Thread 714561513

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

....
LET THE GAMES HIT THE

imagine being so hated 1 million people collectively campaign just to spite you personally

>>714561513 (OP)
What he do to make people hate him again?
Feels like a big nothingburger.

What does /v/ keep spamming this ugly faggot?

>>714561513 (OP)
HEY GUYS, I SECRETLY SUPPORTED SKG ALL ALONG AND WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED!
....CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE

>>714561703
Every story needs a villain. This guy just happened to volunteer for the role.

>>714561813
How many of us called that this fucking faggot was gunna do this?

>>714561608
YOU CAN EAT MY ENTIRE ASS TWICE

>>714561513 (OP)
He saved the movement, he's a Hero!

>>714561703
>What he do to make people hate him again?
he is just a really hateable lying faggot

>>714561918
It's fairly obvious he was gonna go there
And the funny thing that it wasn't HIM that did it but Ross just bringing old drama back as a last ditch effort and to set the record straight.

>>714561703
Gay retarded furfag with a really punchable face who pretends to be this super knowledgeable expert gamer who's actually a retarded annoying faggot who runs away while his whole party wipes in hardcore WoW.

>>714562098
>gay
he's bisexual

Didn't he betray his guild in Wow hardcore getting all their characters killed?

>>714561703
>What he do to make people hate him again?
>Feels like a big nothingburger.
he is "shit-eating grin" in constant human form

>>714562149
So a faggot.

>>714562098
desu him being militantly against stop killing games is far more indicative of him being a massive spineless cunt than roach behavior on a mmorpg

>>714562149
he's a gnomosexual

>>714561880
what did he mean by this

>>714561880
oooh that nice man is offering him a wheelchair!

>>714561513 (OP)
Bros, was he really playing 7D underwater ferret chess all along?

>>714562213
Yea, but him fucking up that bad was what put him on the radar since he's spent years talking about his gaming credentials and all this shit just to publicly fumble spectacularly and then triple down on pretending like he did nothing wrong.

>>714562335
no

>>714562213
He's just mad he's a cripple.

>>714561782
It's a reddit campaign, unironically. If you think it's strange that /v/ is suddenly all in agreement, it's because it is strange. This is an organized campaign with redditors in Discords coordinating how to post on 4chan.

>>714561703
he's your typical /v/ermin faggot
>massive ego
>doubling and tripling down even when presented with evidence
>act like it's everyone's fault when he gets btfo'd
only difference between him and a /v/ poster is he has money

>>714562497
kill yourself jason and stop raping ferrets you furfaggot

>>714562149
He takes it up the ass. That means he's gay.

>>714561703
It is. He's simply the perfect example of the adage "The worst thing you can be is annoying".

>>714562513
I'd say he's more in line with your average smarmy redditor than he does your typical 4chan contrarian

>>714562176
Did you see his mana? What was he supposed to do?

Leave Moldvirus Fagtree ALONE!

>>714562753
Use one of the three mana restoration sources he had on his fucking hotbar.

>>714561513 (OP)
wasn't this the faggot that was in some wow hc drama a while ago?

>>714562347
Honestly I'd do the same. Fuck leveling hardcore wow accounts they're a pain in the ass. I'd play every single dungeon like a giant pussy.

There's a huge harassment campaign happening against Pirate Software. Right now, the scandal is that he was not charitable to an EU initiative and misrepresented it. As well as attacked it. The people attacking him for it as mostly people with political brain damage. They do the same exact thing themselves. They just won't ever admit to it. I'll give an example:

Imagine a political party that you hate were to introduce a new initiative. Would you give that initiative a fair shake, and be charitable in your interpretation of it? Or would you immediately begin attacking it without even going over all of it and understanding it completely? If you said you'd give it a fair shake then you're full of shit. This is what Pirate Software did. Most people do the same thing themselves routinely, and so do the people harassing Pirate Software do it probably even more often than the average person.

There is something else as well. I've seen a shitload of moral grandstanding, and many people morally condemning Pirate Software as if he's some horrific evil. Many of these people I've seen do this grandstanding are even worse than he is. I'm not even a Pirate Software fan. I even support SKG. But I don't like to see some poor guy get torn apart by a braindead mob as the grifters leading them count the ad bux.

Pirate software was wrong, but that doesn't mean he deserves what is happening to him. The blowhards calling for his blood are wrong all the time themselves.

Humanity is in a dire state. Mentally, most people aren't even out of the cave.

>>714562859
But he used his mana up after he left the dungeon so how could he have saved them in the dungeon?

