938825242
>>938824896
It's such a shame, he was going to end up being the bottom bitch...
Anonymous No.938825007 >>938825022
>>938824896
Anonymous No.938825022
>>938825007
I love you
Anonymous No.938825105
>>938824824
I'm torn. The event says you're dead but it's also likely she was content to beat you flat and hadn't reckoned with your regenerative potential.

I can truthfully say that you're untroubled by the police, Alpha, but armed FBI agents are gathered outside your door in numbers more usually associated with the capture of Jake and Elwood Blues.

Still there, Dick.

Vladilena won't soon forget Chihiro's derisive laughter or cutting raillery.
Anonymous No.938825242 >>938825304 >>938825880
>>938824952
As Dick's about to discover to his sorrow your dog has a taste for meat.

>>938824955
This piety's going to be the death of you, Gendarme. F.

>>938825001
You're really handing out the insults.

>>938824981
He's a tricycle now?
Anonymous No.938825304 >>938825443
>>938825242
Anonymous No.938825320 >>938825493
Peace and WNS, let's bring this on home!

All they got out of Alpha was a contemptuous snort and two upraised birds.
Anonymous No.938825443 >>938825601
>>938825304
Boob?
Anonymous No.938825459 >>938825519
"I can definitely smell a pork product of some kind" is complicated to sign but Alpha manages it.

Chihiro learns the hard way not to cross the old folks who operate the local knitting shop.
Anonymous No.938825493 >>938825551
>>938825320
Anonymous No.938825506 >>938825525 >>938825562 >>938825601
And in another triumph for Russian ruthlessness the winner is -- !
Anonymous No.938825519
>>938825459
>the old folks who operate the local knitting shop.
kek
Anonymous No.938825525 >>938825601 >>938825701
>>938825506
GG Alpha!
TFH Ingrid!!!
Anonymous No.938825551 >>938825601 >>938825610 >>938825852
>>938825493
Congratulations, Alpha! Thanks for playing, everyone.
Anonymous No.938825562 >>938825601 >>938825701
>>938825506
Thanks for the game Ingrid, well done Alpha.
Anonymous No.938825566
>>938824783
I was fooled. Happens to the best of us.
Anonymous No.938825582 >>938825701
Gg frens
Anonymous No.938825601
>>938825443
>>938825506
>>938825525
>>938825551
>>938825562
Anonymous No.938825610 >>938825682 >>938825701
>>938825551
GG everyone, thank you Ingrid for hosting and congratulations to Alpha!
Anonymous No.938825642 >>938825682 >>938825701
Gratz Eternal Silver member, thanks for hosting other Eternal Silver member
Anonymous No.938825682
>>938825610
>>938825642
Anonymous No.938825701
>>938825525
>>938825562
>>938825582
>>938825610
>>938825642
You are all most welcome. And if you're reading, Lenny, here's wishing you all the best on your birthday!
Phone Sam No.938825802 >>938827213
>>938824254
Nigga, I didn't do shit to you or turn anyone against you.

It's not my fault your an asahole to you friends and they finally got sick of your bullshit and called you out.

Look in a mirror, my guy, because I never did shit to you and my discord never did shit to you (even though you had zero problem shitting on both)
Anonymous No.938825852 >>938826019
>>938825551
>Thanks.
Anonymous No.938825880
>>938825242
>your dog has a taste for meat.
wtf
Anonymous No.938826019
>>938825852
Thanks for playing, Gendarme. I didn't intend any insult by playing you as the leader of such an impoverished and shabbily equipped syndicate; your events seemed so supportive of the idea that resisting was just impossible.
Anonymous No.938827213
>>938825802
I was talking about Seej, you moron. You simply enable those horrid people. Now go back to fostering your server of hatred.
I have in my entire life not met a person a horrid as that guy. The definition of a snake.