Thread 106316210

Why don't we have this technology here? I'm jealous.

because american bread comes pre-sliced.

>>106316230
>land of the free
>you can't slice your own bread

>>106316210 (OP)
>cutting your bread
Absolutely disgusting. You cut it at home, just the amount you need
I love bread

>>106316237
You have to pay extra for the opportunity to slice it yourself.

>>106316210 (OP)
Women are technology

>>106316210 (OP)

She's a bottle blonde. Real German QT has real blonde hair.

>>106316210 (OP)
Because some degenerete would put in their coke bottle or baby or a cat etc.

In Deutschland wir also habben Rawmilchvendingmachinen right next to die Kattlepastyure.

>>106316210 (OP)
Those slices are way too thin for that kind of bread.

>>106316230
>pre-sliced
Gross
>>106316240
>You cut it at home, just the amount you need
This is the way

>>106316284
>I didn't mean to put Stewie in there I just wanted bread!

>>106316210 (OP)
what the fuck, in Poland for the last 10 years I have seen better machines. Literally just put your bread in, select from a menu the type of slice you want and that's it. No need for securing it, like she did in the video.

>>106316273
>picrel
Arnold spent years pumping loads into a fat, old cleaning maid.

in america we can own guns so you can just shoot pieces off of the bread as you need them

>>106316210 (OP)
>Why don't we have this technology here
one day you'll be as useless as the germans and you will have your own super-market-bread-cutter

>>106316240
It's for freezing it so you don't have to bother buying fresh bread

Why would you even want that?
Just a lot of hassle with no benefit.

Also if you want real bread you go to a bakery not a supermarket.
And the bakery can slice it any way you like for you using a professional bread slicer that doesn't have to be made retard proof.

>>106316335
>freezing it
You're not exactly making your case stronger you know?

>>106316353
because pre-slice is shit.

>>106316389
You think bakeries sell pre-sliced bread?
They slice it just before handing it to you, or leave it unsliced if you prefer.

This thing is just a retarded circus act to make your shitty supermarket bread look more fancy, but it's still shitty supermarket bread made in a factory instead of freshly made at your local bakery.

>>106316210 (OP)
Because some homeless man would cum in it, Jamal would spit in it and some hormonal post partum mom would run her baby through it.

You couldn't pay me to use machinery the average joe in some grocery store has access to to cut my food, it's bad enough a minimum wage worker made it, packaged it, and shelved it.

It's not like slicing bread at home is hard.

>>106316273
Are the rumors true? Is Jamie Lee Curtis a male with female genitalia?

>>106316273
Her body looks like a morrowind asset

I love the USAs little innovations that the rest of the world never thought of.
>pre slice bread
>half full toilet bowls
>garbage disposals
>air conditioning
>clothes dryers
>google maps
Every day I’m thankful I’m not European

>>106316210 (OP)
Seen them in Kaufland in Poland, never bothered to use them since I have knives at home. I guess Germans have to rely on them since they've banned knives and spoons much like the UK.

>over-engineered
>ugly interface
>too violet when cutting
germoids

>>106316640
Water softeners

>>106316210 (OP)
That's a lawsuit waiting to happen when someone sticks their fingers in there.

>>106316273
kek @ picrel

>>106316273
who the fuck is Amold?

>>106316210 (OP)
I simply use a knife at home
very eco-friendly and skill-building

>>106316210 (OP)
>*drops a hot log into the machine*
DIN-DIN'S READY JANNY
NOW CLEAN IT UP

>>106316210 (OP)
too dangerous for manchildren

>>106316882
>who the fuck is Amold?
The guy who didn't have to imagine being in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. The man who didn't have to like seriously imagine having to not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. He had been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. I mean, he had never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and he knew he could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because he was fucking Arnold. He wasn't going to lose his future political career over this. So he just beared it. Hid his face and beared it.
That's Arnold.

>>106316569
that would imply some kind of bizarre transsexual agenda among the us ruling class

>>106316210 (OP)
Attractive women were thought-up and created by European men for a reason. It's an exclusive technology for our own purposes.