>>714561703
everything about him is fake while he proclaims to be some genius

he looks up answers to puzzle games then acts like he solved it himself or uses his chat to solve them
he claims to be some elite hacker man but has the programming skills of a middle schooler
he constantly says he has over 20 years of experience but anything specific he just throws buzz words around but he'll tell you every chance that hes worked for the department of energy and blizzard and has PULLED IT INTO ASSEMBLY, EXTRACTED THE CODE CAVE AND REMOVED THE POLYPMORPHIC

how the fuck did he got popular in the first place? are zoomers that retarded?

>>714562924
Karma is real. You can say whatever you want, but expect to be ridiculed for being foolish.

>>714562959
he gamed the youtube shorts algorithm when no one else was bothering with it

>>714562924
no i just hate him because everything about him is fake, from his voice to his experience

>>714562924
>harrassment compaign
nah, he was pissing alot of people off and creating bad blood with viewers over time by coming across as a disingenuous narcissist. People have been waiting since he fucked up in that wow dungeon to tear him apart

>>714562890
He was

>>714561703
Its actually mostly just exposure. He didnt do anything special, he just did what he constantly does - talk in a smarmy condescending way about everything and pretend to be the authority

He is an insufferable faggot and people have mass alergic reaction to hearing him talking about anything at this point. In this case it was the SKG initiative.

>>714562959
1 or 2 years ago youtube was pushing his shorts for some reason

>>714562959
>are zoomers that retarded?
yes

>>714562149
bisexuals are evil so it checks out

>>714562959
He shat out dozens if not more youtube shorts a day when they came out and got pushed into every ones feed.

>>714563054
bisexuals actually moved to a system without good/evil alignment

>>714563094
a bisexual is just a faggot and all faggots are evil

>>714561813
If he were smart he would lean into that angle much sooner, at least he would try to contact Ross and get on his good side so he could later "reveal" that they were buddies all along. He is too retarded, arrogant and narcissistic to pull that off though. He will die on that hill.

>>714561920
No thanks, ferrets even don't taste good fresh.

>>714561703
lolcow

anyone remember in some apex legends tournament some pro players got RCE'd and this guy was there to "save the day"? reminds me of elon musk's submarine lmao. did he actually know what he was talking about?

>>714563070
>Did you know if you draw a square and some lines some dumb bullshit happens? That's computers! That's...science!
Sincerely hope this faggot just kills himself soon.

>>714563118
this was so blatanlty obvious he just looked the answer up, after having some eureka moment almost as soon as he entered the room with his poor acting

i still cant believe his fans do not care and just eat it up and believe it

>>714562497
>Anons who like and care about vidya want to get something done so it must be reddit

>>714562959
well theres atleast 1,146,706 EU retards who are more retarded than him

>>714563024
youre killing gaming

>>714563245
i wonder how he would deflect this or actually admit he cheated the puzzle

>>714561703
He's a nepobaby that only got famous because his Dad worked at Blizzard, literally

start putting links in the OPs again when making threads we need to hit 1.4M to be safe from botters
https://eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#/screen/home

>>714563040
He discovered that if you uncheck the option to push the short into your subscriber's feeds that the algorithm instead favors promoting the short to people who haven't seen your content before. By exploiting this and uploading tons of shorts he was able to spam himself into everyone's youtube feed and became popular due to sheer exposure. People immediately fell for his gaslight of being an expert veteran game dev because they viewed his popularity as proof.

>>714563024
MALDavius status?

>>714563118
I don't get it, what is this? Looks like some sort of map you combine with codes to solve a puzzle, but that's just the first thing I thought of randomly on my own.

>>714563035
>He didnt do anything special, he just did what he constantly does - talk in a smarmy condescending way about everything and pretend to be the authority
I mean I get hating him for this reason. I don't like condescending people and that is reason enough to dislike someone. the weird harassment campaign with the fake receipts and everything is just baffling.

>>714563393
GNOME'D

>>714562924
Shut the fuck up Maldavius.

Here's an unpopular opinion: Maldavius right about SKG, and it will make the gaming industry worse. Because we know the axiom: the more regulated the market, the worse it is for everyone—both producers and consumers. The direct path to improving product quality is REDUCING market regulations, even to the point of their absence.

This is exactly why American goods are far superior in quality to European ones. This is why American service is far better than European service. Because the market in the US is freer. And the freer the market, the better it is for everyone.

SKG, on the other hand, proposes additional regulations that will burden producers but ultimately lead to all costs being passed on to consumers.

