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>Be American
>Go to Walmart to buy bread (cake)
>Use an reinforced machine to carry my fat ass around the store because the machines they have at the store broke because they were underengineered and can't carry 350lbs
>Finish shopping and drive outside
>Get shot in a drive-by by Jamal, Daquarius, LeGenius and DeShawn
>Go to hospital and get presented with $35k bill that I can't pay
>"At least I'm not Europoor"
>Die in the corridor
>Family presented with $50k funeral bill for the crane and reinforced extra-wide coffin
Many such cases