What do you talk about Pokemon with coworkers?

>>719244894
>be bee
>be me
>playing Dark Souls 2
>used the Greatsword because it looked cool
>get my ass reamed by Fume Knight in Dark souls 2
>run around different areas in the hopes of grinding my way out
>pop a blood vessel during the fight with Sinh
>eventually win through the power of using three weapons and switching them around midfight
>sold everything so i was actually using dex scaling swords despite my dex being half my str
>game is actually pisseasy when you're not skullfucking yourself trying to wield the slowest weapon in the game
>go back to Fume Knight with my epic Drakeblood
>rape him like a small child
I beat the game.

>>938922541
Now I'm horny

It's time to finally be mature about it and admit that Doom is the best metroidvania. Colored keys are an infinitely better representation of gated progression than MOBA abilities.

>>106358745
Because users are mostly stupid retards, and nobody wants to cater to them (or at least to the average/retarded user). Corpshitters are forced to make their products usable by the average normgroid, and in turn their design decisions are directed by normgroid execs. It's a filthy cycle, or more accurately a filthy vortex of shit.

>>718885641
Subscribed to your eceleb blog. Keep me updated on who and what twisted your panties tomorrow.

>>106316210
Sliced bread goes stale fast. It's for idiots who eat gross shitty bread.

>>938690599
I seriously doubt anyone I know could do the worst possibly thing(s) I can imagine.

>>82239708
I have femoid fatigue.

>>106312048
And what, precisely, does this have to do with Video Games?

>>718373762
>addicting
It's supposed to be "addictive", you FUCKING idiot. I know that language evolves and zoomers/esls have embraced "addictive" for whatever reason, but it's still retarded.

>>718260001
Don't know, don't care.
>oooohhhhh but you cared enough to reply!
Oooohhhhh nooooooooooo, you got me.

>>76509775
Prostitutes will be happier to fuck you now
They might even give you a discount for repeat business

>>718137591
>I actually paid for this

>>513084678
I hate dancing.

>>938418384
>"AI" "gf"
Do people really?

>>718028480
I don't know but I once read some jewish woman's fanfic of them where the main character is some random peasant that tags along and half the book is just whimsical contemplations by the narrator of how Arthur was the best of us and Arthur was the kindest of us and how he was the best humanity had to offer. And then he gets cucked. He gets cucked by one of his best friends. And he forgives them. And then his wife, who he treated like a friend gets so remorseful and sad and keeps pestering him into getting back together so they get together again. And then he gets cucked again. And there's a timeskip in the middle of it all where the main character gets cucked by his childhood friend who went to join the druids and had to get her cherry popped by an old druid for some reason. Every mention of Arthur brings to mind that disgusting swill. I wish I could scour memories on demand. I can't even visit /int/ anymore because reading the word SAAR reminds me of knights and by extension Arthur and it just pisses me off. I can't even remember the name or arthur anymore it's just random fragmants of turds floating around in my mind.

>>16747581
Video Games?

This nostalgia shit is kinda gay ngl

>>82103923
Fuck these assholes. Why should they have such power?

>>717408561
That's a poopoo hole

ITT: coomers that must coom to children, and they will find a way to coom to children even if it means drawing children in order to coom, or prompting generative AI to create pictures of children so they can coom
fucking coomers man, I hate them

>>16738186
Squishy. Fatty. Gross. It's weird. But it's pretty cool too.

>>937558984
Why do they wear the bandaid?

>>511266777
It's serious #1? I guess it really activates foid neurons.

>>716113703
>>716116929
You faggots are fucking retarded. The obvious implication of their presence in the image (right next to "Hundreds of games banned") is that they are some of the banned games, which of course THEY ARE NOT. Why don't you put some of the incest games that were actually banned in the image, instead?

>>510921839
He's basically retarded zogbot hitler, without any of the hitler parts, and he's geriatric and orange

Herr Doktor says I have gaytarded frogtism.

>>81890631
How is this repression? It's more like unchecked indulgence and hyperdevelopment.

The idea that an LLM can "win" a programming competition is retarded. I'm tired of the fake and gay bullshit.

Me too except I'm 35 and live in a shitty house with a fatass freak. Oh and I'm poor.

That's not a thing.

>>16720456
So what? Why should I care about your eceleb?

>>509810552
The more I learn about geopolitics the more I realise Putin is the only sane/smart one.

>>714562959
>did he got

>>16715665
No, that's not what I'm saying at all.

>>105785121
Not really. I'm unable to work on things I think are gay and terrible.

>>714305426
Why are her hoohoos smaller in the mirror? Does she have body dismorphia? I can fix her

>>105751220
You don't possess any of the "knowledge" you think AI is giving you. It's making you (even more) retarded.

>>936401717
No. It's not OK. It means there is something wrong with you. You should try to fix yourself.

nu techies is fucking gay too, not as bad as olde techies but it's still cancerous

[Gay News]
Im a big gay frogposteur

>>713580294
OK very cool, but what are the political implications for me, personally, as a gaytarded frogposteur?

>>713514286
I guess, but I don't care either way.

>>713258874
uhh it's the only thing that ever mattered
consoles are for retards

>>936043903
This. An AI furry or BLACKED thread probably died for this. For shame. Corey wouldn't have wanted this.

>>713162256
Have you tried reddit?

>get an mde.tv sub a month ago
>log in to watch extreme peace
>that'll be $30
No more shekels for you, Samuel

>>81493407
We should leave the rats alone.

>>935761664
Gonnorhea? I hardly know'ea.

not rly

>>712525624
Looks trannylicious, ew.

>>105579675
im not alloweded to this is for my high paying microsoft sir job

>>507078355
Who, or what, is that?

>>211367650
OK. His hair and face are weird. There. Is that what you wanted?

>>211335149
It was a simpler time.