Those who oppose absolute market freedom are shooting themselves in the foot

>>714561513 (OP)
https://piratesoftware.sucks
https://piratesoftware.sucks
https://piratesoftware.sucks
GAY FURRY FAGGOT SEX AT TWITCH CON 2018

>>714561703
From what I can tell he's got a massive ego and will never admit to being wrong about anything, and he lies/makes shit up to better his own image or make opposing sides look worse. Anyone would dislike such a person, it just took a while for his negative sides to show since he initially got his fame from youtube shorts about epic video game programmer secrets.

>>714563532
kill yourself jason and take that ferret out of your ass

>>714561703
Just listen to this retard talk and act like he's smart.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LY2hG-_asKU

>>714563618
Okay, first of all. Eat my ass, three times.
Secondly, it's THOR, dipshit.

>>714563024
KEKKYPOW

>>714563627
https://youtu.be/LY2hG-_asKU

>>714561608
and now he's apparently acting like some sort of messiah who sacrificed himself to become the "villain" and that otherwise, it never would've reached 1 million

>>714563657
Third, I've got three Big Black Defcon badges

>>714563618
Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks

>>714563627
for me it's the "our game save are based on achievements and this prevents piracy"

>>714563118
It's the lengths!

>>714563687
I saw it coming and knew it was gonna happen, it's just what an egotistical narcist would logically do

>>714563214
The cheating incident? I find it especially odd how the so called "hacker" managed to target the exact match the players were playing

>>714563627
This mother fucker loves to brag about how much he's a hacker.

I follow a few programmers and many of them are extremely talented, they regularly show their code on screen and what they're working on. They're generally humble people even if they have somewhat of an ego. They don't brag about how fucking amazing they are at coding even when they are. This guy just speaks on high platitudes, never provides any proof and always just speaks in very vague terms. It reeks of bullshit. There are people that actually claim he's a genius level programmer. Surely this guy has shown off his code before right?

Are people forgetting his furry roleplay

pretty sure he wants to put ferrets up his ass

>>714563627
>>714563684
why did he draw a single square? is this supposed to help demonstrate his point in some way?

>tfw youve been stuck in maldavius figtree's cavernous anal cavity for a day now because he needs to destress from being a gigantic retard on the internet
>tfw your matted fur has clogged his rectum 2 inch deep and you cant go out through the anus as hes been sitting for 18 hours at his PC reading twitter replies and blocking his haters both there and on Twitch
>tfw you know hes going to shove up Freebooter Figgie in a few hours so youll at least have some company
>tfw you suddenly hear a distant rumble coming from within and it smells like a Mexican fastfood joint
>tfw you might get out sooner than you think

>>714562924
Let's say even if Jason was never in the wrong this is a huge benefit to online communities regardless: annoying self proclaimed "intellectuals" will think twice before opening their mouths. We won't get another PirateSoftware for a long time.

>>714563532
>proposes additional regulations that will burden producers but ultimately lead to all costs being passed on to consumers.
Classic example of not knowing a thing about what's going on and acting like you know it all.
SKG only asks that developers plan an appropriate exit to a games life that ensures players can continue playing the game they bought.
So all a dev needs to do is release netcode of the game so people can make their own servers after official support ends.

TF2? Counterstrike 2? Already complies with SKG because valve allows people to make private servers.
It is not a big ask.

But retards like you thinking you know everything "Oh, b-but the added costs with be passed onto the c-customers, it will get SUPER EXPENSIVE FOR YOU GUYS YOU SHOULDN'T SUPPORT THIS THING!!!"
You're no better than this ferret fucker

>>714563627
Someone give me a gun

>>714563839
>Surely this guy has shown off his code before right?
>He doesn't know

lol, he has, it's extremely entry level shit

>>714563627
>code cave
>removed the polymorphic
how do these videos get millions of views without someone who has studied CS saying anything about this shit in the comments?

>>714563860
is like when magician distract you doing retarded shit with one hand, the square is supposed to distract you from the retarded shit he is saying

>>714563860
>that stroke order
this faggot tried learning japanese and failed, guaranteed.

>>714563860
because he's a fucking fraud who already knew the answer and was just faking the reasoning, he's not actually bright which is why it was retarded

>>714563839
Supposedly his coding skills are yandere-dev level

>>714561513 (OP)
isnt he an industry plant anyways? also can somebody remind me why the fuck they stole mother milk from the fridge at blizzard? also why was the mother milk even there in the first place?

>>714563906
Yeah full transparency I don't claim to know anything about this guy but it seems like for a while he was at least somewhat respected. Just the way he carries himself reeks of bullshit the few times I've watched him talk. Also based on what I've seen he's artificially altering his voice which implies he's extremely insecure.

>>714562897
You're also a normal person who doesn't hype himself up as having a dad who helped found blizzard or some shit and over 10 years of qc and coding experience working at blizzard. The point is the guy built up his nerd credentials insanely high just to show that he's actually full to the brim with shit.