>>106316210 (OP)
wonderbra

>>106316210 (OP)
>german tech
>pointlessly overengineered
every time.

put a boat person head in it

:))))))

>>106316210 (OP)
We do, also that bread looks disgusting

>>106316210 (OP)
>we
>here
who's we? here where? where the fuck do you think i am?

>>106316210 (OP)
Because the feral yoof would figure out how to defeat the lid closed interlock and start jamming each other's body parts into it.

>>106316210 (OP)
We've had this technology for decades.

I was buying my bread at whole foods (fresh fields at the time) in the late '90s and they sliced their fresh bakery bread in a similar machine when you bought it.

>>106316273
>pic
Holy KEK

>>106316307
They do it for fun.

>>106316284
You think far to highly of the average inner city project junkie.

That thing would be filled with literal shit inside of 72 hours. The only way it wouldn't is if it got smashed or stolen first.

>>106316210 (OP)
Americans pre-slice stuff. not always, but often enough.
and if such a machine were replicated here, it would first be replicated without that safety lid, then added later when some dumbasses lose fingers and sue.

>>106316210 (OP)
Because Americans would instantly injure themselves or break it.

>>106316273
wasnt't arnold famously against having sex scenes in his movies?

>>106316273
idgi, she looks kinda hot

Imagine some fat retarded boomer amerifuck in a mobility scooter trying to operate one of these without horribly maiming themselves

>>106320868
Exactly, and the manufacturer would be called a white supremacists who designed the device to cut the hands of black kids.

>>106316230
>Bread

>>106316210 (OP)
>Why don't we have this technology here?
because you can literally assassinate someone or an hero with that shit.

some homeless refugee would piss and shit in it

>>106316210 (OP)
Imagine eating bread instead of delicious roti.

>>106316210 (OP)
I've seen this thread before, or at least the same webm in the OP, though I couldn't fine the previous one in some archive
are these AI threads? some kind of clone threads or automated posts? some retarded shit some random retard posts once a year or something?

>>106316210 (OP)
Lawsuits, it won't be long before somebody put a baby in there.

>>106321373
10 years of shoot rape implementation, is what the british need

>>106316210 (OP)
>selects 10 on the display
>it gives 16 slices plus a thicker butt lump

>>106316210 (OP)
Sliced bread goes stale fast. It's for idiots who eat gross shitty bread.

>>106316210 (OP)
unironically Walmart and Costco

>>106316210 (OP)
americans would find a way to injure themselves with it and sue the supermarket chain for a gajillion dollars

>>106321996
lol

>>106316882
It is me... I'm Arnold, that scene was pretty horrific but we did get it done in just 3 takes

>>106316210 (OP)
You're supposed to use glove you filthy bitch

>>106316640
You can have all these things anywhere
>clothes dryers
Never understood the need, they further damage/reduce lifespan of fabrics for no good reason. Just hang it up for a day voila

>>106321488
>goes stale
You freeze it. Bread freezes incredibly well. Couple slices on the counter for 15 mins or toaster defrost and you have good as fresh bread months after it was bought

>>106316210 (OP)
You see that woman following proper instructions around potentially hazardous equipment?

Not happening fren.

>>106322761
No. I will not freeze it.

>>106316210 (OP)
>eat bread
>feel like shit
>intestines hurt

yeah no thank you keep your poison

>>106316210 (OP)
If Hitler won everybody would have one of these

>>106323197
wow your stomach must be really weak lol

>>106323197
>uwww bwead huwt my tumtum
Pussy lol.

>>106323197
You have IBS or gluten intolerance m8, most people don't

>>106316230
American "bread" doesn't actually qualify as bread in Europe due to the amount of sugar in it.

>>106316210 (OP)
What happens if you put a Jew in it?

>>106323430
it would hurt

>>106323447
Nah we would have to test it on every jew just to be sure first

>>106323306
im fucked, aint i?

>>106316230
>american bread
that's called cake over here
they have to pay 5$ plus a loaf for something that isn't considered a cake globally

>>106316210 (OP)
Someone would somehow, some way, figure out how to cut off their finger if this was in the States...

They would then turn around and sue because 'Murrica...

>>106321996
OK President Xi, now you've done it. China officially won.

We can't have this in the US because Americans are retarded, someone would try putting flammable/metallic objects in the trough.