>>714563997
>isnt he an industry plant anyways?
no, he is just retarded

>>714563928
Surely he deletes such comments?

>>714563997
his father (grummz) told him to steal some

He could have easily killed the entire SKG movement if he wasn't autistic about it, if he said:
>"I personally don't believe getting the government involved will help as they tend to take more and give little back"
Instead of
>"NOOO NOO THIS IS USED CAR SALESMAN BULLSHIT I DECLARE HOLY JIHAD AGAINST THIS, EAT MY WHOLE ASS"
then we wouldn't even be here

>>714563860
It completes the teacher look he's going for. It's all in service of making it look like he's an expert on the subject and that explaining it is effortless for him. He knows the audience is actually paying attention and doesn't understand the subject matter, so it doesn't matter if he does anything useful with his virtual blackboard. The important part is leaving the impression that he said something that sounded correct.

>>714563995
To be honest, most indie games are like that. Most people just don't care. It's not like Toby Fox's code in undertale was all that great. But the reaason Yanderedev turned into a lolcow was because of his personality. But Maldavius Figtree, how did anyone take this guy seriously? I guess so long as someone is a smooth talker they can really bullshit their way pretty far even as a le epic hackerman.

>>714564013
>for a while he was at least somewhat respected
yeah, until he started playing with the other streamers in hc wow, thats when the viewers of the other streamers noticed he was a gigantic asshole to the lower viewers streamers and it culminated in the wipe where he just ran away

>>714563928
Smelly VX actually did catch wind of it, it was quite funny. He was like "WTF is this guy talking about" Then pirate just responded with a fucking wikipedia article explaining the terms, LMAO

Smelly is the guy who runs the largest public malware and documentation website and has been writing malware for over 20 years.

>>714563997
>industry plant
wrong, he's a nepobaby. his daddy worked at Blizzard and got him some intern job there as a result, so he thinks he's some sort of tech wizard now

>>714563928
the fuck is a polymorphic?

>>714563995
An example I remember is that with his huge array of game story event flags (In of itself a huge red flag), one part of the code that determines the next part of the conversation was something like
>Switch(gameEvent[333])
>case 0:
>Do something, break
>case 1:
>break

That alone made me reel back It's like he listened to /v/ clowining on yan-dev for his stupid if else chains and decided to use a switch statement on everything.

>>714564135
a furry

>>714564113
I forgot to add I don't think Maldavius even knew who he was talking to

>>714563997
>also why was the mother milk even there in the first place?
women that are producing milk make milk all day, even when they are at work
you can get little portable pumps to extract milk so that the milk can put it in bottles for the baby later
in later times they may just pump it out and throw the milk away cause they're going to be leaking all over their clothes

>>714563928
Because those comments get buried under the mountain of yesmen and clueless retards that upvote each other

>>714564165
The reply he had for smelly suggested that yeah, he didn't know.

>>714562176
and his AoC guild....
and his EVE corp....

>>714564013
Witness the code of a pro hacker for 20 years that wrote anti cheat software at blizzard that banned over 2 million players.

>>714564161
kek

>>714564175
hmmm shouldnt a woman like that stay at home and nurse her toddlers instead of working anyways?

>>714564110
Funny how a little thing like that can cause people to turn on you completely.

>See their morals, their "code", it's a bad joke dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the World (of Warcraft) allows them to be. I'll show you, when the chips are down, these "civilized" streamers? They'll eat each other.

>>714564304
ive always hated this faggot and was always surprised no one else could see through the facade

>>714564272
I still cannot get over his storyline flag system is a huge array that he has to constantly use magic numbers for to get the right index filled with magic numbers that he has to write comments for each and every single one.

>>714564272
Well at first glance I'm not seeing anything wrong but those "code bases" look awfully small. I imagine he was just coding up some things as an example of sorts? A few switch cases, some boiler plate shit. Not a whole lot going on here, nothing that a newbie couldn't figure out within his first year of lrning2code.

>>714564295
Economy is shit requiring double income and some places don't have maternity leave.

>>714564272
you guys don't understand the polymorphic code cave

>>714564360
This is how they do it at Blizzard
t. my dad works for Blizzard

>>714564360
that's because you just don't have the same level of experience as him and can't see why it's so good to do it this way

my favorite is the goldberg checks, lol dont have the image tho

>>714564272
>hasnt made a single meaningful update in mote than a year
>adds a meaningless comment to the game so steam doesnt flag it as abandoned

>>714561513 (OP)
Why do yall act like a woke lynch mob? Who gives a shit

>>714564416
>I imagine he was just coding up some things as an example of sorts? A few switch cases, some boiler plate shit
No, this is for his game.

Yiff in hell

>>714564416
that's the whole point, everything he's writing is extremely amateurish, he talks like he's John Carmack but what he actually writes is how some highschool would write his first game

>>714564476
Take the ferret out of your ass right now.

>>714563997
Wasn't he fired from Blizzard as soon as his dad was gone? I don't think he's an industry plant, just figured out the algorithm and growing up as a blizzard nepohire he probably believes he really has been banning hackers by doing the polymorphic in the code cave
I swear I've seen a short of him when he was pushed by youtube saying that piracy is evil too

>>714564476
>yall
go away brownoid

>>714564295
blizzard gives 10 weeks of maternity leave, mothers can breastfeed/produce milk for more than a year

>>714564563
White people say yall

>>714563024
I can't

>>714564554
In this case "code cave" was the term we used to describe where cheating tools injected themselves into the client for their hook. This is generally done in an area of non-volatile memory meaning it won't get overwritten. Stable area of injection = Code Cave.

At times we would see hooks like this change per run with bogus push/pop commands that did nothing overall. This feature is called "Polymorphism" or can be described as "Polymorphic Code" meaning it changes the structure without changing the function. They do this to make automatic detection more difficult as the signature will not be the same.

>>714564601
dont care jamal

I remember having to argue with anons here saying this dude worked on WC3 and his name was in the credits. he was born in 1987 it was legally impossible for him to have worked on that game. "no dude he did work on it"

>>714564476
Jason pls go

>>714564632
What I said was correct, yall are a woke mob just like the faggot lefties

>>714561513 (OP)
whats happened now?
did he cry recently?

>>714564679
ooga booga

>>714563532
>it will make the gaming industry worse
Literally impossible.

>>714564476
Furries are ontologically evil and there is nothing that we can do to them that would be morally questionable

>>714564679
>how do you do fellow kids

>>714564478
>>714564518
Yeah like I followed Yanderedevs code and I watched people break down and show what waas inefficient about it. But there are some pretty in depth analysis on how it's not the if else statements that are causing his game to lag but rather the fact he's not doing object culling right, his 3d models had way too much geometry for what they were, not using LODs, and things like that which were causing the huge performance drops, among a number of things. That's why I don't get too bogged down on how the code looks because really, the compiler does clean up a lot of the inefficient crap most of the time.

But yeah Maldavius talks really big for pumping out this amateurish crap. Like I said earlier, most indie games are made with spaghetti code and lots of inoptimal crap but they get away with it because they make something interesting or whatever. As far as I know his game was just a undertale clone made in gamemaker which is pretty embarrassing. That has to be one of the easiest types of games to make asides from a visual novel. I have more respect for Yanderedev for at least trying to make a 3D game lol. Yanderedev also never claimed to be a genius hacker. Yeah he's a freak but I find him more "honest" than this Figtree.

>>714564658
>I remember having to argue with anons here saying this dude worked on WC3 and his name was in the credits
im pretty sure his dad worked on it not him

>>714561513 (OP)
LET THE SALT HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE SALT HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE SALT HIT THE FLOOR

>>714564735
that pic of yanderedev is unironically cute thoughever

>>714564460
I might be talking out my ass since my thing is data analytics rather than straight code, but would it not be better to have an events class (Or struct depending on what he is doing) that handles the specifics of the event and enumerate that in an array of those so that he can just call the event when required?

>>714564476
Making fun of some know-it-all, who actually knows nothing, cunt is acting like a lynch mob?

>>714561703
this isn't like a lolcow like chris chan where sickos online are bullying a retard. This is about an actual asshole who mistreats people and does scummy things, and then people notice and go "huh, this guys a bad person" so we're all making fun of him.

>>714564175
>women that are producing milk make milk all day, even when they are at work
Surely they won't mind if I take a sip then? Plenty to go around.

>>714561513 (OP)
>>714561703
https://youtu.be/wySIfdGqz3k

>>714564789
>Surely they won't mind if I take a sip then?
you can ask them, there are a few that dont mind, my wife called me a creep when i ask her to let me drink but still let me

>>714564735
Yea, that's why he's getting clowned on so hard. He's a dishonest asshole who built himself up just to get outted as a nepo baby fraud.

>>714562497
>Organized
>Reddit
Pfffft bahahahahahahahaha! Fucking incredible, thanks anon I needed that belly laugh.