>>106323609
Americans would line babies up in front of it to optimise circumcisions

>>106316210 (OP)
Some moronic Mutt would suredly chop his arm off and sue the company for millions

>>106323535
>>106323335
I know Europeans have extremely limited freedom of choice over there but you do realize there are more breads offered here than just generic soft baked loafs. Your baguette or rioche or tijgerbrood or focaccia and so forth is nothing special. Literally anyone can make them and plenty of actual bakeries here do as well when you leave the grocery store

>>106319195
/thread

Just because it's not in every grocery store in America doesn't mean it doesn't exist at all in America

>>106323749
>more breads offered here than just generic soft baked loafs. Your baguette or rioche or tijgerbrood or focaccia is nothing special
>lists a bunch of bread that are commonly found in the grocery store in Europe
what was your point here?>

>>106316210 (OP)
because usa people are so fucked up they will put a baby inside and push the button

>>106316210 (OP)
Because some nigger is going to go AY YO FINNA CUT MAH HAIR WIT DIS THING LMAOO and fucking die when it crushes his underdeveloped negroid skull

>>106316210 (OP)
We have those here in Españistan too, but they're usually only in german supermarkets like lidl and aldi, I don't remember if the mercadona near me have it too since it's a rather new building.

>>106316640
>clothes dryers
I'm in NZ and I have 2 clothes dryers (1 was left when I bought the house, the other came with my washing machine. I never use it at all because I've got a washing line in my garage which works great, but my retard flatmates only use the clothes dryers.
It's such an unnecessary expense in power just hang your clothes up for free. I get that if you're in an apartment and there's no space for drying racks or whatever, so a dryer is more essential, but I'll never understand people who use dryers when you don't need to.
Also garbage disposals are for retards. All they do is clog up your drains full of bullshit. Because I live in a first world country, we've got a food waste bin that goes into making compost and everything that would go down the garbage disposal goes into that instead.
Also you fags should discover bidets properly.

>>106316230
buy from a bakery they usually have a bread slicer behind the counter.

>>106323535
> pic
retarded comparison you earn a lot more in SF than in the shithole Berlin.

>>106324319
not retarded
you earn more but everything is 61% more expensive, basically cancelling out any increase

>>106316210 (OP)
The bread you can buy at a German supermarket is even worse garbage than that from a typical shitty bakery chain.
If you don't get your bread from a family bakery that actually upholds the almost lost standard for quality you're not eating real German bread.

>>106324382
you don't live in SF you just work there same shit as in Berlin only in the former you earn enough to afford a home while in Berlin you will keep living next to green retards. Its a stupid comparison much better would be comparing some eastern European city like Warsaw there you get something for your money.

why do soys need everything done for them by a machine? buy a bread knife idiot

>>106324609
Except people do live in SF so that's not much of an argument.

>>106316210 (OP)
just cut it at home so it lasts longer before it gets stale.

>>106316230
if you live near a bakery in the use you can ask for a loaf of whatever bread type and then have them use that weird vibrating slicer thing.

>>106325488
We ain't allowed sharp things at home no more

The ones you will find in Norway, not sure who makes them.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JA_kpApRyaE

>>106316210 (OP)
I have this in my country but I have never used it. Why should it? it takes a second to cut a slice. It also lasts longer fresh if you dont cut it all (the sliced pieces dry out faster)

>>106324382
I would earn 5 times as much if I lived in commiefornia working as a programmer than I do here and their food is still cheaper than here. Fuck yuroop.

>>106316882
Amold Schwarzenigger

>>106316640
Kek. Its true but also in a wierd kind of way.
But also
>High fructose corn syrup
This was a shitty invention. So was the cotton gin. Because now theres niggers running around in fruit of the loom and they refuse to work.

>>106316240
>pre-cut slices
>you only take what you need off the sliced loaf
>this makes euro brains implode

>>106322751
Hear that, everyone stuck living in an apartment with no yard to speak of? Just hang your clothes in the lawn you don't have LOL
What's that? Winter exists? Rain exists? Snow exists? uhhhhh
retard

>>106321488
Do euros leave the bread on the counter? no bag, no box, no storage of any type?

>>106321996
Just what I needed: A trash can you can't use if the power goes out or some mechanical part breaks.