>>714564762
*wink*

>narcissist makes it about himself
Yeah, no shit.
You don't "win" with narcissists. The only thing that works is ignoring them, which people did not do.

is his name really thor? because if so this explain why he is the way he is, must have been bullied to hell and back at school

>>714564774
Yes if someone says something you don't like you move on, you don't waste your time with internet drama. Who cares? He has zero impact on your life. Who cares about some petition or whether he liked it or not. This is woke leftist marxist behavior and honestly sounds like the whole communist everything must be free and open software cult behavior.

>>714564912
jason thor hall or something like that

>being a contrarian because hating on a shithead became the popular opinion
Tedious.

>>714563873
LOL

>>714564986
>expecting everyone to follow your hivemind behavior

>>714561513 (OP)
I hate this guy and the free publicity he gets. I may hate even (you).

jasonsissies...

>>714563024
Right at the the end I noticed the dildos next to his alarm clock

>>714561703
Everyone hates a narcissist
Everyone hates a moron pretending to be smart
Everyone hates a lier
Everyone hates person who fajes his voice
Everyone hates a scamer

>>714564886
I thought /v/s claim to fame was a ragtag group of virgins and a BR furfaggot with 140 ping raped an extremely organized and coordinated team of redditors in tribes ascend (score was 3-2 lmao)
Only when it suits your narratives huh
Love, the superior board

>>714564760
This guy has literally millions of followers and views. How the FUCK does he have only eight people tossing him likes on his personal discord?

>>714565110
>>714565135
Why the fuck does he have gnome dildos? Why?????????

>>714561703
>gay furfag
>larps about being a blizzard dev, was QA
>larps about being "Thor", is Jason
>larps about having a deep voice, uses filters

>>714565176
those are 30 people plus the ones we cant see the number isnt it?

>>714564924
We do it because it's fun and it makes retards like you seethe ;)

The people running a hate brigade against him are deranged and mentally ill.

>>714563507
>the weird harassment campaign with the fake receipts and everything is just baffling.
There was no harassment campaign. He's just a lying drama queen.

>>714565237
>t. discord member

>>714565219
>>larps about being "Thor", is Jason
that part is true, the rest you are correct

>>714565110
jfc pirate bros...

>>714565110
>still no proof that this was his bathroom
>some schizo posted a pic on kiwifarms of his own bathroom and claimed pirate software was his roommate
>again, no proof for any of this
Pirate has done way more embarrassing things, so that you don't have to lie about imaginary things. So weird.

>>714565110
>*opens mspaint with black canvas*
I get liking Dark mode but I have no clue how anyone can stand drawing on a black background.

>>714565147
>/vg/ fag still seething about something nobody even remembers.
>"superior" board is overrun by gacha generals and schizos galore making discussion impossible
I know /v/ sucks but god DAMN your board is a flaming pile of shit. I wouldn't mind it so much if you faggots weren't constantly leaking and making pseudo generals here because you're having civil wars and infightings over schizos.

>>714565218
butt (pirate) software

>>714565225
On Discord, you can "like" any number of emotes at least once. So at most, eight people have liked his message with a "100%" emote eight times. Theoretically every single other emote getting liked could be by totally different people, but that's incredibly unlikely. The likeliest is that he has less than 10 people actively sucking dick on his discord.

>>714565110
GNOMED

>>714562959
>did he got

>>714565290
black background is superior if you are using it for quick concept sketching

>>714561703
brags about how he worked at blizzard pretending that makes him superior to everyone else when he was actually just a nepohire by his dad who was a big name in the company. he was essentially a GM but keeps lying, saying he was a game developer there. looks up solutions to really difficult puzzle games but pretends he solved it all on his own because he's le super genius hacker man. everything about him is fake, even his voice. unironically one of the most unlikable people i've ever seen on the Internet

>>714561513 (OP)
Does this guy have a humiliation fetish? I don't understand why else he'd be doing all this shit

>>714565349
>he was essentially a GM
he was QA

>>714565342
Guess I gotta try that then.

>>714565286
It's like what happened with LordKat. He had a thread dedicated to him on KiwiFarms but Null caved in and deleted the thread because Kat said what they wanted to hear aka probably telling lies about Channel Awesome and how the whole website sucks. After that they started sucking Kat's cock.

I have respect for him not backing down in the face of mob hate.

>>714565336
>he got got

>>714565176
probably his turbopersonal sekrit access discord room

>>714565302
>/vg/
don't make me laugh son, your gay brother has nothing to do with this, nor your transvestite "sister".
This is your father speaking and I'm trying to reconnect with you because I've been homeless for 10 years

>>714563936
>projecting

>>714565445
>>714565237
samefag

>>714565464
We have eyes everywhere

Thor won

>>714565502
Is taht you, 2dads?

>>714565445
I bet he sincerely believes he's getting hate for "being right" rather than being an obnoxious industry shill

>>714561703
He's annoying.
That's really all it takes. If you're annoying and there's a chance to spite you you'll see mountains moved.

Now there's a bunch of reasons why he's annoying, he's a big dumb fraud who can't code worth a damn and knows jack shit about qa or cybersec and his specialty is "social engineering" - aka just lying and asking for someone's password, but all that really matters is that he's annoying.

he won by being american

I can’t stop laughing at his gnome dildos ahahaha fucking terracotta 20 inches deep in his ass no wonder his brain is rotted

>>714565768
lol

>>714563532
Amerimutt goods are objectively inferior to eurochad goods and services.
Our food is healthier, safer and cheaper
Our healthcare won't cause generational debt
Consumers have rights and protections here

Free market? Doesn't exist and hasn't existed since the medieval era. You think the greedy Jew is going to regulate and control itself?
GOVERMENT interference is why you can afford bread and water, and electricity. Because governments are regulating the price, preventing the companies from gouging you, like they tried during COVID.
>No you see we need to double our electricity prices because.....we just do ok, the batty boo virus made our windmills sick so we got less magic juice
>GOVERMENT: I don't think so kike>>714563532
>>714563532

>>714561703
People don't like it when you lie like that. You should stop doing that.

I scrolled thrugh news from Tacoma for hours and I didnt find shit about swatting.

>>714561703
he hasn't done anything monstrous, worse shit is he pushed back heavily against SKG, everything else is him just being an insufferable faggot

>>714564924
>This is woke leftist marxist behavior and honestly sounds like the whole communist everything must be free and open software cult behavior.
It's literally other way around
Shareholder driven megacorporations want to turn everything into live service so they can take away your shit whenever they feel like it. Private ownership of goods is the cornerstone of capitalist system, we want to have our shit not fucked with and we're willing to pay for it but the megacorporations which have the monopoly over the market have different ideas about it.

This is the most ironic thing about it - the shareholders are communists here.

Is this true, /v/?

>>714566049
>Made less than $15 an hour at blizzard
>claims to be a security expert at blizzard
???????

>>714566049
no, that was already debunked, he is just a lying faggot

>>714565972
We don't exist in a truly free market and libertarians need to accept that and learn to fight back instead of assuming non-existent systems are still in play to fix things.

>>714564113
A wiki article he wrote. Code cave is a term he made up

>>714566049
Yes?
It's not exactly unknown that microtransactions make bank. Why is Thor acting like this is industry knowledge?

>>714566049
>because people keep buying it
now do live service

>>714566049
>>714566197
SC2 wol sold 4.5mil copies at full price

>>714563687
I don't know how anybody expected any less. He has a massive ego.

>>714566197
the horse didnt outsell WoL, the horse cost less to make than an entire expansion for SC2 so relatevely it made more money than WoL but WoL made more money

>>714566120
He was overseeing how much money star craft 2 made, that was his job or he's claiming that an intern like him would know this. Either way, ridiculously unbelievable

>>714564272
ONE
I'M A HACKER, 1337
TWO
I'M A HACKER, 1337
THREE
I'M A HACKER, 1337
FOUR
I'M A HACKER, 1337

ONE
SOMETHING'S GOTTA switch
TWO
SOMETHING'S GOTTA if
THREE
SOMETHING'S GOTTA switch
FOUR
SOMETHING'S GOTTA if

LET THE UPDATE HIT THE STEAAAAAM

>>714565972
Then stop consuming garbage media. My problem is the outrate culture and behavior. It's the problem with society and people think it's acceptable to protest and outrage about everything just because someone says something they don't like.

>>714563687
Can I see a clip of that? I love when he makes an ass out of himself

>>714565445
>>714565237
>"look at me guise I am going against what everyone is saying I am so le intelligent and kool"
hang yourself

>>714566241
Anon, that's 300million at best.
That's a fucking B on the graph

>>714566197
From the few shorts I've seen his entire career is saying surface level knowledge about things and selling it as industry knowledge, like the short of him treating "brazilians are poor, so I made my game cheaper there" as some genius business strategy or talking about SpaceWar

>>714566049
WHY DOES HE DRAW THAT ON PAINT PFFFFFHAHAHAHA

i still gotta post it, i just don't see every thread

>>714566338
it's just a xitter post. also the discord msg he sent it was obvious he is seething his "le intelligent argument" backfired hard

>biggest corposhill in the industry makes the usually Nintendo le bad video
I'm still gonna buy Donkey Kong, James.

>>714566241
>>714566363
This is the sparkly pony that killed Starcraft.

>>714566049
How is his overtime related here? What? And he certainly didn't program jack shit regarding sc2.