>>106322751
If you try line drying your clothes in the USA in summer you'll have mold growing on them long before they dry in at least 1/3 of the country. Dryers aren't just great for the convenience, they're an actual requirement to have clean clothing in a significant portion of the country.

Euros legitimately have zero clue what it's like to be 95F/35C with 95+% humidity, or even worse, upper 80s with 85+% humidity in the summer and -40 in the winter. You need dehumidification from air conditioning in the summer and then you need humidification in the winter because the outside is so fucking cold there is zero moisture in it, so any air exchange dries out your house.

>they further damage/reduce lifespan of fabrics for no good reason.
A good dryer made anytime this century does not meaningfully damage fabrics unless they're the shittiest short fiber garbage made by asian children you can find. Buy decent cotton, wool, or silk and there's legitimately no practical difference in fabric lifetime. If you've got some piece of shit "they don't build them like they used to" dryer from the 70s that causes rolling blackouts in California when you turn it on, then yeah, sure, that's going to pummel your clothes into dust, but modern ones are quite gentle.

>>106327585
> 95F/35C with 95+% humidity
you’ve never been to the UK or Portugal and it shows.

Brotschneidemaschine

>>106316273
>>106316284
>>106316882
link because anon is a faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8k8Dry1s7Q

>>106327650
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rXNDoDM233I

>>106316210 (OP)
Wait... ESTADOS OBESOS DON'T HAVE THIS???


HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>106316210 (OP)
We do they just don't have it out for any retard or nigger to fuck with. Go to the counter and ask them to slice it it in front of you if you're so autistic.

>>106316335
What's the point of eating bread if it's not fresh? Maybe if you're starving I guess.

>>106316230
That ain't very slice.

>>106316719
I assume the machine only lets you turn it on if the window is closed and immediately turns off if you open it, like a microwave.

>>106316353
pretty sure that's a lidl and they have their own bakeries, you can watch the workers stock the shelves with freshly baked bread and pastries

>>106327608
Honestly can't tell if this is supposed to be bait or not.

Sure, the UK can get that hot, but down in the South that's just a Tuesday. It'll get up into the 90s or 100s every day for a solid month at a time. I've been in Texas when it was 105F and raining. The UK may as well be Siberia in comparison to Southeast Texas in July. You need to be on some industrial grade copium to equate the weather in the UK to the American Southeast.

The funny thing is that I actually lived in the UK for nearly two years for work. People there bitch about the heat when it gets above 80F and then they wear fucking down coats when it's 40 out. I swear the Brits are some of the biggest pussies about the weather that I've ever had to deal with. London practically shuts down when they get anything more than a dusting of snow. Meanwhile their roads melt when it's more than 90 for 3 days in a row. If you're going to complain about the weather at least pick one side of hot or cold.

>>106316486
>Because some homeless man would cum in it, Jamal would spit in it and some hormonal post partum mom would run her baby through it.
Basically this, we can't have nice things

>>106316210 (OP)
These people are just looking to get sued.

>>106327368
It's Japan, the power doesn't go out and the parts don't break.

Kek wtf, in Norway we have had bread cutting machines for probably 15 years now ane they have always been better than that shit, you just drop the bread in from the top snd close the latch and the machine spits out the bread cut into pefect slices. Why did they make that one so shit?

>>106316273
SEX WITH GRANNY

>>106321996
>go to throw out the trash at 2:00 AM because you only remembered garbage day after your bender
>get blasted with UV light to make sure you wake the fuck up
th... thanks

>>106316210 (OP)
we do have it. it's behind the bakery counter they have to do it for you

otherwise people here would use it to chop their cocks off.

>>106323197
>>106323501

It's probably the baker’s yeast added for the fermentation. Eat only sourdough bread.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sourdough
Maybe worth checking fodmap diet also

Since we have a bread technology thread, someone recommend me a toaster.

It needs at least 2 slots, the ability to do bagels and long bread slices.

Pic related is what I'm considering currently, but I'll happily take a cheaper option if they're good.

>>106316210 (OP)
American's are dumb as shit and would somehow slice their hands off. It's why OSHA is a thing and even then managers ignore it.

>>106316882
Do you seriously not know True Lies, anon?