>>714564684
He's now lying about being swatted
No one is buying it though
First it was "I got 10k death threats in a day"
No one believed that, its such an absurd lie
Then it was "I "quit" offbrand games because people were review bombing all "our"(they're not your, you didn't do shit) games"
Another easily disproven lie. None of their games were review bombed
Then it was "I got swatted"
Mind you this is the same guy who claimed to be swat proof because he preemptively contacted the local PD

He's literally an NPC cycling through his victim dialogue options

>>714566518
A broken clock is right twice a day I suppose

>>714563575
This is gold
I knew it when I was watching this faggot a year ago something was off

>>714566338
>https://www.twitch.tv/piratesoftware/clip/AssiduousTiredBoarRitzMitz-j0W1S8wiY9wGCtK7

>>714566572
Nah, it just proves he's a western industry shill and an absolute retard just like (You).

>>714566520
It's the same company, even if it were true which it isn't, so what? They could cross subsidize things in sc2 or whatever else with the money that they made with the revenue from this one in-game item

>>714566284
If that's true we'll never get Starcraft III...

>>714566560
>He's now lying about being swatted
i wish some kiwi farm autist would check his local PD for that

that's not really something you should be lying about

>>714564912
>>714564959
No. This is a other one of his lies.
He legally doesn't have a middle name.
He made that up

>>714561703
Personally?
I hate him hecaude he's taken a fucking decade to create a proxy Undertale clone and isn't even close to done. Then when Steam marked his Early Access game as abandonware, he released a shitty little April fools update that contained machine translated Japanese. And that's the most attention one of his games has gotten from him in a decade.

I hate him because he steals game dev valour by pretending he was a dev at Blizzard when he was a QA tester, uninvolved with code.
I hate him because he positions himself as an authority on copyright law and tries to sue someone, then tries to talk over a copyright lawyer offering countersuit.
I hate him because he's not smart enough to figure out simple puzzles and looks up answers on his phone but pretends to his chat he solved them.
And I hate him because he pretends a Black Badge from DEFCON means he's a genius because he was on a team of 15 people figuring out a puzzle together.

He's just a cunt.

>>714566560
>claimed to be swat proof because he preemptively contacted the local PD
This is/was literally DSP's defense

>>714566518
>he's a corposhill, because he shits on a giant corporation
>save me 4chan somebody made fun of my favorite corporation
Well done, corposhill.

>>714566357
>getting upset at contrarians on 4chan

>>714566680
The soul... god it's so beautiful

>>714566651
jason is a retard to claim that the horse made more money than WoL but it did show to blizzard that the money was on selling cosmetics, expansions are just there to keep the game alive

>>714566609
You will never be Japanese, corposhill

>>714566736
I mean, why would he be against a gigantic pro-consumer movement if he wasn't a corposhill? Weird.

>>714561608
not all of those signatures are legit, some idiots decided to bot so now there needs to be more it's not over.

>>714566815
Hi James.

>>714566581
>trolls personally attacked me so your initiative is le bad
Bro is quadrupling down over something he apparently doesn't care about

>>714566318
>Then stop consuming garbage media.
missed the monopoly part?
Megacorporations are colluding with each other to shove live services down our throats so why we can't collude with government to do something about it?

>>714566581
He was hired by the government to try to hack nuclear plants, right? One of his wildest claims iirc

>>714565972
>>714566173
>>714566318
Brah, horseshoe theory is real. Go too far to either side of the political spectrum and a group will try to take away your rights and your property. AAA companies like Activision or Ubisoft that want to be monopolies in their domain and who want to delete games every year so they won't compete with their own products is already authoritarian, but by its nature it's playing in the real of capitalism.

>>714566363
even if all wow players bought the pony it wouldn't be 300mil

>>714563024
Not a fan of Beethoven.

>>714566880
>no argument
I accept your concession, seething tendie corposhill. You will never be Japanese and they will always despise you.

someone post the puzzle solve vid, lol

>>714566824
I was literally just joking last week he'd take credit for it's passing a million.

>>714562513
You might be on to something but again this place has been reddit featuring the word nigger for a while now.

>>714563315
he already coped "akhually it wasn't blind playthrough I was playing with chat"

>>714566939
Subtract development cost

>>714566691
Someone already did. There are currently no records of him being swatted at the Tacoma Washington PD.

>>714566996
Link to your post in the archives? You wouldn't just lie on the internet for "predicting" something that you've never predicted, right?

>>714563367
And what if the extra .4 million are bots? We need to get 58.99 million Italians to vote to make sure.

>>714567024
what a faggot

>>714561912
>volunteer
more like being a complete fucking retard