Am I the only one who cares that she didn't wash her habds after touching all sorts of things outside? In my culture, we're taught to first wash our hands before touching food.

>>106321996
>solution to a problem that did not exist in the first place
thanks bug man

>>106330052
Must be all that mudslime influence lately, I hear they wipe their asses with their left hand and just avoid touching food with it because they don't wash their hands over there.

>>106327608
Portuguese here, 30°C+ with > 80% humidity is pretty unheard of. Summers are usually quite dry in most of the country which is why we have the highest percentage of burned land in the EU every year due to wildfires. Portugal sits at around the same latitude as Virginia, nowhere near the tropical insanity that the US gets in Florida or whatever.

>>106316210 (OP)
It's unsanitary. Dust and lint is going to get in there. Some people might also accidentally sneeze or spit in the machine.

>>106316210 (OP)
>Be German
>Go to Lidl to buy bread
>Use an overengineered machine to slice the bread at the store because the machine they used at the factory broke because it was even more overengineered so you have to slice the bread yourself
>Finish shopping and step outside
>Get hit by a truck of peace driven by Ahmed
>Go to prison for being intolerant

Many such cases

My local bakery had one of these for anyone to just go and use, all the blades were exposed. It terrified me as a kid. Later I ended up working there, and my coworker (she was a bit slow) cut the tips of her fingers off on a cheese cutting machine, we called her "fing".

>>106330293
>Be American
>Go to Walmart to buy bread (cake)
>Use an reinforced machine to carry my fat ass around the store because the machines they have at the store broke because they were underengineered and can't carry 350lbs
>Finish shopping and drive outside
>Get shot in a drive-by by Jamal, Daquarius, LeGenius and DeShawn
>Go to hospital and get presented with $35k bill that I can't pay
>"At least I'm not Europoor"
>Die in the corridor
>Family presented with $50k funeral bill for the crane and reinforced extra-wide coffin
Many such cases

>>106316210 (OP)
Because black people would use this to do late-term abortions

>>106316307
that's why many poles are going back now

>>106316273
His taste wasn't young blondes though, it was trashy plump curly haired latinas on the older side.

>>106330558
tldr
>be American
>get shot

>>106320936
agreed
we are the only ones with high test in this thread it seems

>>106316210 (OP)
that's a shit model. I just did that few days ago, just place the bread inside and push a button, it grabs it automatically, and I have 3 presets for slice thickness, that I can choose from. and it doesn't spread it out like that, keeps it together. EU chads win yet again

>>106330496
thats why you always have the demonstration where you ask them if their finger is stronger than a wood dowel and cut the dowel

>>106316210 (OP)
We do, work in a bakery. Or buy one from restaurantsupply.com

>>106332056
the results are fine dude
if anything if you had a mechanism to keep the bread all together, you'd run the risk of double-slicing

>>106316210 (OP)
1. American bread is pre-sliced.
2. I guarantee there would be a lawsuit in a week over someone somehow finding a way to injure themselves on it.

>>106332218
Home Depot has a radial arm saw that can be used to cut wood
hypothetically anybody can just use it but you're supposed to call someone over and let them cut it for you

>>106332174
gravity dude. keeps it at an angle, and pushes the bread up so each slice is perfect.

>>106332218
>1. American bread is pre-sliced.
that's not bread my dude, that's rectangular plastic. you clearly do not know what bread is
the device has fuckload of sensors, doesn't work without door closed

Also it's kinda weird how we invented KFC but we don't have the technology for self-driving KFC delivery and the Asians do. They really are more advanced than us.

>Americans think they have bread
No, you don't. I've been to the US, you literally don't have bread. No, that's not bread.

>>106322160
americans have never actually been crazy with frivolous lawsuits. literally never happened.
that false impression was given to you by mcdonalds marketing team after they fused an old lady's genitals with her leg by serving coffee in a styrofoam cup that was literally at the boiling point.
she only asked for medical expenses.
mcdonalds fought tooth and nail and she was awarded punitive damages.

>>106332425
KFC in the US is a dying fast food franchise that doesn't even try to compete with popeyes, churches or anyone really, every time yum brands needs a few more percentage points of growth, they just jack up KFC prices.

>>106332456
people still believe the frivilous lawsuit story so mcdonalds won that case in the court of public opinion

>>106332425
I don't understand why people buy food from remote locations like this or through uber eats.
This is how you die of poisoning from a bad actor.

At least buying it from the store you have a chance that you can see them putting shit in it or a lower chance of poisoning because all the food is batch made for the entire public and not specifically you.
People using uber eats are insane. I hear stories of people rubbing their dick on food at fast food places, let alone with uber eats.

Remember, perverts exist. They will poison you for thrills.

I wish we invented bread too.

>>106332425
Americans would empty it instead of taking just the one they paid for. Or they might just smash the window. Or tip it over.

>>106316210 (OP)
woop a de fucking do, a machine that slices your bread, something that you can do in like 5 seconds yourself.

>>106316240
the problem is that I end up cutting uneven pieces and the bread gets stale too fast

>>106316882
Ahnold Schvotzanayguh

>>106316284
>some degenerate
you mean brown person

>>106333195
No, that's a nigger my fellow brahmin man.

this what they used after they baked the jews.

>>106333459
I doubt jews would be soft and tasty enough to be cut like that.
That's why they were turned into ash... supposedly.
Even though it's logistically impossible btw.

>Khmer rouge agrees and I've seen those skulls myself

This machine exists because Europeans aren't allowed to own knives, or guns.

>>106333621
>americans shoot their bread.

>>106333642
this is our bread cutter

>>106316210 (OP)
Grains are not healthy for you, nor do they provide any benefits whatsoever.
Avoid grains at all costs, build up your body with food rich in vitamins.
All vitamins are not made the same, so avoid supplements.
Eat pork, beef, fish such as salmon (not sushi there is no fucking benefit to sushi, only negatives), chicken, fruits, vegetables, and nuts.
Absolutely no processed foods. And no dairies either, especially not cheese.
A glass of red wine for every dinner is fine, but no more alcohol than that.

>>106316210 (OP)
>Why don't we have this technology here? I'm jealous.
Because you don't even have bread. You eat sponge instead.

>>106333684
>made in england

>>106328200
London is literally RIGHT on the gulf stream, on top of already being super close to an ocean and multiple seas. It's got the fucking mildest weather year-round, going from 10*C in the winter to 20*C in the summer, and anything beyond that is considered too cold or too hot.
It's geographically designed to be an utterly lukewarm place, and the people here have gotten used to it.

Leave it to the germans to make a machine for something incredibly niche.

>>106332425
too many you-know-whos in america for something like that. this requires a high-trust society

>>106329999
>long bread slices.
How long? As in, gib measurements of the longest slice you plan to toast.
If you buy a fuckhugely long toaster then most of the heat is wasted unless you always toast 30cm long bread slices.

>>106330052
Do you not wash your hands after going to the toilet?

>>106334583
How does that prevent some faggots with cholera sneezing on a doorknob or trolley handle that you then touch while in the supermarket

>>106330052
That being said the entire bread cutter is completely uncovered and you just place your bread down onto it, so I think her hands aren't even the biggest problem here.

>>106333697
>And no dairies either, especially not cheese.
if you have shit genes maybe

>>106331196
Le cœur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît point

>>106334577
Long enough where if I buy a round loaf 10" in diameter, I'll actually be able to toast a slice from the center of the loaf.

>>106330052
there's usually thin plastic gloves you use to get your shit like bread/pastry. so yeah she's filthy

>>106332425
Wow their goyslop distribution methods are so advanced

>>106334111
Don't tell the Britbongs that though. They get very defensive when you make fun of their melting roads. Or their fucking abysmal excuse for cuisine. Britain has rapid weather changes. It can go from sunny to cool damp rain and back 3 times in a day, but I never had a proper steamy sauna day in nearly 2 years of living there. Meanwhile in the shithole known as Mississippi, that's just a state of being for multiweek stretches multiple times a year.

>>106330136
Makes sense. I wasn't going to comment because I've not actually set foot in Portugal, but the bonger going off about how the UK gets hot was peak lmao material.

>>106323749
We have that pre-sliced soft bread too. The difference is that the companies here make it with actual ingredients while your companies make them with man-made chemicals beyond human comprehension.